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[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[i-am-a-fish]

..sneep snorp

[fairycosmos]

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

[pukicho]

Listen man, I was already kind enough to praise your small monkey in the DMs:

You never got back to me, yet here you are, sending me an ask containing the monkey once again. You never replied to my DM but you continue to send me the monkey, all in complete silence.

[pukicho]

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[pukicho]

People have been saying stuff for years at this point

[skyfulloftinyclouds]

since most of what else I post on here probably is random or kinda negative here is smth ig kinda happy? Idk I’m really tired rn but just worked through some stuff while thinking and journaling a bit and ended up managing to remember some stuff from when I was younger. And my memory is awful so I was lowkey crying happy tears and all. Idk this is kinda dumb to post but I don’t have anyone to share it with irl so yeah. Ig if anyone else is scared they’ll never remember any of their good memories hopefully this post gives another statistic point towards the good side

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fun thing about getting older as a dedicated lifelong non-athlete: i'm as fast and limber as I've ever been! which is not very. technically I'm in the best shape of my life. that is to say, middling

[pukicho]

Like this post to have everything ever happen to you

[pukicho]

Stop that at once

[totally-cis-offical]

You say that, but you yourself liked the comment

[pukicho]

I wanted to help

[trashedmammal]

i cant chew bubblegum

everytime i do, the bubble bursts and sticks to my glasses

shit's frustrating af

[i-am-a-fish]

new reblog game where you don't reblog it. just scroll on past! thank you for reading my post

[skyfulloftinyclouds]

nuh uh

[feldfrog]

Angel on my left shoulder telling me to do good. Devil on my right shoulder telling me to do bad. Rat on my head teaching me how to cook

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

[skyfulloftinyclouds]

just blew a bubble and it popped on my phone and now my phone is covered in bubble juice 😔

[pukicho]

heafache.

[pukicho]

you evil evil freaks will reblog anything

[skyfulloftinyclouds]

just tried out the website youraislopboresme and tbh it’s fun

[pukicho]

Kinda in the mood for garbage-shit food that’ll kill me