i can be funny occasionally i guess

skorp : pangender : pansexual : them/they : scorpio : INTP-turbulent-analyst : cool

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

martin luther *nailing 95 theses to door of wittenberg church*: im nailing these here to protest the catholic church janitor of wittenberg church: dude are you fucking serious. okay whatever yeah. the janitor doesnt matter. no one cares that the janitor has to replace the god damn door. No one cares that mr janitor only gets paid 10 pfennigs a year even when he has to replace doors that had holes nailed in them by some fuck ass monks. yeah. totally. thanks dude. Big thanks

[corpsefluid]

how to tell someone didn’t play the game.

[thatkindoffangirl]

oh my god

[distinguishedbaloney]

[pettypunani]

Reblog if you're still in 2013

[pettypunani]

reblog while you still can

[gentlemanbones]

Time to fuck with the future.

[rogers-fringe]

Visit Original Link

This is beautiful

[skorpion216]

kaz and ocelot just sung me happy birthday omg

[skorpion216]

Am I really that fucking bad? I mean, I guess I understand, I know I’m nowhere near good enough for that, but I didn’t know everyone else thought that too. I don’t know if that’s how you meant it, or if you even meant to do that in the first place, but that’s literally the worst reaction I could possibly get. Not even that, but when I try again I get that horribly ambiguous answer. You can be honest with me, believe me, I’m a big boy, I can take it. I’d rather you just go ahead and say something that might hurt and give me a definite answer as opposed to an ambiguous answer that might not hurt as much, but I’ll never really know for sure what could have been. And if what you said really is the case, I completely understand, however considering what you did right afterwards, I’m not so sure that’s the case. Either you changed your mind really fucking quickly, or you just didn’t want to hurt my feelings, which is respectable, but not at all what I was looking for. Just be honest with me, I’ve always been honest to you so far, so I really wish you could just give me a definite answer. I still stay awake at night over this shit. You even followed it up with a sly little “maybe”, that sounded a lot like a yes, but your actions suggested that it was a definite no. Just tell me so I can just be over this one way or another.

[skorpion216]

Genie, Siren, and Nymph!

Genie:If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?i’d rather not talk about my real answer right now, but i’ll go with what my second answer would be: to be better about talking/showing my emotions to others.Siren:If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?

i’d rather not talk about this one either tbh, but my second answer is:make very wealthy people give me a lot of money

Nymph:What are you like when you’re by yourself?

very quiet and generally externally blank. i’m pretty boring tbh.

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in hindsight, today probably wasn’t a good day to do asks, sorry guys.

[skorpion216]

SPOOKY ASKS

Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?

Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?

Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?

Ghost: Do you have any regrets?

Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?

Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?

Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?

Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?

Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?

Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?

Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?

Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?

Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?

Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?

Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?

Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?

Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

[kcdeliverance]

[murahin-blog]

free MGS V product key

Alright so we have a product key for Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, which you would input here to redeem. I will be picking the winner on the release date of the game via random generator.

Rules:

must be 18+ (sorry, Nvidia requires you to input your birthdate because of the game rating)

can’t live in China; the offer’s only available outside of China for some reason?

have your ask open, at least for off-anon

must not meet anything under the ‘don’t follow’ category here

both reblogs + likes count as long as you’re not spamming people

don’t tag as ‘giveaway’ thank

deadline: September 1, 11:59PM PST

[alternativeblkgal]

Shout out to black guys with depression. Shout out to black guys with anxiety. Shout out to black guys coping with their mental and/or physical illness. Shout out to black guys with scars from bad habits. Shout out to all of my black guys struggling to be strong because society tells us we have to be.

Shout out to black guys.

Keep your heads up. I love you.

[aizea]

ask your doctor if shutting the fuck up is right for you

[themano-deactivated20190925]

@ people who think they have to choose between liking dogs or cats more, I’m sorry that you live such a boring life

[drethelin]

Real character names from Rick and Morty

Mr. Poopybutthole Mrs. Pancakes Scary Terry Bird Person Gazorpazorpfield Ants-In-My-Eyes Johnson Fart

[getrricked]

i can’t believe i feel sad for a character called mr. poopy butthole

[crowsscratches]

nice gay ass jumpers you got there rick