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One Nice Bug Per Day
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Mike Driver
hello vonnie
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Today's Document
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almost home
Not today Justin
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@helpingwoodenhand
42m/Canadian
NSFW - Minors DNI
IF YOU MESSAGE ME, TELL ME:
1. What are you messaging me about?
2. What shared interests do you think we have?
3. How old are you, what is your gender, where are you from?
4. What is your experience with spanking and discipline?
If you'd like to know those things about me, feel free to ask.
whenever i look into a historical monarch who doesn’t get talked about much and is just kind of a blank spot in my understanding of the historical narrative, 95% of the time what i find is pure white hot blistering capability. a pencil pusher for the ages. a 39 year reign with no more than three hours of sleep a night. there aren’t any good stories from his reign because he systematically caught and stopped all catastrophic good stories before they could start. you shrimply must respect it
How to have a productive conversation with your wife. Order of discussion: pants down, panties down, scold, over knee, hand, hairbrush, wooden spoon, hug, cuddle.
"No, no, please, I'm sorry:" sometimes a pretty young girl just needs a good hard smack on the bottom.
Need.
most beautiful instagram account
NOT THE CRABS WE EXPECTED BUT STILL SOME CRABS WE DESERVE!!!
Look, I realize that the whole Schrodinger's Mitch thing has real political consequences on a national level, but since I'm not from Kentucky and have no say whatsoever in the outcome of the situation, I'm honestly just finding the entire thing grimly hilarious. Has Horrible Turtle Man died? We don't fucking know! Turns out senators can just not show up to work indefinitely and there are no consequences! What fun!
One of my favorite instruments, the carpet beater.
the thing about Tangled is that this is a story geared towards little girls (even if it's "fun for the whole family," it's a disney princess movie, it's geared towards little girls), and it says, "here is a girl who is naive and doesn't know anything about the 'Real World' or how to navigate it safely and correctly. now pay close attention: the good guys are the ones who help her grow and explore new things while still respecting her own perspective and feelings, not making her feel stupid. the bad guys are the ones who tell her that she is too weak/immature/naive to do the things she wants to do, because she is fragile and needs protecting." and I watched this when I was nine years old and it resonated deep in a part of me that I couldn't articulate with words yet.
like, I was nine years old. other notable memories from being nine years old include adults making jokes about how easily squished fairies could be when I tried to explain my love of tiny fairies living tiny lives, and adults talking over my head about how I was "still so innocent" when I asked a question about what something was. a movie saying "hey even if you're naive and innocent you're still important and you have ideas that are worth something and people who treat you otherwise are holding you back" was such an important thing. idk
And if the bitch still disobeys, beat it again and have fun with it.
Another spanked girl reflecting on the better decisions she could have made.
I'm sorry, but you know how this works. Our team gets a red card, you get a red bottom...
This time literally, I guess.
RIP bozo status pending
"is/was"
