Incorrect stray kids quotes

Hello, this is a blog with incorrect stray kids quotes. All of these quotes are original. I will be posting a minimum of 1 post a day. started: 13.1.19

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Hyunjin, glancing at Seungmin lying in bed: Seungmin? Seungmin!!!! Why aren't u answering me?

Hyunjin: oh ... that's a guitar

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Chan: freezing cold but I know we'll burn together

Changbin: ahhh yeess, global warming

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The medieval peasants just trying to get by, living in their tiny village where the height of entertainment is when a chicken attacks a person

Stray kids: vroom vroom vroom, yoO whatsUP,whATsup, fancy dying of petrol fumes overdose and/or shock of seeing a 4 wheeled vehicle which isn't a cart pulled by a tiny horse

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Baby Felix: I'm sorry, I'm dirty

Chan, looking up to see Felix covered head to toe in mud: ... I'm fOIVe

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Minho: spitting hands before doing the sICkest moves ever!

Stays: Ah yes the completely safe sanitary anti covid manual

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Chan: the word 'haha' has so many meanings to it cause yes I write it when I'm laughing or to convey an light-heartedness spirit but I also write it when I'm on the edge of a breakdown and struggling to not cry in the middle of Tesco's

Jeongin: and which one are you right now?

Chan: haha wouldn't you like to know

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Hyunjin: Sometimes you're having a good day and other days, you're looking at yourself in the mirror long and hard and realise... How the hell does a mirror work?!!?

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Changbin: chan hyung, I can't seem to get this bit of the song right, can you help me??

Chan: Oh I wont be able to help you, anything to do with noise late at night and I'm like yIKes

Jisung: wut have u been dOIng in the studio all this time then?!?!!

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Jisung: Hyung's camera is so much better than mine that while I'm taking a photo of a UFO, he's photographing an FO

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Jeongin: FO??!?

Jisung: Yeah FO! UFO = unidentified flying object, FO = just flying object, u kno!

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Jisung: Hyung's camera is so much better than mine that while I'm taking a photo of a UFO, he's photographing an FO

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Even the logo has turned all soft and nice and is happy that Hyunjin's back

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All stays rn: AHhhhhHhhhh Hyunjins back??!!!!!!!!!! WOahshdioaAhahHHNN!!!

The actual music video he's in: somber, sad, about leaving your friends behind and starting something new, melancholic

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Jisung: If we don't dance run to the toilet while singing I'm gonna wet myself to the tune of I'm a gummy bear, are we really a family?!?!

Chan: We are a GUESt at Brian hyung's house

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Jisung: it's so bloody warm here and if someone says 'oh it's warmer over here' then I will f*cking sh*it my f*cking pants, you absolutely f*cking idiot

Hyunjin: oh it's hotter over here defo

Chan, nudging him: dude? Rlly?!

Hyunjin: it's a lifelong dream of mine to see Jisung sh*ting his f*cking pants

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Jeongin: I didn't know that that was Deadpool in  X-Men Origins: Wolverine, I was just like oh a random ugly dude is attacking Wolverine I guess

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Chan: ಠ_ಠ

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Jeongin: I didn't know that that was Deadpool in  X-Men Origins: Wolverine, I was just like oh a random ugly dude is attacking Wolverine I guess

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Jisung: oooohh, is that the start of crisis time that I feel in my stomach?!!!?

Jisung: well, then I guess it's time for shower time

Jisung: hehehe hehe he.