Boss Hag

Advanced Snarker. Skynet on the bird app. 😈

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Hello old friends!

Another pop in -I was trying to find an old Darren Criss photo from 2013.

Twitter is so dead now. I will try to remember to use Tumblr. I need more fandom friends. 🤓

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I’m back. Again!

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Twitter seems to be a sinking ship. Guess I have to relearn Tumblr.

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Burn Notice re-watch | 2x11 | Hot Spot

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oh my heart it breaks every step that I take but I’m hoping at the gates they’ll tell me that you’re mine

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YELLOWSTONE 2018-, creat. Taylor Sheridan

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You’re engaged to be married, John. It’s just not that simple.
It could be.

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Kneel. Before your queen.

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“Yeah, Shay rode 61.”

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My favorite (not so) underrated Jikook moments

I’ve recently gotten an ask and it gave me the idea to find and list my favorite moments. I wanted to stick to underrated, but I’m too baby Army for that, everything is underrated to me.

So, here they are, the moments that make me go “huh”, in chronological order.

1. THE look. It’s not just spacing out and laughing, it’s the prolonged “getting lost in your eyes while wiping holy water off my chin” look.

Need another angle?

2. JK’s wish. This was the Christmas 2015 vlive, and it’s the big “wish” moment, but I find this handholding so endearing. He keeps playing with Jimin’s fingers, and cracking up laughing, and it goes on forever. 

3. Slow dancing in the dark. Are comments really necessary?

4. Can you hear my heartbeat? You have to give it to JK and his iconic lines, and the fact that he still keeps it up (”borahae”, I’m looking at you.)

5. The reach. It was short, but damn, it was something.

6. Pretend neck kisses. Please, give me a bro explanation for this. I’m waiting.

7. This hyung stayed up all night until 5am. And that was the most memorable moment from our entire Tokyo trip. Can you hear the crickets?

8. There for you. Before the iconic couch comfort moment, there was this. JK was already feeling down, and they took a moment to decompress and to share a breath.

9. I’m gonna kiss you now, ok? But not really.

10. Lost in your eyes #11812. Jimin is so lost, he nearly misses his line. Honestly, for a second, I thought he was going to risk it all.

11. The one where JK gets a life partner from his chosen animal and it somehow has something to do with Jimin.

12. Give JK a break, ok? He was just cold. And he had to have Jimin in his lap.

13. Another lap moment that everyone thought was a freeze frame, slowmotion, editing, anything, because it goes on for way longer than I can fit in a gif.

14. I was with Jungkook. Has everyone forgotten the importance of that iconic sentence?

You have? Ok, here’s the look on JK’s face when Jimin said that.

Also, if you’ve forgotten it, Jimin was with Jungkook. At the night of his birthday. At 4am.

That’s all folks! 

Part two

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My favorite (sort of) underrated Jikook moments pt.2

When making my list, I realized I had a lot, and I couldn’t post it all at once. So, here we go! In chronological order, again.

1. Lost in your eyes #643. I swear, there must be something hypnotizing when they look into each other’s eyes.

2. Used up blood. The exhausted Chim and JK just grabbing his legs each time he hops on his back… I couldn’t find a clip with the neck nuzzle because it was cut from the Memories 2018 footage 👀 

3. The couch comfort scene, the one where JK squeezes himself in that tiny spot next to Jimin. Not to be necessarily comforted, I believe, but just because he needed his closeness.

4. The Serendipity bowl will always be one of my favorites from Memories 2019. I don’t know why, but there’s just something about it that screams big romance movie moment. And JK’s face is absolutely adorable.

5. Just casually goofing around while filming a Run episode because why not! Wiggle wiggle.

6. Another instance of the lap moment because JK’s smug face here says it all. Try to get bae in your lap > succeed > happiness.

7. The anatomy of a whisper. I honestly thought this was a photoshoot when I first saw the clip, not a game. Was it absolutely necessary to keep that hand close to your ear, Jimin? Was it?

8. You gotta pet your puppy prince. But seriously, it was such a big night for them, and even though they were very professional on stage, I feel like this was a brief second of them just taking a breath.

9. Radio play. Nothing like having a bit of fun during an interview, right? JK does not really know how to tease.

10. Jimin just told me… This entire Festa celebration was epic. The rainy day fight will go down in history. But when Jimin was talking about how he just wants to be with the members for a long time, JK absolutely had to add “Jiminhyungtoldmethesamethingyesterday”. It was necessary. Crucial.

10. Karaoke bliss. I don’t know what JK was going through here, but he was in Heaven.

11. Holding hands. To end my list, I give you their latest vlive, which they did twice, and in the end, held hands, twice. 

