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❝ @skr1mps → haitani rindou + DARK PURPLE ❞
jealousy, jealousy - olivia rodrigo 505 - arctic monkeys play date - melanie martinez fan behavior - issac dunbar lovegame - lady gaga
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DADDY LONG LEGS
katsuki has spent months lying about bruises, broken windows, and web fluid in the laundry. unfortunately for him, the suit looks good enough that forgiveness might have to wait until morning. (or— spider-man is sleeping on the couch, but first you make him model the suit.)
SPIDER-MAN!BAKUGOU KATSUKI X FEM!READER | spider-man au, established relationship, kidfic (kind of), dad!bakugou, post secret identity reveal, domestic fluff, light angst, katsuki is a liar but he is trying, suggestive, sexual tension, objectification as a love language, implied breeding kink (they talk abt making another one). word count: 3.2k
hi from marcel: hi um please accept this humble offering sorry for being a fucking deadbeat omg
you wait until aiya has been asleep for twenty-seven minutes.
not twenty. not fifteen. twenty-seven, because fifteen is still a gamble and twenty is when she likes to trick you into thinking she’s down properly before making one offended little noise through the baby monitor and dragging you both back into the nursery like tiny, gummy royalty.
but twenty-seven means she’s gone.
soft-breathing, fist-curled, fat-cheeked, drooling-on-the-cot-sheet gone.
the apartment is dim after that. not silent, because nowhere with a baby is ever silent anymore. there’s the low hum of the monitor on your nightstand, the occasional shift of the washing machine somewhere down the hall, the distant traffic sliding wet over the street outside. katsuki’s in the bathroom brushing his teeth, shirtless, sweatpants low on his hips, hair flattened from the shower in a way that makes him look younger and grumpier than he has any right to.
you’re sitting on the bed, cross-legged, watching him through the open door.
he catches your eye in the mirror and immediately narrows his.
toothbrush still in his mouth, he says, “what.”
you smile.
his suspicion doubles. “don’t smile like that.”
The most I’ve learned about love island is literally from you. Like I didn’t even know they shared beds when they coupled up. Ik they were in twin beds but not that they shared
omg yeah when they couple up they share a double bed in a massive room of like ten beds. you can always choose not to sleep with your couple because there’s also beds outside. if you’re new and not in a couple yet or just not in the couple then you can sleep inside and they have spare beds in another room.
ONE BED DILEMMA even though it’s very much expected. QUICK BONDING TIME!! wearing cute pyjamas because you know you’re sleeping beside bkg. he’s just in his pyjama shorts. putting on perfume before bed. especially the first night sharing and he is so overwhelmed, tries not to look at you too hard when you climb into bed but your pyjama shorts are SO short and you’re so pretty with your under eye patches. and moisturised face. pillow talk defo. face to face under the covers. perhaps doesn’t kiss you for the first time on the first day. but as soon as you kiss once, every night you guys are making out before bed.
CATCH CATCH
It's hard not to notice how Iwaizumi gets flustered when Mattsun brings up cock warming. You have to know what he's thinking about.
HAJIME IWAIZUMI X FEM!READER | roommates to lovers, smut (mdni), cock warming, fingering, piv, light choking, creampie, praise, casual hookups, 3.8k words.
"Have you ever tried it?"
Iwaizumi glances up. You're lounging on the couch, wearing your favourite sleep set. The one he secretly hates, because the straps have a tendency to slide off your shoulders when you're unaware.
"Tried what?"
Your lips curl into a grin. Mattsun and Makki left less than ten minutes ago, and you're already smiling like you're up to no good. Sometimes Iwaizumi secretly wishes you had a third roommate. Maybe that would create some needed space, maybe it could soothe some of the electric tension between you. He's not sure he understands the inexplicable change between you that's been growing these last couple of months, but he doesn't want to ruin your friendship.
And at the end of the day, he knows he doesn't actually want a third roommate. He likes that he's the one who gets to see you sleepy and slow in the morning, cranky in the evening. That he gets to cook you meals when you're too tired to do it yourself. He doesn't want to share any of it.
