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Look into my eyes, Mabel - you really think I’m a bad guy?
A Tale of Two Stans
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“ this isn’t my problem. “
a calloused hand swatted roughly at the air,
“ none of this GARBAGE has ever been mine t’ deal with. “
FLAMINGTEMPER.
❛ I look horrible? are there no MIRRORS in this dimension? ❜
“ i’ve aged with GRACE, hornhead. “
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“ listen, sweetie, this is a REAL mermaid. “
but he still ( subtly ) pulled the curtain over the small aquarium; protecting the stuffed mannequin from any NON- BELIEVERS.
slamgrunkle
❛❛ a animatronic…? no, not that i know of…? ❜❜
“ eugh -- alright. “
SENTIENT robots were no fun. ( ‘fun’ in this context meaning ‘profitable’. )
“ what are you then ? “
LUMBERJAXE.
Wendy mimicked his pose and lowered her voice a few octaves to match his.
“Y Files? Triplet Peaks?” She straightened her back and reverted to her normal self. “Or, y’know. X Files and Twin Peaks? I appreciate that you’re trying here, man, but you gotta get the references if you want to market them. Maybe do a little homework and see what comes of it?”
after giving her suggestion a series of thoughtful grunts, he replied,
“ i don’t have time for any of that. can’t you just -- “
he waved his hand through the air,
“ -- do a couple of things t' get kids interested ?? put up some posters .. tweet .. about it -- whatever. "
BIIRTHMARKEDPINE.
‘ … Why are you telling me this ?? ‘
“ what ?? i didn’t say anything INCRIMINATING, did i ?? “
grunkles and pines
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“ no offense, but you look HORRIBLE. “
❛please you must not go in there ! terrible , terrible monstrosities are behind that door and i do not wish for you to endure such horrifying things ! ❜
he took the news pretty well, throwing only a few uneasy glances at the door before replying,
“ how terrible ?? “
come sail away // styx
i’m sailing away set an open course for the virgin sea cause i’ve got to be free, free to face the life that’s ahead of me on board, i’m the captain, so climb aboard we’ll search for tomorrow on every shore, and i’ll try, oh lord i’ll try, to carry on
‘ grunkle stan, hold still !! i can’t truly capture your OLD MAN ESSENCE if you keep moving like that ! & put away your dumb GOLD CHAINS FOR OLD MEN magazine !! you’re covering up all your good features. ’
slamgrunkle ( starter call )
he didn’t know what movements she THOUGHT he was making ( he had been sitting like a statue for what felt like hours now ), but the magazine he was holding did drop to his lap -- as requested.
“ are you done yet ?? “
GS: Alright who wants pancakes!!
Dipper: Not today, Great Uncle Ford’s cooking something!
Mabel: It’s ok, Grunkle Stan, I’ll eat them
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