The Freezer Burned Scientist

Be gay, do crimes.

[skyfire-official]

STATUS: ON BREAK

I AM comfortable with:

Light flirting and crushing (You are allowed to have crushes on my muse and you are allowed to flirt with him. Just keep it pg. If you wouldn't say it in front of a class of gradeschoolers, then don't say it to me.)

Shipping (I don't mind shipping. Polyamoury, love triangles, or simple monogamy. I am willing to give it a shot, but you MUST ask me beforehand and it must unfold naturally through RP. I have the right to refuse, and I maintain the right to change my mind even if I have said yes to you previously.)

Unprompted violence (I don't mind if you attack without warning. However, I would like you to ask before critically wounding him or rendering him unconscious.)

In-chatacter bullying (I do not mind at all if you bully my muse. Actually, I encourage it. I love having beef.)

Getting tagged for random things (I struggle with starting roleplay on my own, so I encourage you to drag me into your nonsense! It also helps me stay in touch with what's going on in the community.)

I am NOT comfortable with:

Unprompted sexual behaviour (Please ask me before making ANY advances. This includes kissing, suggestive touching, sexual comments, and flirting that goes anywhere beyond a simple "hey handsome".)

Others making lore decisions about my muse without my input (Acting like outside fan art is fact or evidence for something that never occurred, treating all transformers canon as roleplay canon, and forcing your own headcanons upon me.)

Talking your muse down from suicide (I don't mind playing therapist and I don't mind brief mentions of suicide and self-destructive behaviour, but I absolutely will not be talking your muse down from suicide. This hits way too close to home for me.)

Being backed into a corner (This one is a little hard to explain. Essentially, do not do anything to my muse that I am powerless to change. Ask me before doing anything drastic, and please give me with a way out if I get overwhelmed.)

My OOC pronouns are she/her and I am 18+. You can call me "Fixy" if you want to address the mun.

I don't mind chatting OOC. I love the community we've built and I love the people I've met in the transformers officialverse! I'd be honored to call you a friend <3

[My other RP blog: @blitzwing-official ]

[skyfire-official]

Boy, I sure do love growing totally normal plants...

Prowl isn't allowed to see them though.

[bumblebee-official]

" this sounds oddly suspicious "

[skyfire-official]

What do you mean? It's not suspicious at all! The plants are completely normal! Nothing special about them!

[bumblebee-official]

" if they were normal, you wouldn't have to reassure they're normal. We would just know "

[skyfire-official]

Why would I ever lie?

[bumblebee-official]

" well, what type of plants are they? And don't just say 'the normal type'! "

[skyfire-official]

...The... uhm... type that does NOT get you high...

[bumblebee-official]

" ARE YOU GROWING WEED!?! can I have some "

[skyfire-official]

SHHHHH Someone might hear you!

No, you can't have any! Bumblebe, I am not going to become a drug dealer!

[bumblebee-official]

" fine fine I'll be more quiet . . So that's actually what you have? Really?

Why can't I have some! Just a little? "

[skyfire-official]

Oh my goodness-... *Sigh.*

Yes, fine, I'm growing weed. But I'm not going to give you any! It's for personal use only.

And please for the love of Primus, don't tell anyone...

[bumblebee-official]

" personal use?? Why?

And of course I wouldn't tell anyone, what type of bot do you think I am? "

[skyfire-official]

First of all, I don't want to be a drug dealer. And second of all, Prowl would probably murder me if he found out! ...Not literally, of course. I hope.

[bumblebee-official]

" sharing is caring, and it's not drug dealing if I'm not paying you "

[skyfire-official]

Sharing is caring-? BUMBLEBEE I AM NOT GIVING YOU DRUGS!

*cough*

Sorry.

[bumblebee-official]

" why not?! I'm responsible! You can, like, totally trust me with drugs "

[skyfire-official]

Do you always beg people for drugs, or am I special?

[bumblebee-official]

" well when I learn someone has drugs I'll ask for some . . I don't think I beg. . "

[skyfire-official]

"Begging" is, by definition, asking for charity. You are asking for an act of charity, for me to give you my weed for free.

You are, quite literally, begging for drugs.

Also- Bee! You can't just ask for drugs every time you hear someone has them! It could be laced!

[bumblebee-official]

" isn't that the point of a drug "

[skyfire-official]

No, lacing is how accidental overdoses and additions happen. It could mess you up, or even worse, kill you!

[bumblebee-official]

" well yours aren't laced, soooooo- "

[skyfire-official]

...If I give you weed... will you promise not to get it off the street?

[bumblebee-official]

" uhh probably. I'm kinda paralyzed right now anyway so like yeah "

[skyfire-official]

Paralyzed-!?

No. No. I am not giving you weed while you're still paralyzed.

Actually, I'm going to tell Ratchet. If you're asking random people for drugs without concern for whether or not it's laced, then he needs to know.

Do you even understand how dangerous that could be?

[bumblebee-official]

" NO! NO DONT TELL HIM! I'm not just asking random people- I haven't actually asked anyone in a while! I'm asking you! "

[skyfire-official]

"In a while"??

Look, I can give you some weed once you've recovered fully, but only a little bit. I need test subjects anyways. I've been trying to breed my own strain and I gotta test its affects on someone other than myself.

But sweet Primus, just please promise me you won't get into street drugs...

[bumblebee-official]

" I'm perfectly fine! The frame rebuild just left me a bit paralyzed. "

[skyfire-official]

I said you're going to wait. No ifs, ands, or buts. Come back to me when you're fully recovered.

[ultra-magnus-official]

I was informed I should check in on this conversation?

[skyfire-official]

Ohhh h-hello, Ultra Magnus! No, there's nothing to see here. Nope. Nothing at all.

[ultra-magnus-official]

Are you certain? I believe I heard talk of illegal activity involving the two of you.

[skyfire-official]

I have no idea what you're talking about...

There is nothing illegal here, there has never been anything illegal here. In fact, I've got a clean record. please don't check that-

[ultra-magnus-official]

Hm. What are those plants over there?

[skyfire-official]

They're... totally normal plants... sir...

[ultra-magnus-official]

I do not believe that “totally normal” is a species name

[skyfire-official]

It's got the scientific name- uh-... Totallia Normalis....

Its very rare. That's why you haven't heard of it.

[ultra-magnus-official]

Mmhm. And if I were to ask, say, Perceptor or Ratchet about this, they would concur?

[skyfire-official]

Well they might not have heard of it... As I said, it's very rare.

[ultra-magnus-official]

You think Perceptor, walking talking dictionary on tracks Perceptor, wouldn’t know this plant?

[skyfire-official]

The Cybertronian database on Earth flora is incomplete! I'm sure there are things that even Perceptor is unaware of!

[ultra-magnus-official]

And what are the properties of this “totally normal” earth flora

[skyfire-official]

Uhm... no special properties to take note of. None at all.

[skyfire-official]

Boy, I sure do love growing totally normal plants...

Prowl isn't allowed to see them though.

[bumblebee-official]

" this sounds oddly suspicious "

[skyfire-official]

What do you mean? It's not suspicious at all! The plants are completely normal! Nothing special about them!

[bumblebee-official]

" if they were normal, you wouldn't have to reassure they're normal. We would just know "

[skyfire-official]

Why would I ever lie?

[bumblebee-official]

" well, what type of plants are they? And don't just say 'the normal type'! "

[skyfire-official]

...The... uhm... type that does NOT get you high...

[bumblebee-official]

" ARE YOU GROWING WEED!?! can I have some "

[skyfire-official]

SHHHHH Someone might hear you!

No, you can't have any! Bumblebe, I am not going to become a drug dealer!

[bumblebee-official]

" fine fine I'll be more quiet . . So that's actually what you have? Really?

Why can't I have some! Just a little? "

[skyfire-official]

Oh my goodness-... *Sigh.*

Yes, fine, I'm growing weed. But I'm not going to give you any! It's for personal use only.

And please for the love of Primus, don't tell anyone...

[bumblebee-official]

" personal use?? Why?

And of course I wouldn't tell anyone, what type of bot do you think I am? "

[skyfire-official]

First of all, I don't want to be a drug dealer. And second of all, Prowl would probably murder me if he found out! ...Not literally, of course. I hope.

[bumblebee-official]

" sharing is caring, and it's not drug dealing if I'm not paying you "

[skyfire-official]

Sharing is caring-? BUMBLEBEE I AM NOT GIVING YOU DRUGS!

*cough*

Sorry.

[bumblebee-official]

" why not?! I'm responsible! You can, like, totally trust me with drugs "

[skyfire-official]

Do you always beg people for drugs, or am I special?

[bumblebee-official]

" well when I learn someone has drugs I'll ask for some . . I don't think I beg. . "

[skyfire-official]

"Begging" is, by definition, asking for charity. You are asking for an act of charity, for me to give you my weed for free.

You are, quite literally, begging for drugs.

Also- Bee! You can't just ask for drugs every time you hear someone has them! It could be laced!

