One star review and its consequences
"This results prove one thing. I shouldn't grant you with mercy for the sake of mere progress. After two weeks of slight improvement, look where it lead you to:
Chores conveniently 'forgotten', disrespecting me in front of witnesses and recurring critics about my way of driving...
Going to one point A to B isn't a Nascar race, as much as you seem you'd like it to be. No later than yesterday, I swear I was an inch from taking you out of the car and give you a roadside spanking in front of God and everybody.
Now for corrective measures, there won't be warm-ups with my hand anymore for a while. Don't get yourself wrong there'll still be a 'sensitization' process all right.
Today I'll start with the flat sole of my shoe. Consider it as 'paddling starters' if you will. Then I'll move on with the carpet beater you're about to fetch for me
A fitting implement for someone who just complained - tantrum style -about having to dust the furniture, don't you think?
I dare hope a proper trashing will ensure I won't find a speck of dust once you're finished with the task. Should it be the case, a lenghty session with the razor strap will immediately happen.
You have your orders now, and I strongly advise you to follow them to the letter. Or else I can also make time for several minutes of the hairbrush before sleep."
