This Is A Thing

I like cooking and taming monsters. Bisexual cis man, currently 35 y.o. There'll be porn reblogged on occasion, so look out for that.

[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business

[kushblazer666]

[lakevida]

[gentlemanbones]

That's some true shit you just said, Newt. rip to another white demon, also.

[comikbook]

people will call rap overstimulating and then listen to hyper pop

[comikbook]

i cant talk to people who hate on entire genres about music they have a sinister aura that i do not want to interact with

[trinistaxmcnuggle]

Even if it's Country?

[comikbook]

yes hot take the hatred of country music as a whole will often come down to classism i love country music i love bluegrass i love folk and writing off a whole genre or type of music is crazyyyyyyy

[flipchild]

[absolutejamer]

“Abusement park”? My friend we have a word for that it’s called “capitalism”

[flipchild]

Damnn 💯

[beardedmrbean]

[fangs-4-fags]

guy who cares way too much about proper animal husbandry and is annoying to do petplay bdsm scenes with

[fangs-4-fags]

you've been a bad dog... what? no, i'm not gonna punish you. animals respond better to positive reinforcement. you should know that. i've only talked about it a thousand times.

[pokemonarchive]

036 Clefable (2022) Illustrator: HYOGONOSUKE

[nohoperadio]

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

[shit-hdb-would-say]

Harry du Bois would say this.

[onlinebeast]

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[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

[gentlemanbones]

This is my favorite screen. I love lookin' at it. (My fourth core member is Grimmsnarl, who is almost never on the final win screen, but we do depend on him.)

[leog4u]

Stop. ✋

I see that you're about to reply to someone saying they didn't like a movie you enjoyed as a child with no sense of taste, 20 years ago. Before engaging, ask yourself the following:

When was the last time I saw this movie?

Is the post engaging in criticism that demands more thought than "but it was fun"?

Do I know this person at all?

Do I actually give a shit?

Good luck out there.

[maidthings]

my 37 year old vampire girlfriend keeps telling me i simply don't understand the woes of immortality as if I didn't also own a VHS player or visit a blockbuster a few times as a kid

[maidthings]

she keeps staring off into the distance saying those shit like "those as youthful as you know not what horrors lie in your past" even though we both know damn well she's talking about the 2008 financial crash

[springbreak1984]

[gentlemanbones]

There's a 9/11 memorial with a "real piece" of the Pentagon at this dog park in Colorado. This country is insane.

[gentlemanbones]

I am now sold on the 9/11 Memorial at the dog park.

[gentlemanbones]

There's a 9/11 memorial with a "real piece" of the Pentagon at this dog park in Colorado. This country is insane.

[helloyellow17]

It’s been too long since I drew them 💛