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Becoming rich while sleeping hetalia related // nyo netherlands "Anouk van Hoebeek" "Every girl wants to be a princess, until she learns even a princess can be ugly and must also work."

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Stop being a little bitch and move so I can fix your stupid tire. Didn’t anyone teach you the basics of auto care? Fucking hell.

[soulmemesarc]

kissing prompts

thank you to all the amazing nonnies who sent in their suggestions for this!! as always, if you want the roles reversed, add a plus! so [ FAREWELL ] is your muse kissing my muse, but [ FAREWELL ] + is my muse kissing yours! and my muse is the muse of the person reblogging this list!

[ FAREWELL ] : your muse kisses my muse goodbye before they're separated for an indefinite but long amount of time.

[ BLOW ] : your muse blows my muse a kiss from across a crowded room.

[ CHEEK ] : your muse kisses my muse on the cheek. ( add a ❤️ for this gesture to be made romantic! )

[ NECK ] : your muse kisses my muse on the neck.

[ HAND ] : your muse kisses my muse's hand. ( add a ❤️ for this gesture to be made romantic; otherwise it's a formal gesture! )

[ SHOULDER ] : your muse kisses my muse's bare shoulder.

[ URGENT ] : your muse kisses my muse passionately, believing it to be their last chance to do so.

[ LAST ] : our muses share a bittersweet final kiss together, knowing it to be their last.

[ SLOW-BURN ] : after a long period of mutual pining, your muse makes the first move and kisses my muse.

[ CROWN ] : your muse kisses the top of my muse's head.

[ LONG ] : your muse gives mine a long kiss; aka a make out session.

[ HIDDEN ] : in order to hide their identities, our muses are forced to share a kiss.

[ TEARS ] : our muses share a sad kiss.

[ RELIEF ] : believing the other to be dead, our muses find one another and kiss out of sheer relief.

[ WEDDING ] : after getting officially married, our muses share their first kiss as a married couple.

[ FOREHEAD ] : your muse kisses my muse on the forehead.

[ REUNION ] : after being separated for a lengthy time, our muses are reunited and share a kiss to mark the occasion.

[ MOONLIGHT ] : after going on a midnight stroll, our muses share a kiss under the moon.

[ RAIN ] : your muse kisses my muse outside during a rainstorm. (bonus: after a fight bc oof the passion??)

[ SECRET ] : while maintaining a secret relationship, our muses sneak away to share a kiss in private.

[ FIRST ] : our muses kiss for the first time.

[ SURPRISE ] : your muse kisses mine for the first time, but unexpectedly!

[ HAPPY ] : in a moment of pure joy, our muses share a kiss.

[ COMFORT ] : in order to comfort my muse, your muse gives them a kiss.

[ DOORSTEP ] : after a remarkably good first date, your muse kisses mine on my muse's doorstep.

[ AIRPORT ] : after realizing their feelings for my muse, your muse sprints through an airport to kiss them before their flight departs.

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dansk-dame​:

“yeah, sorry i kinda was in hurry and i also wanted to see you!” She was really happy to see anouk and gave her a bright smile. “Thanks! you look fantastic either I hope you don’t mind too much for the random visit?”

“It’s alright. You could always text me. I’m not completely inaccessible.” Anouk grinned ever so slightly and grabbed her companion’s hand. “Let’s go uptown. I’ll teach you how to enjoy the city to its full extent.” 

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[macross-bunny]

I tried :c

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danmarks-styrke​:

Huh?

[He paps his cheeks, face scrunching up.] No. Just…didn’t feel like shaving today, I guess. [He gives a small shrug.] New project?

Oh, okay. Guess it’s been a while since I saw you with hair on your face. Almost didn’t recognize you. [ nods, wiping her brow with the back of her hand ] 

Yeah, well, kinda. Just trying to finish this thing I started about seventy-five years ago. [ it certainly looks retro. a pin-up posing, but she doesn’t have a face ] 

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@kriegerherzz

I cannot gamble, I am a holy man— [he has just laid five grand on the table where did that even come from—]

Hmh. Holy man. More like holy shit. 