SPIN IT... ft. rindou haitani
genre: gn!reader who wears a skirt. a little suggestive at the end.
a/n: inspired by this puzzreve gacha card which i failed to get despite spending sm FUCKING diamonds on it FuCK
rindou, who is more insecure than you think and was caught off guard when you were interested in him and not his older brother, who's much more popular with suitors. "ran's not here," he says absentmindedly when you show up at their apartment, waving you off only to be pleasantly surprised when you tell him that you're there to actually visit him.
rindou, who is actually easily flustered because he's not used to being in the spotlight, having grown accustomed to being in his brother's shadow. "uh, sure," he coughs awkwardly, "i'm just working on a mix right now"– and his fingers are fumbling just slightly on the knobs as he feels your eyes focus on him, but as soon as he gets back into the groove of things, you can tell just how much he enjoys being in his own element apart from his brother.
rindou, who flashes you a cheeky little grin in between song transitions and beckons you to come behind the dj booth so he can explain to you the functions on the controller, and who lets you mess around with the knobs and cheers you on as you experiment. "yeah, that's it, you're getting the hang of it!"
rindou, whose face flushes when he feels you get a little too close to him, then before you know it, his lips are on yours. he's guiding you to the sofa, hands on your hips, and you're both toppling over as he rucks up your skirt. it's a little clumsy, rindou even tripping on an empty beer can on the way there (lol). then suddenly, the door swings open and it's ran, apparently just waking up now despite it being mid-day.
"uhm, same time tomorrow?" rindou asks sheepishly, helping you back up and fixing your skirt.
© LILBACHI 2026
౨ৎ I TOLD YOU I COULD!
desc;; MDNI, post-time skip, bestfriends 2 lovers, multiple orgasms, finger fucking, soft dom suna, afab!reader, not prof read, rin had a crush on you ever since… so he decides to shoot his shot! , p in v , vaginal sex, squirting, bsf!sunarin → bf!sunarin
AN;; trying something new :) expect mistakes or spelling errors wc: 884
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• bestfriend!suna has heard you complain about it for months. every time the topic of sex comes up during your late-night calls or when you’re chilling at his place after his ejp raijin practices, you sigh and say the same thing everytime. “no one’s ever been able to make me squirt. they all tap out or get tired before it even gets close.”
he’s usually half-laying on the couch scrolling through his phone with that signature lazy smirk, but this time he actually looks up, eyes narrowing with interest.
“bet i could,” he says casually, like he’s commenting on the weather.
you laugh in his face. “yeah right, rin. you’re my best friend, not some sex god.”
• bestfriend!suna just raises an eyebrow, setting his phone down. “i’m serious. give me one night. if i can’t make you squirt, i’ll get ya anything you want. but if i do…” his smirk turns sharper, “you admit i’m better than every guy you’ve ever let touch you.”
you thought he was joking.
he wasn’t.
Luna idk if you’ve ever discussed this but what’s your opinion of buzz cut bkg? Whats your reaction if you caught him just doing it on a whim without discussing it first
i probably have somewhere!!! the thing is buzzcuts are sexyyyyyyy. soooo sexy. if you know kpop idols usually with their long hair but when they go to the military they have to get buzzcuts. still fine. bakugou with his big ass head. little blonde buzz adorb.
i can actually imagine him wanting one and then he does it himself in the bathroom. nearly shits his pants when he has to show you. and i think he lovesss how much you love it but you have to seriously say to him,,, “you need to get it professionally done though. it’s choppy at the back.” and he pouts cutely. he asks if you can do it and you’re like i don’t wanna fuck it up :((((
but he comes out like a kid who wet the bed. scratching his head. tail tucked between his legs.
“hey baby—,”
big gasp, “did u do that just now??!!”
and getting up and grabbing his head, “sooooo sexy cute. i just wanna eat your head!!!!!”
for your birthday you do a pub bar social drinking chatty birthday gathering where you invite alll your bestest girl friends and your boyfriend bakugou. bakugou being the only man there. and on the way there you’re asking him who he invited and he’s like “???nobody???” why would he invite anyone to your birthday!!!! and you say “you could have invited your boys!! you’re gonna be bored with just me n my friends :(((( text them now.” he probably does text two since you say he can, deku and kirishima but it’s both too last minute for any of them to come. or maybe they both come in the last hour when everyone’s drunk and all your friends get excited that your boyfriend bought his sexy friends along. BUT when it’s just you, your besties and your boyfriend. katsuki doesn’t drink so he just sits beside you and buys them all. nobody buys a thing but him. he joins in the convo when he’s asked to or it’s needed from him. truly becomes one of the girls. when one of your girls is lining up asking for a napkin and a guy tries to talk to her, you just nudge bkg and he gets up to swap places with her. the guy definitely doesn’t argue with him. father big brother of the group. you end up sitting on his lap the drunker you get. when he asks if you’re okay and you give him a big kiss and your friends all say YUCK!!! but it’s cute. all your favourite people here!!! you love how everyone gets along. and kirishima and deku walk in last minute and your friends literally scream and squeal. kirishima is going “ladies! ladies!” deku going “happy birthday yn!!! your gift is in my car, i’ll give it to you after!”
beach day with seijoh 4 not a single holy thought in that car
you shrug off your tank top in the middle of the backseat and start rubbing sunscreen across your shoulders and chest, going so far as to let your fingers dip beneath your bikini top to coast over the swell of your tits.
iwaizumi nearly breaks off the rearview mirror.
oikawa whines that it’s hot, cranking the ac knob before iwa can bark at him otherwise. and mattsun and makki both have to pretend like they don’t spend the next twenty minutes sneaking constant glances at the way your nipples pebble beneath your bathing suit top as you shiver under the blast of cool air.
oikawa glances back, mouth curling upward at the corner as he meets mattsun’s gaze.
just coupled up! — bkg.
