"Look at you! Still feeling the need to rub after half an hour in the cold water of the pool. That bottom must still sting, musn't it?
Well as it should be. You needed a real spanking after all, not some affectionate patty-cakes after such an outburst. That's why your mouth might still taste soapy either.
Frankly I had my doubts when Clem' suggested me the use of sandals or slippers in case of emergency. But I now realize their advantage. Available in a millisecond for several corrective back an forth while you stand or even for a thorough blistering across my lap, as soon I've found a convenient seat.
Only one foot way, one would say... Ha! Ha! Ha!
Considering your walloping happened two hours ago, your current reaction is a truly convincing advertiser too.
Seeing I didn't even break a sweat, I might have picked a winner - with its thick rubber sole - without suspecting it. Some kind of stealth WMD!
With any chance, your soreness might last until tonight. It'll make the bath brush' lesson - for making me spank you during the day - all the more effective.
Oh! I almost forgot. Clem's coming for dinner, tomorrow evening. I trust you will generously thank her for the tip and treat her with as much profuse as eloquent details about today's 'incident.'
Otherwise, I'll have no other choice to demonstrate how 'a-propos' her advice was..."