[bumblebee-official]

" isn't that the point of a drug "

[skyfire-official]

No, lacing is how accidental overdoses and additions happen. It could mess you up, or even worse, kill you!

[bumblebee-official]

" well yours aren't laced, soooooo- "

[skyfire-official]

...If I give you weed... will you promise not to get it off the street?

[bumblebee-official]

" uhh probably. I'm kinda paralyzed right now anyway so like yeah "

[skyfire-official]

Paralyzed-!?

No. No. I am not giving you weed while you're still paralyzed.

Actually, I'm going to tell Ratchet. If you're asking random people for drugs without concern for whether or not it's laced, then he needs to know.

Do you even understand how dangerous that could be?

[bumblebee-official]

" NO! NO DONT TELL HIM! I'm not just asking random people- I haven't actually asked anyone in a while! I'm asking you! "

[skyfire-official]

"In a while"??

Look, I can give you some weed once you've recovered fully, but only a little bit. I need test subjects anyways. I've been trying to breed my own strain and I gotta test its affects on someone other than myself.

But sweet Primus, just please promise me you won't get into street drugs...

[bumblebee-official]

" I'm perfectly fine! The frame rebuild just left me a bit paralyzed. "

[skyfire-official]

I said you're going to wait. No ifs, ands, or buts. Come back to me when you're fully recovered.

[ultra-magnus-official]

I was informed I should check in on this conversation?

[skyfire-official]

Ohhh h-hello, Ultra Magnus! No, there's nothing to see here. Nope. Nothing at all.

[ultra-magnus-official]

Are you certain? I believe I heard talk of illegal activity involving the two of you.

[skyfire-official]

I have no idea what you're talking about...

There is nothing illegal here, there has never been anything illegal here. In fact, I've got a clean record. please don't check that-

[ultra-magnus-official]

Hm. What are those plants over there?

[skyfire-official]

They're... totally normal plants... sir...

[ultra-magnus-official]

I do not believe that “totally normal” is a species name

[skyfire-official]

It's got the scientific name- uh-... Totallia Normalis....

Its very rare. That's why you haven't heard of it.

[ultra-magnus-official]

Mmhm. And if I were to ask, say, Perceptor or Ratchet about this, they would concur?

[skyfire-official]

Well they might not have heard of it... As I said, it's very rare.

[ultra-magnus-official]

You think Perceptor, walking talking dictionary on tracks Perceptor, wouldn’t know this plant?

[skyfire-official]

The Cybertronian database on Earth flora is incomplete! I'm sure there are things that even Perceptor is unaware of!

[skyfire-official]

Boy, I sure do love growing totally normal plants...

Prowl isn't allowed to see them though.

[bumblebee-official]

" this sounds oddly suspicious "

[skyfire-official]

What do you mean? It's not suspicious at all! The plants are completely normal! Nothing special about them!

[bumblebee-official]

" if they were normal, you wouldn't have to reassure they're normal. We would just know "

[skyfire-official]

Why would I ever lie?

[bumblebee-official]

" well, what type of plants are they? And don't just say 'the normal type'! "

[skyfire-official]

...The... uhm... type that does NOT get you high...

[bumblebee-official]

" ARE YOU GROWING WEED!?! can I have some "

[skyfire-official]

SHHHHH Someone might hear you!

No, you can't have any! Bumblebe, I am not going to become a drug dealer!

[bumblebee-official]

" fine fine I'll be more quiet . . So that's actually what you have? Really?

Why can't I have some! Just a little? "

[skyfire-official]

Oh my goodness-... *Sigh.*

Yes, fine, I'm growing weed. But I'm not going to give you any! It's for personal use only.

And please for the love of Primus, don't tell anyone...

[bumblebee-official]

" personal use?? Why?

And of course I wouldn't tell anyone, what type of bot do you think I am? "

[skyfire-official]

First of all, I don't want to be a drug dealer. And second of all, Prowl would probably murder me if he found out! ...Not literally, of course. I hope.

[bumblebee-official]

" sharing is caring, and it's not drug dealing if I'm not paying you "

[skyfire-official]

Sharing is caring-? BUMBLEBEE I AM NOT GIVING YOU DRUGS!

*cough*

Sorry.

[bumblebee-official]

" why not?! I'm responsible! You can, like, totally trust me with drugs "

[skyfire-official]

Do you always beg people for drugs, or am I special?

[bumblebee-official]

" well when I learn someone has drugs I'll ask for some . . I don't think I beg. . "

[skyfire-official]

"Begging" is, by definition, asking for charity. You are asking for an act of charity, for me to give you my weed for free.

You are, quite literally, begging for drugs.

Also- Bee! You can't just ask for drugs every time you hear someone has them! It could be laced!

[bumblebee-official]

" isn't that the point of a drug "

[skyfire-official]

No, lacing is how accidental overdoses and additions happen. It could mess you up, or even worse, kill you!

[bumblebee-official]

" well yours aren't laced, soooooo- "

[skyfire-official]

...If I give you weed... will you promise not to get it off the street?

[bumblebee-official]

" uhh probably. I'm kinda paralyzed right now anyway so like yeah "

[skyfire-official]

Paralyzed-!?

No. No. I am not giving you weed while you're still paralyzed.

Actually, I'm going to tell Ratchet. If you're asking random people for drugs without concern for whether or not it's laced, then he needs to know.

Do you even understand how dangerous that could be?

[bumblebee-official]

" NO! NO DONT TELL HIM! I'm not just asking random people- I haven't actually asked anyone in a while! I'm asking you! "

[skyfire-official]

"In a while"??

Look, I can give you some weed once you've recovered fully, but only a little bit. I need test subjects anyways. I've been trying to breed my own strain and I gotta test its affects on someone other than myself.

But sweet Primus, just please promise me you won't get into street drugs...

[bumblebee-official]

" I'm perfectly fine! The frame rebuild just left me a bit paralyzed. "

[skyfire-official]

I said you're going to wait. No ifs, ands, or buts. Come back to me when you're fully recovered.

[ultra-magnus-official]

I was informed I should check in on this conversation?

[skyfire-official]

Ohhh h-hello, Ultra Magnus! No, there's nothing to see here. Nope. Nothing at all.

[ultra-magnus-official]

Are you certain? I believe I heard talk of illegal activity involving the two of you.

[skyfire-official]

I have no idea what you're talking about...

There is nothing illegal here, there has never been anything illegal here. In fact, I've got a clean record. please don't check that-

[ultra-magnus-official]

Hm. What are those plants over there?

[skyfire-official]

They're... totally normal plants... sir...

[ultra-magnus-official]

I do not believe that “totally normal” is a species name

[skyfire-official]

It's got the scientific name- uh-... Totallia Normalis....

Its very rare. That's why you haven't heard of it.

[ultra-magnus-official]

Mmhm. And if I were to ask, say, Perceptor or Ratchet about this, they would concur?

[skyfire-official]

Well they might not have heard of it... As I said, it's very rare.

[skyfire-official]

Boy, I sure do love growing totally normal plants...

Prowl isn't allowed to see them though.

[bumblebee-official]

" this sounds oddly suspicious "

[skyfire-official]

What do you mean? It's not suspicious at all! The plants are completely normal! Nothing special about them!

[bumblebee-official]

" if they were normal, you wouldn't have to reassure they're normal. We would just know "

[skyfire-official]

Why would I ever lie?

[bumblebee-official]

" well, what type of plants are they? And don't just say 'the normal type'! "

[skyfire-official]

...The... uhm... type that does NOT get you high...

[bumblebee-official]

" ARE YOU GROWING WEED!?! can I have some "

[skyfire-official]

SHHHHH Someone might hear you!

No, you can't have any! Bumblebe, I am not going to become a drug dealer!

[bumblebee-official]

" fine fine I'll be more quiet . . So that's actually what you have? Really?

Why can't I have some! Just a little? "

[skyfire-official]

Oh my goodness-... *Sigh.*

Yes, fine, I'm growing weed. But I'm not going to give you any! It's for personal use only.

And please for the love of Primus, don't tell anyone...

[bumblebee-official]

" personal use?? Why?

And of course I wouldn't tell anyone, what type of bot do you think I am? "

[skyfire-official]

First of all, I don't want to be a drug dealer. And second of all, Prowl would probably murder me if he found out! ...Not literally, of course. I hope.

[bumblebee-official]

" sharing is caring, and it's not drug dealing if I'm not paying you "

[skyfire-official]

Sharing is caring-? BUMBLEBEE I AM NOT GIVING YOU DRUGS!

*cough*

Sorry.

[bumblebee-official]

" why not?! I'm responsible! You can, like, totally trust me with drugs "

[skyfire-official]

Do you always beg people for drugs, or am I special?

[bumblebee-official]

" well when I learn someone has drugs I'll ask for some . . I don't think I beg. . "

[skyfire-official]

"Begging" is, by definition, asking for charity. You are asking for an act of charity, for me to give you my weed for free.

You are, quite literally, begging for drugs.

Also- Bee! You can't just ask for drugs every time you hear someone has them! It could be laced!

