this is just gonna be a Skyrim blog from now on

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Y/N: If Inigo jumped off a cliff, would you?

Taliesin and Gore:

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Serana: That's because Y/N is seeing Taliesin

Lucien: *gasp*

Serana: They were seen going into the forest the other night with Taliesin

Lucien: *gasps again*

Serana: And they went in together and they left together

Serana: And I heard it all from a very reliable source

Serana: *to Y/N* And don't bother to deny it

Y/N: Well...

Y/N: Then I won't

Serana: *small gasp* I'm speechless

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Miraak: Oh, Y/N! You couldn't kiss me like that and not mean it! Just a teensie weensie bit.

Y/N: Meet the greatest actor in the world. I'd rather kiss a tarantula!

Miraak: Oh you don't mean that

Y/N: I don't-

Y/N: Ay, Taliesin, bring me a tarantula!

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LDB: *takes the squad to Windhelm*

Literally any follower:

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Oh ok

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Ok fine. I don't want to talk to you two either. 😤

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Ok then

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Hello. Hi. Haven't posted in awhile. My apologies. Anyway-

@eatherteils Looks like a band cover

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@owlown

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Trapped for his crimes @owlown

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:) @owlown

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Um. Sir??

@owlown

[dynamite124]

TALIESIN!! WHAT ARE YOU...HOW DID YOU GET UP THERE!!

Do a flip!

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Um. Sir??

@owlown

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Boop!

CAT

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Based on a conversation between me and @owlown

Lucien: What would you do if I was a worm?

Inigo: I'd keep you in an enclosure with dirt and grass.

Lucien: Soil?

Inigo: Yes

Inigo: If you were a gummy worm, I'd eat you.

Lucien: What? 😟

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Y/N: The year is 9. Some motherfucker be touching cow tits and oh boy, he's about to invent cereal

Lucien: ...I beg your pardon

Y/N: Then beg

@clownface809

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Remiel: You don't think I can fight because I'm a girl

Y/N: I don't think you can fight because you're wearing a wedding dress

Y/N: For what it's worth, I don't think Taliesin could fight in that dress either

Taliesin: Perhaps not, but I would make a radiant bride

@clownface809