[ hello sweet lover-- yeah she eyes the cash. then him. then the cash ] You’re trying to pay off my studio? How generous. [ lets just get those cards shuffled again ]

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❛ what is the point in playing a game you are going to lose? ❜

‘Cough up the dough, princess. Don’t play poker with a pro. Someone’s got to lose. May as well be you.”

[ukrainian-psycho]

ooh I haven’t been drawing in so long  _(:з」∠)_ fem!Ned just being gorgeous

hope you like it! 

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Some shit I made with this 

…..I’m sorry

Fem!Netherlands belongs to @trevo4folhas Serbia belongs to @yugotix

[askaphnl]

[ Mun loves being gross and since I did hit 400 followers a while back– Have some good ol’ nyo!NedDen being cute and getting married to match the boys. ]

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anouk gives me such wlw vibes but also m?? so, bi we are

[infernalmemes]

❧    𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀: 𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐑𝐀 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS, WORDING, ETC. TO SUIT YOUR NEEDS

BUBBLEGUM BITCH

❛ don’t care if you think I’m dumb. ❜

❛ I don’t care at all. ❜

❛ I’m the girl you’d die for. ❜

❛ I’ll chew you up and I’ll spit you out. ❜

❛ I’m gonna pop your bubblegum heart. ❜

❛ hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss. ❜

❛ he made my doll heart light up with joy. ❜

❛ I think you’re gonna be my biggest fan. ❜

PRIMADONNA

❛ all I ever wanted was the world. ❜

❛ I can’t help that I need it all. ❜

❛ you say that I’m kinda difficult. ❜

❛ got you wrapped around my finger, babe. ❜

❛ you can count on me to misbehave. ❜

❛ would you do anything for me? ❜

❛ would you get down on your knees for me? ❜

❛ pop that pretty question right now, baby. ❜

❛ I know I’ve got a big ego. ❜

❛ I really don’t know why it’s such a big deal, though. ❜

❛ I wanna be adored. ❜

LIES

❛ you’re never gonna love me, so what’s the use? ❜

❛ what’s the point in playing a game you’re gonna lose? ❜

❛ what’s the point in saying you love me like a friend? ❜

❛ what’s the point in saying it’s never gonna end? ❜

❛ you’re too proud to say that you’ve made a mistake. ❜

❛ you’re a coward ‘til the end. ❜

❛ why don’t we just pretend? ❜

❛ I can’t let you go. ❜

❛ I just want it to be perfect. ❜

❛ you only ever touch me in the dark. ❜

HOMEWRECKER

❛ the good are never easy. ❜

❛ loving never happens like you think it really should. ❜

❛ you’ll find me in the lonely hearts. ❜

❛ I don’t belong to anyone. ❜

❛ they call me homewrecker. ❜

❛ we’re all very lovely ‘til we get to know each other. ❜

❛ I’m only happy when I’m on the run. ❜

❛ I break a million hearts just for fun. ❜

❛ I guess you could say that my life’s a mess. ❜

❛ but I’m still looking pretty in this dress. ❜

❛ I’m the image of deception. ❜

❛ so you and I will never last. ❜

STARRING ROLE

❛ you’re hard to hug, tough to talk to. ❜

❛ all you give me is a heartbeat. ❜

❛ 'cause the only time you open up is when we get undressed. ❜

❛ you don’t love me, big fucking deal. ❜

❛ I’ll never tell you how I feel. ❜

❛ sometimes I ignore you, so I feel in control. ❜

❛ fed up with the fantasies that cover what is wrong. ❜

❛ come on, baby, let’s just get drunk, forget we don’t get on. ❜

❛ you like my dad, you get on well. ❜

❛ I send my best regards from hell. ❜

❛ I’ll never set you free. ❜

THE STATE OF DREAMING

❛ I live my life inside a dream. ❜

❛ I would sell my sorry soul, if I could have it all. ❜

❛ my life is a play. ❜

❛ I’ve been living in the state of dreaming. ❜

❛ all I really want is to be wonderful. ❜

POWER AND CONTROL

❛ that’s just how you are with love. ❜

❛ yeah, you may be good looking, but you’re not a piece of art. ❜

❛ I’m gonna make you fall. ❜

❛ a human vulnerability doesn’t mean that I am weak ❜