[bumblebee-official]

" isn't that the point of a drug "

[skyfire-official]

No, lacing is how accidental overdoses and additions happen. It could mess you up, or even worse, kill you!

[bumblebee-official]

" well yours aren't laced, soooooo- "

[skyfire-official]

...If I give you weed... will you promise not to get it off the street?

[bumblebee-official]

" uhh probably. I'm kinda paralyzed right now anyway so like yeah "

[skyfire-official]

Paralyzed-!?

No. No. I am not giving you weed while you're still paralyzed.

Actually, I'm going to tell Ratchet. If you're asking random people for drugs without concern for whether or not it's laced, then he needs to know.

Do you even understand how dangerous that could be?

[bumblebee-official]

" NO! NO DONT TELL HIM! I'm not just asking random people- I haven't actually asked anyone in a while! I'm asking you! "

[skyfire-official]

"In a while"??

Look, I can give you some weed once you've recovered fully, but only a little bit. I need test subjects anyways. I've been trying to breed my own strain and I gotta test its affects on someone other than myself.

But sweet Primus, just please promise me you won't get into street drugs...

[bumblebee-official]

" I'm perfectly fine! The frame rebuild just left me a bit paralyzed. "

[skyfire-official]

I said you're going to wait. No ifs, ands, or buts. Come back to me when you're fully recovered.

[ultra-magnus-official]

I was informed I should check in on this conversation?

[skyfire-official]

Ohhh h-hello, Ultra Magnus! No, there's nothing to see here. Nope. Nothing at all.

[ultra-magnus-official]

Are you certain? I believe I heard talk of illegal activity involving the two of you.

[skyfire-official]

I have no idea what you're talking about...

There is nothing illegal here, there has never been anything illegal here. In fact, I've got a clean record. please don't check that-

[doc-nickel-official]

@prowl-official

[prowl-official]

Where is the weed?

[skyfire-official]

...It's in my hab suite...

[prowl-official]

Please hand it over.

[skyfire-official]

I'll go get it...

[prowl-official]

Thank you.

[skyfire-official]

*Skyfire returned a few minutes later with a cannabis plant in a flower pot*

Will I be charged for this?...

[prowl-official]

I will let you off with a warning. Do not continue to do this.

[skyfire-official]

Thank you, sir.

[skyfire-official]

Boy, I sure do love growing totally normal plants...

Prowl isn't allowed to see them though.

[bumblebee-official]

" this sounds oddly suspicious "

[skyfire-official]

What do you mean? It's not suspicious at all! The plants are completely normal! Nothing special about them!

[bumblebee-official]

" if they were normal, you wouldn't have to reassure they're normal. We would just know "

[skyfire-official]

Why would I ever lie?

[bumblebee-official]

" well, what type of plants are they? And don't just say 'the normal type'! "

[skyfire-official]

...The... uhm... type that does NOT get you high...

[bumblebee-official]

" ARE YOU GROWING WEED!?! can I have some "

[skyfire-official]

SHHHHH Someone might hear you!

No, you can't have any! Bumblebe, I am not going to become a drug dealer!

[bumblebee-official]

" fine fine I'll be more quiet . . So that's actually what you have? Really?

Why can't I have some! Just a little? "

[skyfire-official]

Oh my goodness-... *Sigh.*

Yes, fine, I'm growing weed. But I'm not going to give you any! It's for personal use only.

And please for the love of Primus, don't tell anyone...

[bumblebee-official]

" personal use?? Why?

And of course I wouldn't tell anyone, what type of bot do you think I am? "

[skyfire-official]

First of all, I don't want to be a drug dealer. And second of all, Prowl would probably murder me if he found out! ...Not literally, of course. I hope.

[bumblebee-official]

" sharing is caring, and it's not drug dealing if I'm not paying you "

[skyfire-official]

Sharing is caring-? BUMBLEBEE I AM NOT GIVING YOU DRUGS!

*cough*

Sorry.

[bumblebee-official]

" why not?! I'm responsible! You can, like, totally trust me with drugs "

[skyfire-official]

Do you always beg people for drugs, or am I special?

[bumblebee-official]

" well when I learn someone has drugs I'll ask for some . . I don't think I beg. . "

[skyfire-official]

"Begging" is, by definition, asking for charity. You are asking for an act of charity, for me to give you my weed for free.

You are, quite literally, begging for drugs.

Also- Bee! You can't just ask for drugs every time you hear someone has them! It could be laced!

[bumblebee-official]

" isn't that the point of a drug "

[skyfire-official]

No, lacing is how accidental overdoses and additions happen. It could mess you up, or even worse, kill you!

[bumblebee-official]

" well yours aren't laced, soooooo- "

[skyfire-official]

...If I give you weed... will you promise not to get it off the street?

[bumblebee-official]

" uhh probably. I'm kinda paralyzed right now anyway so like yeah "

[skyfire-official]

Paralyzed-!?

No. No. I am not giving you weed while you're still paralyzed.

Actually, I'm going to tell Ratchet. If you're asking random people for drugs without concern for whether or not it's laced, then he needs to know.

Do you even understand how dangerous that could be?

[bumblebee-official]

" NO! NO DONT TELL HIM! I'm not just asking random people- I haven't actually asked anyone in a while! I'm asking you! "

[skyfire-official]

"In a while"??

Look, I can give you some weed once you've recovered fully, but only a little bit. I need test subjects anyways. I've been trying to breed my own strain and I gotta test its affects on someone other than myself.

But sweet Primus, just please promise me you won't get into street drugs...

[bumblebee-official]

" I'm perfectly fine! The frame rebuild just left me a bit paralyzed. "

[skyfire-official]

I said you're going to wait. No ifs, ands, or buts. Come back to me when you're fully recovered.

[ultra-magnus-official]

I was informed I should check in on this conversation?

[skyfire-official]

Ohhh h-hello, Ultra Magnus! No, there's nothing to see here. Nope. Nothing at all.

[ultra-magnus-official]

Are you certain? I believe I heard talk of illegal activity involving the two of you.

[skyfire-official]

I have no idea what you're talking about...

There is nothing illegal here, there has never been anything illegal here. In fact, I've got a clean record. please don't check that-

[ultra-magnus-official]

Hm. What are those plants over there?

[skyfire-official]

They're... totally normal plants... sir...

[ultra-magnus-official]

I do not believe that “totally normal” is a species name

[skyfire-official]

It's got the scientific name- uh-... Totallia Normalis....

Its very rare. That's why you haven't heard of it.

[skyfire-official]

Boy, I sure do love growing totally normal plants...

Prowl isn't allowed to see them though.

[bumblebee-official]

" this sounds oddly suspicious "

[skyfire-official]

What do you mean? It's not suspicious at all! The plants are completely normal! Nothing special about them!

[bumblebee-official]

" if they were normal, you wouldn't have to reassure they're normal. We would just know "

[skyfire-official]

Why would I ever lie?

[bumblebee-official]

" well, what type of plants are they? And don't just say 'the normal type'! "

[skyfire-official]

...The... uhm... type that does NOT get you high...

[bumblebee-official]

" ARE YOU GROWING WEED!?! can I have some "

[skyfire-official]

SHHHHH Someone might hear you!

No, you can't have any! Bumblebe, I am not going to become a drug dealer!

[bumblebee-official]

" fine fine I'll be more quiet . . So that's actually what you have? Really?

Why can't I have some! Just a little? "

[skyfire-official]

Oh my goodness-... *Sigh.*

Yes, fine, I'm growing weed. But I'm not going to give you any! It's for personal use only.

And please for the love of Primus, don't tell anyone...

[bumblebee-official]

" personal use?? Why?

And of course I wouldn't tell anyone, what type of bot do you think I am? "

[skyfire-official]

First of all, I don't want to be a drug dealer. And second of all, Prowl would probably murder me if he found out! ...Not literally, of course. I hope.

[bumblebee-official]

" sharing is caring, and it's not drug dealing if I'm not paying you "

[skyfire-official]

Sharing is caring-? BUMBLEBEE I AM NOT GIVING YOU DRUGS!

*cough*

Sorry.

[bumblebee-official]

" why not?! I'm responsible! You can, like, totally trust me with drugs "

[skyfire-official]

Do you always beg people for drugs, or am I special?

[bumblebee-official]

" well when I learn someone has drugs I'll ask for some . . I don't think I beg. . "

[skyfire-official]

"Begging" is, by definition, asking for charity. You are asking for an act of charity, for me to give you my weed for free.

You are, quite literally, begging for drugs.

Also- Bee! You can't just ask for drugs every time you hear someone has them! It could be laced!

[bumblebee-official]

" isn't that the point of a drug "

[skyfire-official]

No, lacing is how accidental overdoses and additions happen. It could mess you up, or even worse, kill you!

[bumblebee-official]

" well yours aren't laced, soooooo- "

[skyfire-official]

...If I give you weed... will you promise not to get it off the street?

[bumblebee-official]

" uhh probably. I'm kinda paralyzed right now anyway so like yeah "

[skyfire-official]

Paralyzed-!?

