*insert Numb 80’s remix*

looley she/they Welcome, I just yell about my various special interests. Hannibal Lecter is my babygirl Apologies for the cringe I am ;-;

[luwuley]

me when I spray the dry shampoo directly into my scalp and forget to swish it around

[mortuary9]

no thoughts just him

[incognitopolls]

If the Pope baptized a baby in Monster Energy, would that baby be considered baptized?

Yes, the Pope cancels out the Monster

Yes, the Pope can baptize babies in anything, the substance doesn't matter

No, the Monster is too sacrilegious to baptize anyone in

No, the Monster is fine but the Pope is too evil to baptize anyone

I don't believe in baptisms

Other

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[cherrycro]

[anakinh]

essek in the cr2 aeor arc (redeeming himself, surrounded by friends): oh no, all my spells are aoe :((( level 5 magic missile

essek in m9 animated (actively getting worse): dark star and if my allies die they die

[themaxbyers]

rip mike wheeler you got the five hargreeves treatment

[samshepard]

[astral-icecream]

That ENTIRE fight Steve never tried to hit back at Dustin because he was angry at him he was only trying to get Dustin to stop he literally tells Dustin he’s gonna hurt himself IM SOBBING

[luwuley]

you can pry them from my cold dead hands

[luwuley]

I haven’t even touched on Jonathan Byers… like I was one of the people who thought they made up, maybe not getting engaged, but like.

So he’s just alone? right right right. RIGHT RIGHT.

all his dreams, wanting to be better than his parents, wanting that for Nancy too. basically Wills parent and they barely interact. any friend they’ve ever given him is just disappeared (rip girl dressed as Frank and Argyle and not even a friendship with Steve or Robin like not even a crumb).

Not touched a camera since s3. no talk about his depression when he’s so similar to someone like Max.

Hey remember when this show actually was able to handle character moments and action like simultaneously because it focused on certain people?

[luwuley]

Does Netflix just want everyone to d*e because yeah no why was is it that the moral of the story is to kys because you can never overcome what’s happened to you been the final message of THREE SHOWS???

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY. ARCANE. POSSIBLY STRANGER THINGS.

[luwuley]

Let’s get sidelined in OUR OWN SHOW THAT WE ARE THE STAPLE CHARACTERS OF with papa

oh and also maybe the real family along the way IS K*LLING OURSELVES?? somehow. AGAIN.

[luwuley]

Let’s go to torture city and never get the love of our lives thats been written into our character and our powers with mama

[purpldology]

This is five and his family to me,,

[luwuley]

Genuinely if they have Jane or Kali or Will sacrifice themselves for this godforsaken town I will personally catfish the duffers as their childhood best friend like that one girl did when she impersonated Brendon Urie to Ryan Ross

Kali Prasad you deserved so much fucking better than to think of yourself this way. not even an arc of Jane teaching her what Jane learned, that they deserve life and aren’t monsters, no. suicide pact.

[luwuley]

crash out live-blogging aside if you want supernatural mystery and slow burn queer people actually being well written listen to the magnus archives and the magnus protocol good night

[oliveespineapples]

What kills me is they had the opportunity to do it well. Mike literally walks in as Will is about to say it to Joyce, and they could have left it there so that it was intimate on the level of Will’s own mother and the person he’s loved for most of his life. They didn’t, but they could have. THEY. COULD. HAVE. DONE. IT. WELL.

[luwuley]

stranger things s5 is like if the potential man meme was a show.