Oh, and just in case you missed it from yesterday…

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My favorite (sort of) underrated Jikook moments pt.3

You asked, so here they are! At first, I thought I’d have a hard time finding more moments. Ha. Ha. Funny. Ha.

1. Getting jumped with kisses. As you can see, JK really didn’t like it. At all.

2. Come on, punch me. With your lips. Is it just me or is the tension in this moment palpable?

3. Come to Ma City! …and stay in my lap.

4. Can anyone tell me what scene is this? A flirty scene? A giggle scene? A bro scene?

5. When your crush is drenched in holy water, and you just can’t stay away.

6. Nae pi ttam nunmul, but make it flirty.

7. The graduation serenade and the smitten Jimin.

8. That time when they sang “Ever since the universe was first formed” together.

9. Happy JK deserves to be petted.

10. Jimin.exe doesn’t malfunction often, but when he does, it’s glorious.

11. That time when they were looked like college boyfriends on a date.

12. Not underrated at all, and absolutely deserved. I think JK might be suspecting Jimin is cake.

13. That time when they were feeling a special kind of way. Who wouldn’t, when the man looks like strawberry-flavored cotton candy.

14. When Jimin thinks he’s being sneaky but forgets he can’t act to save his life.

15. When your man jumps, you must be prepared.

16. King Kong? Prove it.

17. After a night of mosquito net breaking… you start the day with morning afternoon cuddles.

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My favorite (sort of) underrated Jikook moments pt.4

1. A piggyback while shooting a goofy MV is absolutely necessary. It is!

2. New Jersey Mikrokosmos. What do you need, Jimin? What can he do for you? Do you want his mic? His hoodie? Something else?

3. The neoneun na naneun neo was strong in this one. Not only did JK guess the right song, but he also knew the exact lyrics. Telepathic much?

4. While everyone else is afraid of being stomped, Jimin enjoys a hug with his puppy prince.

5. Teasing Jimin from across the venue. And Jimin hates it. Just look at his face.

6. This will never stop being one of my favorite moments. Peak “Gotta be there for me too” moment.

7. Kookmin The Armatos with matching blue hair. In suits. Flirting. *fans self*

8. So fluffy. So soft. Do you want to mix it up? Ramen for lunch, pizza for dinner?

9. I’ve never seen gentler boxing in my life.

10. The Ballad of the Mosquito Net. Why are they even dragging it out? Where did JK lose his jacket? So many questions.

11. How they still manage to be like this even when filming a commercial is beyond me.

12. JM: *does the absolute minimum* JK: *falls into the chair laughing* 

13. Everything ok with that zipper JK? You checked if it’s sturdy enough? You sure?

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My favorite (sort of) underrated Jikook moments pt.5

1. JK offering Jimin his jacket in the background. What? He seems really cold!

2. JK fighting a bell for daring to hurt his mochi.

3. Jimin’s hand smelling like JK. They probably just share hand lotion, it’s definitely not from excessive hand holding.

4. Bop! It was a mission so the smiles totally make sense.

5. Matching boyfriends in denim shirts.

6. *Two bros almost kiss*

“If we act like nothing happened, no one will notice.”

7. That is… one way to hold onto someone and not let them go.

8. They say that the best way to workout is to hold the weight of one (1) Jimin on your back while doing crunches.

9. Heart broken 10000 times *puts There for you on*

10. Jungkook turning into free real estate pt.21037

11. “So, uhm, Jimin is really sexy when…”

“Interesting. Tell me more.”

12. Mission “don’t flirt while filming an ad” failed for the 139th time.

13. Ending with sweet, domestic bliss. Because it’s crucial to hold onto your bro while cooking.

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My favorite (sort of) underrated Jikook moments pt.6

Celebrating the release of BE with more moments! Have you streamed and watched the MV yet?

1. The very first Bangtan bomb was baby Jungkook filming Jimin-hyung’s pretty eyes.

2. That time JK called Jimin shameless and it backfired, causing Jungkook.exe to malfunction.

3. One of the 230923 times they were attached at the hip.

And at the fingertips.

4. The time JK clacked his tongue causing Jimin.exe to malfunction. Shhh, no questions, it’s an ear thing.

5. Jimin likes cherries and he likes cherry Koo so much he tried to eat him.

6. When they played that Run game and we lost Jungkook for a moment.

7. When JK had that photoshoot and we lost Jimin for a moment.

8. This I love you.

9. I think we all moved on from this ice block gift for Jimin too quickly.

10. Is it too big, Jimin? You really seem like you mind.

11. The tiny neoneun na naneun neo in this live deserves to be brought back.

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