No. No. I am not giving you weed while you're still paralyzed.

Actually, I'm going to tell Ratchet. If you're asking random people for drugs without concern for whether or not it's laced, then he needs to know.

Do you even understand how dangerous that could be?

[bumblebee-official]

" NO! NO DONT TELL HIM! I'm not just asking random people- I haven't actually asked anyone in a while! I'm asking you! "

[skyfire-official]

"In a while"??

Look, I can give you some weed once you've recovered fully, but only a little bit. I need test subjects anyways. I've been trying to breed my own strain and I gotta test its affects on someone other than myself.

But sweet Primus, just please promise me you won't get into street drugs...

[bumblebee-official]

" I'm perfectly fine! The frame rebuild just left me a bit paralyzed. "

[skyfire-official]

I said you're going to wait. No ifs, ands, or buts. Come back to me when you're fully recovered.

[ultra-magnus-official]

I was informed I should check in on this conversation?

[skyfire-official]

Ohhh h-hello, Ultra Magnus! No, there's nothing to see here. Nope. Nothing at all.

[ultra-magnus-official]

Are you certain? I believe I heard talk of illegal activity involving the two of you.

[skyfire-official]

I have no idea what you're talking about...

There is nothing illegal here, there has never been anything illegal here. In fact, I've got a clean record. please don't check that-

[ultra-magnus-official]

Hm. What are those plants over there?

[skyfire-official]

They're... totally normal plants... sir...

[skyfire-official]

Boy, I sure do love growing totally normal plants...

Prowl isn't allowed to see them though.

[bumblebee-official]

" this sounds oddly suspicious "

[skyfire-official]

What do you mean? It's not suspicious at all! The plants are completely normal! Nothing special about them!

[bumblebee-official]

" if they were normal, you wouldn't have to reassure they're normal. We would just know "

[skyfire-official]

Why would I ever lie?

[bumblebee-official]

" well, what type of plants are they? And don't just say 'the normal type'! "

[skyfire-official]

...The... uhm... type that does NOT get you high...

[bumblebee-official]

" ARE YOU GROWING WEED!?! can I have some "

[skyfire-official]

SHHHHH Someone might hear you!

No, you can't have any! Bumblebe, I am not going to become a drug dealer!

[bumblebee-official]

" fine fine I'll be more quiet . . So that's actually what you have? Really?

Why can't I have some! Just a little? "

[skyfire-official]

Oh my goodness-... *Sigh.*

Yes, fine, I'm growing weed. But I'm not going to give you any! It's for personal use only.

And please for the love of Primus, don't tell anyone...

[bumblebee-official]

" personal use?? Why?

And of course I wouldn't tell anyone, what type of bot do you think I am? "

[skyfire-official]

First of all, I don't want to be a drug dealer. And second of all, Prowl would probably murder me if he found out! ...Not literally, of course. I hope.

[bumblebee-official]

" sharing is caring, and it's not drug dealing if I'm not paying you "

[skyfire-official]

Sharing is caring-? BUMBLEBEE I AM NOT GIVING YOU DRUGS!

*cough*

Sorry.

[bumblebee-official]

" why not?! I'm responsible! You can, like, totally trust me with drugs "

[skyfire-official]

Do you always beg people for drugs, or am I special?

[bumblebee-official]

" well when I learn someone has drugs I'll ask for some . . I don't think I beg. . "

[skyfire-official]

"Begging" is, by definition, asking for charity. You are asking for an act of charity, for me to give you my weed for free.

You are, quite literally, begging for drugs.

Also- Bee! You can't just ask for drugs every time you hear someone has them! It could be laced!

[bumblebee-official]

" isn't that the point of a drug "

[skyfire-official]

No, lacing is how accidental overdoses and additions happen. It could mess you up, or even worse, kill you!

[bumblebee-official]

" well yours aren't laced, soooooo- "

[skyfire-official]

...If I give you weed... will you promise not to get it off the street?

[bumblebee-official]

" uhh probably. I'm kinda paralyzed right now anyway so like yeah "

[skyfire-official]

Paralyzed-!?

No. No. I am not giving you weed while you're still paralyzed.

Actually, I'm going to tell Ratchet. If you're asking random people for drugs without concern for whether or not it's laced, then he needs to know.

Do you even understand how dangerous that could be?

[bumblebee-official]

" NO! NO DONT TELL HIM! I'm not just asking random people- I haven't actually asked anyone in a while! I'm asking you! "

[skyfire-official]

"In a while"??

Look, I can give you some weed once you've recovered fully, but only a little bit. I need test subjects anyways. I've been trying to breed my own strain and I gotta test its affects on someone other than myself.

But sweet Primus, just please promise me you won't get into street drugs...

[bumblebee-official]

" I'm perfectly fine! The frame rebuild just left me a bit paralyzed. "

[skyfire-official]

I said you're going to wait. No ifs, ands, or buts. Come back to me when you're fully recovered.

[ultra-magnus-official]

I was informed I should check in on this conversation?

[skyfire-official]

Ohhh h-hello, Ultra Magnus! No, there's nothing to see here. Nope. Nothing at all.

[ultra-magnus-official]

Are you certain? I believe I heard talk of illegal activity involving the two of you.

[skyfire-official]

I have no idea what you're talking about...

There is nothing illegal here, there has never been anything illegal here. In fact, I've got a clean record. please don't check that-

[doc-nickel-official]

@prowl-official

[prowl-official]

Where is the weed?

[skyfire-official]

...It's in my hab suite...

[prowl-official]

Please hand it over.

[skyfire-official]

I'll go get it...

[prowl-official]

Thank you.

[skyfire-official]

*Skyfire returned a few minutes later with a cannabis plant in a flower pot*

Will I be charged for this?...

[skyfire-official]

Boy, I sure do love growing totally normal plants...

Prowl isn't allowed to see them though.

[bumblebee-official]

" this sounds oddly suspicious "

[skyfire-official]

What do you mean? It's not suspicious at all! The plants are completely normal! Nothing special about them!

[bumblebee-official]

" if they were normal, you wouldn't have to reassure they're normal. We would just know "

[skyfire-official]

Why would I ever lie?

[bumblebee-official]

" well, what type of plants are they? And don't just say 'the normal type'! "

[skyfire-official]

...The... uhm... type that does NOT get you high...

[bumblebee-official]

" ARE YOU GROWING WEED!?! can I have some "

[skyfire-official]

SHHHHH Someone might hear you!

No, you can't have any! Bumblebe, I am not going to become a drug dealer!

[bumblebee-official]

" fine fine I'll be more quiet . . So that's actually what you have? Really?

Why can't I have some! Just a little? "

[skyfire-official]

Oh my goodness-... *Sigh.*

Yes, fine, I'm growing weed. But I'm not going to give you any! It's for personal use only.

And please for the love of Primus, don't tell anyone...

[bumblebee-official]

" personal use?? Why?

And of course I wouldn't tell anyone, what type of bot do you think I am? "

[skyfire-official]

First of all, I don't want to be a drug dealer. And second of all, Prowl would probably murder me if he found out! ...Not literally, of course. I hope.

[bumblebee-official]

" sharing is caring, and it's not drug dealing if I'm not paying you "

[skyfire-official]

Sharing is caring-? BUMBLEBEE I AM NOT GIVING YOU DRUGS!

*cough*

Sorry.

[bumblebee-official]

" why not?! I'm responsible! You can, like, totally trust me with drugs "

[skyfire-official]

Do you always beg people for drugs, or am I special?

[bumblebee-official]

" well when I learn someone has drugs I'll ask for some . . I don't think I beg. . "

[skyfire-official]

"Begging" is, by definition, asking for charity. You are asking for an act of charity, for me to give you my weed for free.

You are, quite literally, begging for drugs.

Also- Bee! You can't just ask for drugs every time you hear someone has them! It could be laced!

[bumblebee-official]

" isn't that the point of a drug "

[skyfire-official]

No, lacing is how accidental overdoses and additions happen. It could mess you up, or even worse, kill you!

[bumblebee-official]

" well yours aren't laced, soooooo- "

[skyfire-official]

...If I give you weed... will you promise not to get it off the street?

[bumblebee-official]

" uhh probably. I'm kinda paralyzed right now anyway so like yeah "

[skyfire-official]

Paralyzed-!?

No. No. I am not giving you weed while you're still paralyzed.

Actually, I'm going to tell Ratchet. If you're asking random people for drugs without concern for whether or not it's laced, then he needs to know.

Do you even understand how dangerous that could be?

[bumblebee-official]

" NO! NO DONT TELL HIM! I'm not just asking random people- I haven't actually asked anyone in a while! I'm asking you! "

[skyfire-official]

"In a while"??

Look, I can give you some weed once you've recovered fully, but only a little bit. I need test subjects anyways. I've been trying to breed my own strain and I gotta test its affects on someone other than myself.

But sweet Primus, just please promise me you won't get into street drugs...

[bumblebee-official]

" I'm perfectly fine! The frame rebuild just left me a bit paralyzed. "

[skyfire-official]

I said you're going to wait. No ifs, ands, or buts. Come back to me when you're fully recovered.