— love island season is back and so am i.
it’s one of those days in the villa where there’s nothing to do. just the beaming hot sun and attractive people all under one building… if anything, you mostly enjoy watching production behind the scenes. fixing cameras, changing lenses and one of your girls getting her mic fixed in the corner.
some of the boys are playing with the gym equipment, the girls standing in the pools chatting. a few couples have gone off to chat and so have you.
you sit cross legged on the day bed, opposite possibly one of the most attractive men you’ve ever seen in real life. is it normal to meet someone and immediately want to jump them? to wonder how their lips would feel against yours and their hard toned chest against your softer one.
he lays beside you, thick bicep propping his head up on the pillow so he can see you properly. you recoupled with katsuki last night, drawn in by his pretty red eyes and the few flirtatious conversations you had previously. well mostly the blunt compliments and slight nervousness from him, that easily got you giddy and running your finger down his arm. you want to know more, you especially want to know if he’s boyfriend material.
bombshell -- love island au, tenya iida x f!reader. 1k. just for fun
“You’re up early.”
Turning, you watch as Tenya approaches where you’re sitting: cross legged on a yoga mat in a little two piece workout set. He’s dressed in his swim trunks already, these little inseam, dark blue shorts that seem to compete with his thighs for dominance.
“I could say the same about you,” you say, looking up at him.
“Do you have a minute?” He asks, standing in front of you. You have to bring your hand up to cup your eyes away from the sunrise that glows from behind him. “I feel like I missed out on getting to know you.”
“Um,” you laugh nervously. Yeah, you and Tenya hadn’t really gotten a chance to talk given that you were both brought in as bombshells at the same time. “Technically. But can I do a few flows before everyone else wakes up?”
౨ৎ I TOLD YOU I COULD!
desc;; MDNI, post-time skip, bestfriends 2 lovers, multiple orgasms, finger fucking, soft dom suna, afab!reader, not prof read, rin had a crush on you ever since… so he decides to shoot his shot! , p in v , vaginal sex, squirting, bsf!sunarin → bf!sunarin
AN;; trying something new :) expect mistakes or spelling errors wc: 884
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• bestfriend!suna has heard you complain about it for months. every time the topic of sex comes up during your late-night calls or when you’re chilling at his place after his ejp raijin practices, you sigh and say the same thing everytime. “no one’s ever been able to make me squirt. they all tap out or get tired before it even gets close.”
he’s usually half-laying on the couch scrolling through his phone with that signature lazy smirk, but this time he actually looks up, eyes narrowing with interest.
“bet i could,” he says casually, like he’s commenting on the weather.
you laugh in his face. “yeah right, rin. you’re my best friend, not some sex god.”
• bestfriend!suna just raises an eyebrow, setting his phone down. “i’m serious. give me one night. if i can’t make you squirt, i’ll get ya anything you want. but if i do…” his smirk turns sharper, “you admit i’m better than every guy you’ve ever let touch you.”
you thought he was joking.
he wasn’t.
BONTEN!HAITANI RAN... who nuzzles into your neck and leaves small bite marks along with your collarbone—it arouses you to oblivion then he just decides to leave you on a cliffhanger.
BONTEN!HAITANI RAN... who likes to pet, tease, your clothed pussy, whether you two are laying on the couch and he's behind you—playing with it. it's a bad habit of his and he knows.
BONTEN!HAITANI RAN... who appears from behind you while you're cooking and decides to play and tweak with your apron-clothed nipples—after he leaves, now you're in a hurry to finish cooking and finish what happened before
BONTEN!HAITANI RAN... who accidentally grinds on your ass from behind while he left trying his best to hide his smirk—leaving you and your needy little pussy in shambles.
BONTEN!HAITANI RAN... who ended up sloppily thrusting his thick and long cock in 'n out of your tight pussy—making you roll your eyes but he catches your chin and makes you look at him while he cums hard on your hole.