❛ you can’t have peace without a war. ❜

LIVING DEAD

❛ everyday I feel the same; stuck, and I can never change. ❜

❛ but was it really worth it? ❜

❛ did I really deserve it? ❜

❛ I’m living dead. ❜

❛ I haven’t lived life. ❜

TEEN IDLE

❛ I don’t know why but I feel conned. ❜

❛ I wish I hadn’t been so clean. ❜

❛ I wanna stay inside all day. ❜

❛ I want the world to go away. ❜

❛ I want blood, guts and chocolate cake. ❜

❛  I wanna be a real fake. ❜

❛ I wanna drink until I ache. ❜

❛ I wanna make a big mistake. ❜

❛ I want blood, guts and angel cake. ❜

❛ I wish I wasn’t such a narcissist. ❜

❛ oh, god! I’m gonna die alone. ❜

❛ ain’t youth meant to be beautiful? ❜

VALLEY OF THE DOLLS

❛ got a hole inside of me. ❜

❛ and now I die slow. ❜

❛ living with identities that do not belong to me. ❜

❛ now I’m ready for the last hoorah. ❜

❛ pick a personality for free. ❜

❛ I can feel it coming to the end. ❜

HYPOCRATES

❛ you say that love is not that easy. ❜

❛ I’m sick and tired of all your preaching. ❜

❛ who are you to tell me who to be? ❜

❛ I know you only want to own me. ❜

❛ you tell me one thing and do another. ❜

❛ you played the martyr for so long. ❜

FEAR AND LOATHING

❛  I’ve lived a lot of different lives. ❜

❛ I live my life in bitterness. ❜

❛ I see it for the first time. ❜

❛ there is no crime in being kind. ❜

❛ not everyone is out to screw you over. ❜

❛ maybe they just wanna get to know you. ❜

❛ baby you don’t have to live your life in fear. ❜

❛  don’t wanna live in fear and loathing. ❜

❛ I wanna feel like I am floating. ❜

❛ got different people inside my head. ❜

❛ I wonder which one that they like best. ❜

❛ I’m done with tryna have it all. ❜

❛ I wanna touch the edge of greatness. ❜

RADIOACTIVE

❛ baby I’m gonna leave you drowning until you reach for my hand. ❜

❛ but baby I’m the one who left you, you’re not the one who left me. ❜

❛  when you’re around me, I’m radioactive. ❜

❛ my heart is nuclear. ❜

❛ my blood is radioactive. ❜

SEX YEAH

❛  nothing is provocative anymore. ❜

❛ question what the TV tells you. ❜

❛ question what a pop star sells you. ❜

❛ question mom and question dad. ❜

❛ question good and question bad. ❜

❛ and yeah the truth hurts. ❜

❛ all my life I’ve felt it deep inside of me. ❜

LONELY HEARTS CLUB

❛ I go to bed feeling bad, that I’m the reason that you’re sad. ❜

❛ january to December, do you wanna be a member? ❜

❛ do you want to be with somebody like me? ❜

❛ I feel like if I’m too kind then you will only change your mind. ❜

❛ take advantage of my heart and I’ll go back into the dark. ❜

❛ love will never be forever, feelings are just like the weather. ❜

BUY THE STARS

❛ because your life is dark and it needs some light. ❜

❛ you named it after me, but I’m not yours to keep. ❜

❛ we only own our hell. ❜

❛ and if you don’t know that by now, then you don’t know me that well. ❜

❛  all my life I’ve been so lonely. ❜

❛ all in the name of being holy. ❜

❛ but it wouldn’t change who you are. ❜

❛ you’re still living life in the dark. ❜

❛ it’s just who you are. ❜

❛ the light inside you died. ❜

❛ you know only how to own me. ❜

❛ we come alone and alone we die. ❜

HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER

❛ rule number one is that you gotta have fun. ❜

❛  boys they like a little danger. ❜

❛ boys they like the look of danger. ❜

❛ at least I think I do! ❜

❛ kiss him goodbye at the door and leave him wanting more. ❜

❛  girls, we do whatever it will take. ❜

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@danmarks-styrke

Mathias-- wow. Are you growing out a beard?[ ignore the paint on her cheek and her messy overalls and hair. paint is oddly everywhere ]

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@dansk-dame

You know, you could always call ahead of time. [ puts out her cigarette and wafts away the smoke ] You look good.

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by Lisa van Winsen