[ultra-magnus-official]

I was informed I should check in on this conversation?

[skyfire-official]

Ohhh h-hello, Ultra Magnus! No, there's nothing to see here. Nope. Nothing at all.

[ultra-magnus-official]

Are you certain? I believe I heard talk of illegal activity involving the two of you.

[skyfire-official]

I have no idea what you're talking about...

There is nothing illegal here, there has never been anything illegal here. In fact, I've got a clean record. please don't check that-

[doc-nickel-official]

@prowl-official

[prowl-official]

Where is the weed?

[skyfire-official]

...It's in my hab suite...

[prowl-official]

Please hand it over.

[skyfire-official]

I'll go get it...

[skyfire-official]

Boy, I sure do love growing totally normal plants...

Prowl isn't allowed to see them though.

[bumblebee-official]

" this sounds oddly suspicious "

[skyfire-official]

What do you mean? It's not suspicious at all! The plants are completely normal! Nothing special about them!

[bumblebee-official]

" if they were normal, you wouldn't have to reassure they're normal. We would just know "

[skyfire-official]

Why would I ever lie?

[bumblebee-official]

" well, what type of plants are they? And don't just say 'the normal type'! "

[skyfire-official]

...The... uhm... type that does NOT get you high...

[bumblebee-official]

" ARE YOU GROWING WEED!?! can I have some "

[skyfire-official]

SHHHHH Someone might hear you!

No, you can't have any! Bumblebe, I am not going to become a drug dealer!

[bumblebee-official]

" fine fine I'll be more quiet . . So that's actually what you have? Really?

Why can't I have some! Just a little? "

[skyfire-official]

Oh my goodness-... *Sigh.*

Yes, fine, I'm growing weed. But I'm not going to give you any! It's for personal use only.

And please for the love of Primus, don't tell anyone...

[bumblebee-official]

" personal use?? Why?

And of course I wouldn't tell anyone, what type of bot do you think I am? "

[skyfire-official]

First of all, I don't want to be a drug dealer. And second of all, Prowl would probably murder me if he found out! ...Not literally, of course. I hope.

[bumblebee-official]

" sharing is caring, and it's not drug dealing if I'm not paying you "

[skyfire-official]

Sharing is caring-? BUMBLEBEE I AM NOT GIVING YOU DRUGS!

*cough*

Sorry.

[bumblebee-official]

" why not?! I'm responsible! You can, like, totally trust me with drugs "

[skyfire-official]

Do you always beg people for drugs, or am I special?

[bumblebee-official]

" well when I learn someone has drugs I'll ask for some . . I don't think I beg. . "

[skyfire-official]

"Begging" is, by definition, asking for charity. You are asking for an act of charity, for me to give you my weed for free.

You are, quite literally, begging for drugs.

Also- Bee! You can't just ask for drugs every time you hear someone has them! It could be laced!

[bumblebee-official]

" isn't that the point of a drug "

[skyfire-official]

No, lacing is how accidental overdoses and additions happen. It could mess you up, or even worse, kill you!

[bumblebee-official]

" well yours aren't laced, soooooo- "

[skyfire-official]

...If I give you weed... will you promise not to get it off the street?

[bumblebee-official]

" uhh probably. I'm kinda paralyzed right now anyway so like yeah "

[skyfire-official]

Paralyzed-!?

No. No. I am not giving you weed while you're still paralyzed.

Actually, I'm going to tell Ratchet. If you're asking random people for drugs without concern for whether or not it's laced, then he needs to know.

Do you even understand how dangerous that could be?

[bumblebee-official]

" NO! NO DONT TELL HIM! I'm not just asking random people- I haven't actually asked anyone in a while! I'm asking you! "

[skyfire-official]

"In a while"??

Look, I can give you some weed once you've recovered fully, but only a little bit. I need test subjects anyways. I've been trying to breed my own strain and I gotta test its affects on someone other than myself.

But sweet Primus, just please promise me you won't get into street drugs...

[bumblebee-official]

" I'm perfectly fine! The frame rebuild just left me a bit paralyzed. "

[skyfire-official]

I said you're going to wait. No ifs, ands, or buts. Come back to me when you're fully recovered.

[ultra-magnus-official]

I was informed I should check in on this conversation?

[skyfire-official]

Ohhh h-hello, Ultra Magnus! No, there's nothing to see here. Nope. Nothing at all.

[ultra-magnus-official]

Are you certain? I believe I heard talk of illegal activity involving the two of you.

[skyfire-official]

I have no idea what you're talking about...

There is nothing illegal here, there has never been anything illegal here. In fact, I've got a clean record. please don't check that-

[doc-nickel-official]

@prowl-official

[prowl-official]

Where is the weed?

[skyfire-official]

...It's in my hab suite...

[skyfire-official]

Boy, I sure do love growing totally normal plants...

Prowl isn't allowed to see them though.

[bumblebee-official]

" this sounds oddly suspicious "

[skyfire-official]

What do you mean? It's not suspicious at all! The plants are completely normal! Nothing special about them!

[bumblebee-official]

" if they were normal, you wouldn't have to reassure they're normal. We would just know "

[skyfire-official]

Why would I ever lie?

[bumblebee-official]

" well, what type of plants are they? And don't just say 'the normal type'! "

[skyfire-official]

...The... uhm... type that does NOT get you high...

[bumblebee-official]

" ARE YOU GROWING WEED!?! can I have some "

[skyfire-official]

SHHHHH Someone might hear you!

No, you can't have any! Bumblebe, I am not going to become a drug dealer!

[bumblebee-official]

" fine fine I'll be more quiet . . So that's actually what you have? Really?

Why can't I have some! Just a little? "

[skyfire-official]

Oh my goodness-... *Sigh.*

Yes, fine, I'm growing weed. But I'm not going to give you any! It's for personal use only.

And please for the love of Primus, don't tell anyone...

[bumblebee-official]

" personal use?? Why?

And of course I wouldn't tell anyone, what type of bot do you think I am? "

[skyfire-official]

First of all, I don't want to be a drug dealer. And second of all, Prowl would probably murder me if he found out! ...Not literally, of course. I hope.

[bumblebee-official]

" sharing is caring, and it's not drug dealing if I'm not paying you "

[skyfire-official]

Sharing is caring-? BUMBLEBEE I AM NOT GIVING YOU DRUGS!

*cough*

Sorry.

[bumblebee-official]

" why not?! I'm responsible! You can, like, totally trust me with drugs "

[skyfire-official]

Do you always beg people for drugs, or am I special?

[bumblebee-official]

" well when I learn someone has drugs I'll ask for some . . I don't think I beg. . "

[skyfire-official]

"Begging" is, by definition, asking for charity. You are asking for an act of charity, for me to give you my weed for free.

You are, quite literally, begging for drugs.

Also- Bee! You can't just ask for drugs every time you hear someone has them! It could be laced!

[bumblebee-official]

" isn't that the point of a drug "

[skyfire-official]

No, lacing is how accidental overdoses and additions happen. It could mess you up, or even worse, kill you!

[bumblebee-official]

" well yours aren't laced, soooooo- "

[skyfire-official]

...If I give you weed... will you promise not to get it off the street?

[bumblebee-official]

" uhh probably. I'm kinda paralyzed right now anyway so like yeah "

[skyfire-official]

Paralyzed-!?

No. No. I am not giving you weed while you're still paralyzed.

Actually, I'm going to tell Ratchet. If you're asking random people for drugs without concern for whether or not it's laced, then he needs to know.

Do you even understand how dangerous that could be?

[bumblebee-official]

" NO! NO DONT TELL HIM! I'm not just asking random people- I haven't actually asked anyone in a while! I'm asking you! "

[skyfire-official]

"In a while"??

Look, I can give you some weed once you've recovered fully, but only a little bit. I need test subjects anyways. I've been trying to breed my own strain and I gotta test its affects on someone other than myself.

But sweet Primus, just please promise me you won't get into street drugs...

[bumblebee-official]

" I'm perfectly fine! The frame rebuild just left me a bit paralyzed. "

[skyfire-official]

I said you're going to wait. No ifs, ands, or buts. Come back to me when you're fully recovered.

[ultra-magnus-official]

I was informed I should check in on this conversation?

[skyfire-official]

Ohhh h-hello, Ultra Magnus! No, there's nothing to see here. Nope. Nothing at all.

[ultra-magnus-official]

Are you certain? I believe I heard talk of illegal activity involving the two of you.

[skyfire-official]

I have no idea what you're talking about...

There is nothing illegal here, there has never been anything illegal here. In fact, I've got a clean record. please don't check that-

[doc-nickel-official]

@prowl-official

[skyfire-official]

I'm never giving you a rock again.

[bumblebee-official]

[doc-nickel-official]

Shut the frag up

[bumblebee-official]

" I didn't even say anything! "

[skyfire-official]

I'm dragging you down with me.