Need to get back on drinking my benefiber
more sleaze Kiri 🤔🤔🤔 plsplsplspls
✩꒱ silent consequences — ft. eijirou kirishima .ᐟ
🏁 ꒰ ✩ suggestive ⋆ mdni ⋆ pro hero eijirou kirishima & fem!reader. mean bf kiri and sweet gf reader. protectiveness, possessiveness, sleazy kirishima, subtle dollification, established relationship. -> eijirou teaches you that there are consequences to giving him the silent treatment.
maybe this is a bit insane of me but i think sleaze kiri likes to flirt when your friends when you ignore him. or what’s left of them.
he knows that he’s attractive and any person on the planet would kill to be in your position just because of that. eijirou knows that you’re the only one who can handle what he has to offer and his tendencies that teeter on the edge of dangerous as a boyfriend. no matter what he puts you through, you don’t have the guts or courage to leave and he’s not even sure you want to. you like being toyed with. you love eijirou.
when he’s really got you upset and you resort to the silent treatment — lips sealed and the key swallowed — turning your head away from him whenever he swoops in for a kiss, pretending he’s not next to you when you brush your teeth together at night, rolling away from him in bed… eijirou doesn’t take to it kindly.
urrrgh Yujis short flings make me jealous... A shame cause I wanted to be all his (╯︵╰,)
mmm personally i think that yuuji is a big vibes person, if he’s got good chemistry with someone romantically or sexually he’s going to shoot his shot with them — so id use the term flings loosely.
he doesn’t sleep around but will have a one night stand with someone if they vibe with him well — hookups are only out of the question to yuuji if he starts seeing someone regularly. he’s a one person at a time kind of guy to me!!! he commits no matter the level of seriousness to the relationship !!
I also think he’s had stretches of time where he’s been in mid to long term relationships ( one or two years ) and then a string of short term ( four to seven months ) not because he’s a bad person or experienced emotion cheating and whatever but because he knows when his time with someone is up !!! most of his relationships end mutually and with healthy communication!!
once he finds his forever person though he’s literally locked in for life and i think he’d know his soulmate was his before they knew he was theirs if that makes sense
streamer bakugo stay with me
yes yes i think bakugou is an indie twitch streamer … who goes by dynamight… and plays a lot of horror or story-based games. poppy playtime, the last of us, the walking dead games, life is strange. yess yess, he gets rage baited so easily there are so many clips of him making the wrong decision and when a character dies he just gets up from his setup n takes a lap round the room cursing lmaooo
he’s very interactive w chat but not in the parasocial way he’ll chat with them and tell them not to ask him dumb shit, easily rage baited by them too it’s so funny. “fuck off. i’m not fuckin’ 52 i’m 25.” or “stop callin’ me unc i’ll fuck your shit up so bad.” and also “okay, so. now you’re banned. how’s that.” he’s sooo funny. bakugou bans people soooo easily you’ll see them begging him on twt to be unbanned. thirty min complications of him on YouTube getting baited by his viewers.
collabs with his friends only and he’s super cute and giggly in them i think he has a really sweet giggle that his viewers loveeee so much and he shyly tells them to shut up. mario kart tournaments with kirishima and kaminari and sero which he always loses LOL
he’s always streaming in cosy clothes and hoodies so i think his community doesn’t believe he’s jacked and they make fun of him for it. bakugou one day starts streaming in his tight black tees and someone comments “holy sleeper build.” and he gets sooooo cocky about it — flexes and stuff, puffs his chest over the screen.
“didn’t wanna show off ‘cause i knew you’d all be fuckin’ thirstin’ over everything.” he’s kinda bashful and smirks slow and sexy red eyes sweeping over his twitch chat. someone donates and sends one of those vocal messages ‘show us them tiddies bitch.’ And it actually makes him laugh, like proper laugh. one of his most viral clips from his streams. handcam streams often after that lmaoo
also he hates when people backseat him during games, i think katsuki really likes decision based gaming to liked to analyse the options, big fan of immersive game play and world building/character relationships. so when people skip ahead during times when he’s trying to figure out a puzzle or something he’ll genuinely pause the game to tell people off. “shits fuckin annoying. tuned in to watch me play the game now you’re playin it for me. okay.”
the onlyyyyy time he’s ever allowed back seating is when you, a smaller streamer, join his chat and he’s playing through something — looking for a code to figure out a puzzle and you sweetly comment: “it’s in the top left!!!”
katsuki only notices because he once did a raid on your stream ages ago and thought you were adorable, playing your cosy games and showing off your tomodachi life island and ever since he’s been watching you in secret on his alt account. recognises your twitch handle by heart now.
“thanks, gorgeous.” he grins after reading your comment or listening to it if you’ve donated for him to see it. then he moves on and his chat goes CRAZY cause usually he’s strict as FUCK. people clip it sooo fast, ‘dynamight flirting with smaller streamer????’ it goes viral instantly and you get sooo much attention to your streams it makes you anxious.
you get a dm on twt from dynamight’s streamer account a few days later. “down to collab some time?” and nearly lose your mind <3