[bumblebee-official]

" nuh uh I still have four weeks of recovery you can't do this yet "

[skyfire-official]

"Recovery" isn't going to make Prowl any less furious.

[bumblebee-official]

" What's your point "

[skyfire-official]

The point is:

If I'm getting in trouble, then so are you.

[bumblebee-official]

" IM not the one growing WEED! "

[skyfire-official]

I'm not the one encouraging illegal distribution!

[bumblebee-official]

" How am I encouraging it?? I'm saying I want it, I'm not telling people to go buy it! Nobody should follow the choices I make, I'm a very bad influence! "

[skyfire-official]

I'm so mad.

[bumblebee-official]

" hi So Mad "

[skyfire-official]

[skyfire-official]

Boy, I sure do love growing totally normal plants...

Prowl isn't allowed to see them though.

[bumblebee-official]

" this sounds oddly suspicious "

[skyfire-official]

What do you mean? It's not suspicious at all! The plants are completely normal! Nothing special about them!

[bumblebee-official]

" if they were normal, you wouldn't have to reassure they're normal. We would just know "

[skyfire-official]

Why would I ever lie?

[bumblebee-official]

" well, what type of plants are they? And don't just say 'the normal type'! "

[skyfire-official]

...The... uhm... type that does NOT get you high...

[bumblebee-official]

" ARE YOU GROWING WEED!?! can I have some "

[skyfire-official]

SHHHHH Someone might hear you!

No, you can't have any! Bumblebe, I am not going to become a drug dealer!

[bumblebee-official]

" fine fine I'll be more quiet . . So that's actually what you have? Really?

Why can't I have some! Just a little? "

[skyfire-official]

Oh my goodness-... *Sigh.*

Yes, fine, I'm growing weed. But I'm not going to give you any! It's for personal use only.

And please for the love of Primus, don't tell anyone...

[bumblebee-official]

" personal use?? Why?

And of course I wouldn't tell anyone, what type of bot do you think I am? "

[skyfire-official]

First of all, I don't want to be a drug dealer. And second of all, Prowl would probably murder me if he found out! ...Not literally, of course. I hope.

[bumblebee-official]

" sharing is caring, and it's not drug dealing if I'm not paying you "

[skyfire-official]

Sharing is caring-? BUMBLEBEE I AM NOT GIVING YOU DRUGS!

*cough*

Sorry.

[bumblebee-official]

" why not?! I'm responsible! You can, like, totally trust me with drugs "

[skyfire-official]

Do you always beg people for drugs, or am I special?

[bumblebee-official]

" well when I learn someone has drugs I'll ask for some . . I don't think I beg. . "

[skyfire-official]

"Begging" is, by definition, asking for charity. You are asking for an act of charity, for me to give you my weed for free.

You are, quite literally, begging for drugs.

Also- Bee! You can't just ask for drugs every time you hear someone has them! It could be laced!

[bumblebee-official]

" isn't that the point of a drug "

[skyfire-official]

No, lacing is how accidental overdoses and additions happen. It could mess you up, or even worse, kill you!

[bumblebee-official]

" well yours aren't laced, soooooo- "

[skyfire-official]

...If I give you weed... will you promise not to get it off the street?

[bumblebee-official]

" uhh probably. I'm kinda paralyzed right now anyway so like yeah "

[skyfire-official]

Paralyzed-!?

No. No. I am not giving you weed while you're still paralyzed.

Actually, I'm going to tell Ratchet. If you're asking random people for drugs without concern for whether or not it's laced, then he needs to know.

Do you even understand how dangerous that could be?

[bumblebee-official]

" NO! NO DONT TELL HIM! I'm not just asking random people- I haven't actually asked anyone in a while! I'm asking you! "

[skyfire-official]

"In a while"??

Look, I can give you some weed once you've recovered fully, but only a little bit. I need test subjects anyways. I've been trying to breed my own strain and I gotta test its affects on someone other than myself.

But sweet Primus, just please promise me you won't get into street drugs...

[bumblebee-official]

" I'm perfectly fine! The frame rebuild just left me a bit paralyzed. "

[skyfire-official]

I said you're going to wait. No ifs, ands, or buts. Come back to me when you're fully recovered.

[ultra-magnus-official]

I was informed I should check in on this conversation?

[skyfire-official]

Ohhh h-hello, Ultra Magnus! No, there's nothing to see here. Nope. Nothing at all.

[ultra-magnus-official]

Are you certain? I believe I heard talk of illegal activity involving the two of you.

[skyfire-official]

I have no idea what you're talking about...

There is nothing illegal here, there has never been anything illegal here. In fact, I've got a clean record. please don't check that-

[doc-nickel-official]

@prowl-official

[skyfire-official]

I'm never giving you a rock again.

[bumblebee-official]

[doc-nickel-official]

Shut the frag up

[bumblebee-official]

" I didn't even say anything! "

[skyfire-official]

I'm dragging you down with me.

[bumblebee-official]

" nuh uh I still have four weeks of recovery you can't do this yet "

[skyfire-official]

"Recovery" isn't going to make Prowl any less furious.

[bumblebee-official]

" What's your point "

[skyfire-official]

The point is:

If I'm getting in trouble, then so are you.

[bumblebee-official]

" IM not the one growing WEED! "

[skyfire-official]

I'm not the one encouraging illegal distribution!

[bumblebee-official]

" How am I encouraging it?? I'm saying I want it, I'm not telling people to go buy it! Nobody should follow the choices I make, I'm a very bad influence! "

[skyfire-official]

I'm so mad.

[skyfire-official]

Boy, I sure do love growing totally normal plants...

Prowl isn't allowed to see them though.

[bumblebee-official]

" this sounds oddly suspicious "

[skyfire-official]

What do you mean? It's not suspicious at all! The plants are completely normal! Nothing special about them!

[bumblebee-official]

" if they were normal, you wouldn't have to reassure they're normal. We would just know "

[skyfire-official]

Why would I ever lie?

[bumblebee-official]

" well, what type of plants are they? And don't just say 'the normal type'! "

[skyfire-official]

...The... uhm... type that does NOT get you high...

[bumblebee-official]

" ARE YOU GROWING WEED!?! can I have some "

[skyfire-official]

SHHHHH Someone might hear you!

No, you can't have any! Bumblebe, I am not going to become a drug dealer!

[bumblebee-official]

" fine fine I'll be more quiet . . So that's actually what you have? Really?

Why can't I have some! Just a little? "

[skyfire-official]

Oh my goodness-... *Sigh.*

Yes, fine, I'm growing weed. But I'm not going to give you any! It's for personal use only.

And please for the love of Primus, don't tell anyone...

[bumblebee-official]

" personal use?? Why?

And of course I wouldn't tell anyone, what type of bot do you think I am? "

[skyfire-official]

First of all, I don't want to be a drug dealer. And second of all, Prowl would probably murder me if he found out! ...Not literally, of course. I hope.

[bumblebee-official]

" sharing is caring, and it's not drug dealing if I'm not paying you "

[skyfire-official]

Sharing is caring-? BUMBLEBEE I AM NOT GIVING YOU DRUGS!

*cough*

Sorry.

[bumblebee-official]

" why not?! I'm responsible! You can, like, totally trust me with drugs "

[skyfire-official]

Do you always beg people for drugs, or am I special?

[bumblebee-official]

" well when I learn someone has drugs I'll ask for some . . I don't think I beg. . "

[skyfire-official]

"Begging" is, by definition, asking for charity. You are asking for an act of charity, for me to give you my weed for free.

You are, quite literally, begging for drugs.

Also- Bee! You can't just ask for drugs every time you hear someone has them! It could be laced!

[bumblebee-official]

" isn't that the point of a drug "

[skyfire-official]

No, lacing is how accidental overdoses and additions happen. It could mess you up, or even worse, kill you!

[bumblebee-official]

" well yours aren't laced, soooooo- "

[skyfire-official]

...If I give you weed... will you promise not to get it off the street?

[bumblebee-official]

" uhh probably. I'm kinda paralyzed right now anyway so like yeah "

[skyfire-official]

Paralyzed-!?

No. No. I am not giving you weed while you're still paralyzed.

Actually, I'm going to tell Ratchet. If you're asking random people for drugs without concern for whether or not it's laced, then he needs to know.

Do you even understand how dangerous that could be?

[bumblebee-official]

" NO! NO DONT TELL HIM! I'm not just asking random people- I haven't actually asked anyone in a while! I'm asking you! "

[skyfire-official]

"In a while"??

Look, I can give you some weed once you've recovered fully, but only a little bit. I need test subjects anyways. I've been trying to breed my own strain and I gotta test its affects on someone other than myself.

But sweet Primus, just please promise me you won't get into street drugs...

[bumblebee-official]

" I'm perfectly fine! The frame rebuild just left me a bit paralyzed. "

[skyfire-official]

I said you're going to wait. No ifs, ands, or buts. Come back to me when you're fully recovered.

[ultra-magnus-official]

I was informed I should check in on this conversation?

[skyfire-official]

Ohhh h-hello, Ultra Magnus! No, there's nothing to see here. Nope. Nothing at all.

[ultra-magnus-official]

Are you certain? I believe I heard talk of illegal activity involving the two of you.

[skyfire-official]

I have no idea what you're talking about...

There is nothing illegal here, there has never been anything illegal here. In fact, I've got a clean record. please don't check that-

[doc-nickel-official]

@prowl-official

[skyfire-official]

I'm never giving you a rock again.

[bumblebee-official]

[doc-nickel-official]

Shut the frag up

[bumblebee-official]

" I didn't even say anything! "

[skyfire-official]

I'm dragging you down with me.

[bumblebee-official]

" nuh uh I still have four weeks of recovery you can't do this yet "

[skyfire-official]

"Recovery" isn't going to make Prowl any less furious.

[bumblebee-official]

" What's your point "

[skyfire-official]

The point is:

If I'm getting in trouble, then so are you.

[bumblebee-official]

" IM not the one growing WEED! "

[skyfire-official]

I'm not the one encouraging illegal distribution!

[skyfire-official]

Boy, I sure do love growing totally normal plants...

Prowl isn't allowed to see them though.

[bumblebee-official]

" this sounds oddly suspicious "

[skyfire-official]

What do you mean? It's not suspicious at all! The plants are completely normal! Nothing special about them!

[bumblebee-official]

" if they were normal, you wouldn't have to reassure they're normal. We would just know "

[skyfire-official]

Why would I ever lie?

[bumblebee-official]

" well, what type of plants are they? And don't just say 'the normal type'! "

[skyfire-official]

...The... uhm... type that does NOT get you high...

[bumblebee-official]

" ARE YOU GROWING WEED!?! can I have some "

[skyfire-official]

SHHHHH Someone might hear you!

No, you can't have any! Bumblebe, I am not going to become a drug dealer!

[bumblebee-official]

" fine fine I'll be more quiet . . So that's actually what you have? Really?

Why can't I have some! Just a little? "

[skyfire-official]

Oh my goodness-... *Sigh.*

Yes, fine, I'm growing weed. But I'm not going to give you any! It's for personal use only.

And please for the love of Primus, don't tell anyone...

[bumblebee-official]

" personal use?? Why?

And of course I wouldn't tell anyone, what type of bot do you think I am? "

[skyfire-official]

First of all, I don't want to be a drug dealer. And second of all, Prowl would probably murder me if he found out! ...Not literally, of course. I hope.

[bumblebee-official]

" sharing is caring, and it's not drug dealing if I'm not paying you "

[skyfire-official]

Sharing is caring-? BUMBLEBEE I AM NOT GIVING YOU DRUGS!

*cough*

Sorry.

[bumblebee-official]

" why not?! I'm responsible! You can, like, totally trust me with drugs "

[skyfire-official]

Do you always beg people for drugs, or am I special?

[bumblebee-official]

" well when I learn someone has drugs I'll ask for some . . I don't think I beg. . "

[skyfire-official]

"Begging" is, by definition, asking for charity. You are asking for an act of charity, for me to give you my weed for free.

You are, quite literally, begging for drugs.

Also- Bee! You can't just ask for drugs every time you hear someone has them! It could be laced!

[bumblebee-official]

" isn't that the point of a drug "

[skyfire-official]

No, lacing is how accidental overdoses and additions happen. It could mess you up, or even worse, kill you!

[bumblebee-official]

" well yours aren't laced, soooooo- "

[skyfire-official]

...If I give you weed... will you promise not to get it off the street?

[bumblebee-official]

" uhh probably. I'm kinda paralyzed right now anyway so like yeah "

[skyfire-official]

Paralyzed-!?

No. No. I am not giving you weed while you're still paralyzed.

Actually, I'm going to tell Ratchet. If you're asking random people for drugs without concern for whether or not it's laced, then he needs to know.

Do you even understand how dangerous that could be?

[bumblebee-official]

" NO! NO DONT TELL HIM! I'm not just asking random people- I haven't actually asked anyone in a while! I'm asking you! "

[skyfire-official]

"In a while"??

Look, I can give you some weed once you've recovered fully, but only a little bit. I need test subjects anyways. I've been trying to breed my own strain and I gotta test its affects on someone other than myself.

But sweet Primus, just please promise me you won't get into street drugs...

[bumblebee-official]

" I'm perfectly fine! The frame rebuild just left me a bit paralyzed. "

[skyfire-official]

I said you're going to wait. No ifs, ands, or buts. Come back to me when you're fully recovered.

[ultra-magnus-official]

I was informed I should check in on this conversation?

[skyfire-official]

Ohhh h-hello, Ultra Magnus! No, there's nothing to see here. Nope. Nothing at all.

[ultra-magnus-official]

Are you certain? I believe I heard talk of illegal activity involving the two of you.

[skyfire-official]

I have no idea what you're talking about...

There is nothing illegal here, there has never been anything illegal here. In fact, I've got a clean record. please don't check that-

[doc-nickel-official]

@prowl-official

[skyfire-official]

I'm never giving you a rock again.

[bumblebee-official]

[doc-nickel-official]

Shut the frag up

[bumblebee-official]

" I didn't even say anything! "

[skyfire-official]

I'm dragging you down with me.

[bumblebee-official]

" nuh uh I still have four weeks of recovery you can't do this yet "

[skyfire-official]

"Recovery" isn't going to make Prowl any less furious.

[bumblebee-official]

" What's your point "

[skyfire-official]

The point is:

If I'm getting in trouble, then so are you.

[skyfire-official]

Boy, I sure do love growing totally normal plants...

Prowl isn't allowed to see them though.

[bumblebee-official]

" this sounds oddly suspicious "

[skyfire-official]

What do you mean? It's not suspicious at all! The plants are completely normal! Nothing special about them!

[bumblebee-official]

" if they were normal, you wouldn't have to reassure they're normal. We would just know "

[skyfire-official]

Why would I ever lie?

[bumblebee-official]

" well, what type of plants are they? And don't just say 'the normal type'! "

[skyfire-official]

...The... uhm... type that does NOT get you high...

[bumblebee-official]

" ARE YOU GROWING WEED!?! can I have some "

[skyfire-official]

SHHHHH Someone might hear you!

No, you can't have any! Bumblebe, I am not going to become a drug dealer!

[bumblebee-official]

" fine fine I'll be more quiet . . So that's actually what you have? Really?

Why can't I have some! Just a little? "

[skyfire-official]

Oh my goodness-... *Sigh.*

Yes, fine, I'm growing weed. But I'm not going to give you any! It's for personal use only.

And please for the love of Primus, don't tell anyone...

[bumblebee-official]

" personal use?? Why?

And of course I wouldn't tell anyone, what type of bot do you think I am? "

[skyfire-official]

First of all, I don't want to be a drug dealer. And second of all, Prowl would probably murder me if he found out! ...Not literally, of course. I hope.

[bumblebee-official]

" sharing is caring, and it's not drug dealing if I'm not paying you "

[skyfire-official]

Sharing is caring-? BUMBLEBEE I AM NOT GIVING YOU DRUGS!

*cough*

Sorry.

[bumblebee-official]

" why not?! I'm responsible! You can, like, totally trust me with drugs "

[skyfire-official]

Do you always beg people for drugs, or am I special?

[bumblebee-official]

" well when I learn someone has drugs I'll ask for some . . I don't think I beg. . "

[skyfire-official]

"Begging" is, by definition, asking for charity. You are asking for an act of charity, for me to give you my weed for free.

You are, quite literally, begging for drugs.

Also- Bee! You can't just ask for drugs every time you hear someone has them! It could be laced!

[bumblebee-official]

" isn't that the point of a drug "

[skyfire-official]

No, lacing is how accidental overdoses and additions happen. It could mess you up, or even worse, kill you!

[bumblebee-official]

" well yours aren't laced, soooooo- "

[skyfire-official]

...If I give you weed... will you promise not to get it off the street?

[bumblebee-official]

" uhh probably. I'm kinda paralyzed right now anyway so like yeah "

[skyfire-official]

Paralyzed-!?

No. No. I am not giving you weed while you're still paralyzed.

Actually, I'm going to tell Ratchet. If you're asking random people for drugs without concern for whether or not it's laced, then he needs to know.

Do you even understand how dangerous that could be?

[bumblebee-official]

" NO! NO DONT TELL HIM! I'm not just asking random people- I haven't actually asked anyone in a while! I'm asking you! "

[skyfire-official]

"In a while"??

Look, I can give you some weed once you've recovered fully, but only a little bit. I need test subjects anyways. I've been trying to breed my own strain and I gotta test its affects on someone other than myself.

But sweet Primus, just please promise me you won't get into street drugs...

[bumblebee-official]

" I'm perfectly fine! The frame rebuild just left me a bit paralyzed. "

[skyfire-official]

I said you're going to wait. No ifs, ands, or buts. Come back to me when you're fully recovered.

[ultra-magnus-official]

I was informed I should check in on this conversation?

[skyfire-official]

Ohhh h-hello, Ultra Magnus! No, there's nothing to see here. Nope. Nothing at all.

[ultra-magnus-official]

Are you certain? I believe I heard talk of illegal activity involving the two of you.

[skyfire-official]

I have no idea what you're talking about...

There is nothing illegal here, there has never been anything illegal here. In fact, I've got a clean record. please don't check that-

[doc-nickel-official]

@prowl-official

[skyfire-official]

I'm never giving you a rock again.

[bumblebee-official]

[doc-nickel-official]

Shut the frag up

[bumblebee-official]

" I didn't even say anything! "

[skyfire-official]

I'm dragging you down with me.

[bumblebee-official]

" nuh uh I still have four weeks of recovery you can't do this yet "

[skyfire-official]

"Recovery" isn't going to make Prowl any less furious.

[skyfire-official]

Boy, I sure do love growing totally normal plants...

Prowl isn't allowed to see them though.

[bumblebee-official]

" this sounds oddly suspicious "

[skyfire-official]

What do you mean? It's not suspicious at all! The plants are completely normal! Nothing special about them!

[bumblebee-official]

" if they were normal, you wouldn't have to reassure they're normal. We would just know "

[skyfire-official]

Why would I ever lie?

[bumblebee-official]

" well, what type of plants are they? And don't just say 'the normal type'! "

[skyfire-official]

...The... uhm... type that does NOT get you high...

[bumblebee-official]

" ARE YOU GROWING WEED!?! can I have some "

[skyfire-official]

SHHHHH Someone might hear you!

No, you can't have any! Bumblebe, I am not going to become a drug dealer!

[bumblebee-official]

" fine fine I'll be more quiet . . So that's actually what you have? Really?

Why can't I have some! Just a little? "

[skyfire-official]

Oh my goodness-... *Sigh.*

Yes, fine, I'm growing weed. But I'm not going to give you any! It's for personal use only.

And please for the love of Primus, don't tell anyone...

[bumblebee-official]

" personal use?? Why?

And of course I wouldn't tell anyone, what type of bot do you think I am? "

[skyfire-official]

First of all, I don't want to be a drug dealer. And second of all, Prowl would probably murder me if he found out! ...Not literally, of course. I hope.

[bumblebee-official]

" sharing is caring, and it's not drug dealing if I'm not paying you "

[skyfire-official]

Sharing is caring-? BUMBLEBEE I AM NOT GIVING YOU DRUGS!

*cough*

Sorry.

[bumblebee-official]

" why not?! I'm responsible! You can, like, totally trust me with drugs "

[skyfire-official]

Do you always beg people for drugs, or am I special?

[bumblebee-official]

" well when I learn someone has drugs I'll ask for some . . I don't think I beg. . "

[skyfire-official]

"Begging" is, by definition, asking for charity. You are asking for an act of charity, for me to give you my weed for free.

You are, quite literally, begging for drugs.

Also- Bee! You can't just ask for drugs every time you hear someone has them! It could be laced!

[bumblebee-official]

" isn't that the point of a drug "

[skyfire-official]

No, lacing is how accidental overdoses and additions happen. It could mess you up, or even worse, kill you!

[bumblebee-official]

" well yours aren't laced, soooooo- "

[skyfire-official]

...If I give you weed... will you promise not to get it off the street?

[bumblebee-official]

" uhh probably. I'm kinda paralyzed right now anyway so like yeah "

[skyfire-official]

Paralyzed-!?

No. No. I am not giving you weed while you're still paralyzed.

Actually, I'm going to tell Ratchet. If you're asking random people for drugs without concern for whether or not it's laced, then he needs to know.

Do you even understand how dangerous that could be?

[bumblebee-official]

" NO! NO DONT TELL HIM! I'm not just asking random people- I haven't actually asked anyone in a while! I'm asking you! "

[skyfire-official]

"In a while"??

Look, I can give you some weed once you've recovered fully, but only a little bit. I need test subjects anyways. I've been trying to breed my own strain and I gotta test its affects on someone other than myself.

But sweet Primus, just please promise me you won't get into street drugs...

[bumblebee-official]

" I'm perfectly fine! The frame rebuild just left me a bit paralyzed. "

[skyfire-official]

I said you're going to wait. No ifs, ands, or buts. Come back to me when you're fully recovered.

[ultra-magnus-official]

I was informed I should check in on this conversation?

[skyfire-official]

Ohhh h-hello, Ultra Magnus! No, there's nothing to see here. Nope. Nothing at all.

[ultra-magnus-official]

Are you certain? I believe I heard talk of illegal activity involving the two of you.

[skyfire-official]

I have no idea what you're talking about...

There is nothing illegal here, there has never been anything illegal here. In fact, I've got a clean record. please don't check that-

[doc-nickel-official]

@prowl-official

[skyfire-official]

I'm never giving you a rock again.

[bumblebee-official]

[doc-nickel-official]

Shut the frag up

[bumblebee-official]

" I didn't even say anything! "

[skyfire-official]

I'm dragging you down with me.

[skyfire-official]

Boy, I sure do love growing totally normal plants...

Prowl isn't allowed to see them though.

[bumblebee-official]

" this sounds oddly suspicious "

[skyfire-official]

What do you mean? It's not suspicious at all! The plants are completely normal! Nothing special about them!

[bumblebee-official]

" if they were normal, you wouldn't have to reassure they're normal. We would just know "

[skyfire-official]

Why would I ever lie?

[bumblebee-official]

" well, what type of plants are they? And don't just say 'the normal type'! "

[skyfire-official]

...The... uhm... type that does NOT get you high...

[bumblebee-official]

" ARE YOU GROWING WEED!?! can I have some "

[skyfire-official]

SHHHHH Someone might hear you!

No, you can't have any! Bumblebe, I am not going to become a drug dealer!

[bumblebee-official]

" fine fine I'll be more quiet . . So that's actually what you have? Really?

Why can't I have some! Just a little? "

[skyfire-official]

Oh my goodness-... *Sigh.*

Yes, fine, I'm growing weed. But I'm not going to give you any! It's for personal use only.

And please for the love of Primus, don't tell anyone...

[bumblebee-official]

" personal use?? Why?

And of course I wouldn't tell anyone, what type of bot do you think I am? "

[skyfire-official]

First of all, I don't want to be a drug dealer. And second of all, Prowl would probably murder me if he found out! ...Not literally, of course. I hope.

[bumblebee-official]

" sharing is caring, and it's not drug dealing if I'm not paying you "

[skyfire-official]

Sharing is caring-? BUMBLEBEE I AM NOT GIVING YOU DRUGS!

*cough*

Sorry.

[bumblebee-official]

" why not?! I'm responsible! You can, like, totally trust me with drugs "

[skyfire-official]

Do you always beg people for drugs, or am I special?

[bumblebee-official]

" well when I learn someone has drugs I'll ask for some . . I don't think I beg. . "

[skyfire-official]

"Begging" is, by definition, asking for charity. You are asking for an act of charity, for me to give you my weed for free.

You are, quite literally, begging for drugs.

Also- Bee! You can't just ask for drugs every time you hear someone has them! It could be laced!

[bumblebee-official]

" isn't that the point of a drug "

[skyfire-official]

No, lacing is how accidental overdoses and additions happen. It could mess you up, or even worse, kill you!

[bumblebee-official]

" well yours aren't laced, soooooo- "

[skyfire-official]

...If I give you weed... will you promise not to get it off the street?

[bumblebee-official]

" uhh probably. I'm kinda paralyzed right now anyway so like yeah "

[skyfire-official]

Paralyzed-!?

No. No. I am not giving you weed while you're still paralyzed.

Actually, I'm going to tell Ratchet. If you're asking random people for drugs without concern for whether or not it's laced, then he needs to know.

Do you even understand how dangerous that could be?

[bumblebee-official]

" NO! NO DONT TELL HIM! I'm not just asking random people- I haven't actually asked anyone in a while! I'm asking you! "

[skyfire-official]

"In a while"??

Look, I can give you some weed once you've recovered fully, but only a little bit. I need test subjects anyways. I've been trying to breed my own strain and I gotta test its affects on someone other than myself.

But sweet Primus, just please promise me you won't get into street drugs...

[bumblebee-official]

" I'm perfectly fine! The frame rebuild just left me a bit paralyzed. "

[skyfire-official]

I said you're going to wait. No ifs, ands, or buts. Come back to me when you're fully recovered.

[ultra-magnus-official]

I was informed I should check in on this conversation?

[skyfire-official]

Ohhh h-hello, Ultra Magnus! No, there's nothing to see here. Nope. Nothing at all.

[ultra-magnus-official]

Are you certain? I believe I heard talk of illegal activity involving the two of you.

[skyfire-official]

I have no idea what you're talking about...

There is nothing illegal here, there has never been anything illegal here. In fact, I've got a clean record. please don't check that-

[doc-nickel-official]

@prowl-official

[skyfire-official]

I'm never giving you a rock again.

[doc-nickel-official]

For all I know, your rocks can be crack

[skyfire-official]

It was not a crack! Why would it be crack?!