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gonna be over HERE setting things up if ya’ll are interested.

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“--Everyone is so goddamn excited for the Holidays. You know what happens? KRAMPUS happens, kids.”

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sukkubxs replied to your post: ashley facts #3 ashley isn’t all too brave. he...

could he kill cäcilia though? ��

dunno. she’d probably be the highest level of demon he’s ever faced.

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ashley facts #3

ashley isn’t all too brave. he puts on a brave front like he’s some macho guy--but in reality he startles very easily. he’s also not very good at his job, surprisingly. exorcising and killing demons is something he’s good at, yes, but all the stuff in between--he’s basically one huge fucking joke.

that being said, ashley takes his job seriously. and he ALWAYS gets the demon in the end. no matter how messed up he might get.

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sukkubxs replied to your post: sukkubxs replied to your post: ...

rrrrreeeeEEEEEEE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Alecto scoffs, ❝ alexa, play ‘despacito’. ❞

very serious rp starters

“–The fuck is Alexa, sweetie?”

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cultmadness replied to your post: ❝ ball is life. ❞

Throws a ball at him.

You tried dodging it--but stepped on it and fell onto your back instead. Now all you felt was SHAME.

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sukkubxs replied to your post: "can i get uhhhhhh.... boneless pizza?"

ASH SHE’S A DEMON

BECOMES IMMENSELY FUELED WITH BLOOD LUST 

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bitchguarded replied to your post: ❝ if she breathes, she’s a THOT! ❞

“–i was talkin’ about 85% of the girls around Blitz! Why would I be a thot? I dont go outta my way to do t-that!” Nah you were too shy to do that. It was usually Blitz who did that. Still he pissed you off. “You’re not a walking thot detector, fuck off!”

“--Someone sure is a little touchy on the subject,” were your words. You flashed her a smile--which looked far too sinister given your features. “If the ladies are a problem, why not shoot ‘em? Oh, boy, if only you had a GUN that could make people not be alive anymore. HMMMM.”

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nobilisaffectus‌:

   “ OH NO, I— I DIDN’T MEAN TO INSULT YOU OR ANYTHING, I MEAN, I’LL STILL TRY TO LEARN FROM YOU ABOUT LYING AND STUFF! BUT I DON’T THINK I COULD LIE TO MY DAD OR MOM BECAUSE I JUST GET REALLY NERVOUS AND, WELL, MY FACE GETS RED AND I’M REALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW BUT DON’T WORRY I WILL LEARN ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TEACH ME, DON’T FEEL BAD ABOUT YOURSELF?! ”

THE KIDS TOO CUTE. ABORT. ABORT.

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fidelisfatum‌:

     “ Oh, don’t worry darling I have the same problems. Well not entirely the same as you see my mother’s still breathing and my father? Well, I’ll get to him eventually~ I was honestly hoping to have them all together so I could murder them myself, so don’t worry: you can just make a new one, being with your parents is kind of overrated anyway! ” Tapping the edge of her lip teasingly Rosa snickered, “ ah yes, the true romantic destination: a shit and pissed filled bathroom with snot covered sinks and profanity sloppily painted over the walls with a few human racial epithets to finish it off! Why didn’t we meet sooner? I’ll always regret not running into you before I met my husband, what on earth was I thinking? ”

“--Well then go on and get it over with already,” was your reply. “Ain’t no reason to be pussy-footin’ around.” You offered the woman a frown before folding your arms across your chest. “Me? Start a family? Nah--maybe in another fifty or so years. I’m all about havin’ fun and lettin’ loose, baby doll.”

“--I’ve had some good times in those bathrooms,” you said fondly--as if recalling several good memories. That was roughly all of them, too. “Ladies love the bandages, y’know? Must be a turn on for ‘em.” You snickered. “I mean, babe, it’s probably a good thing I didn’t meet you before your husband. I’m guessin’ you’d have A LOT of more kids then.”

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nobilisaffectus replied to your post: "can i get uhhhhhh.... boneless pizza?"

Ariela: he’s not good at lying… how was he gonna teach us how to if he can’t even do it himself????

EXPOSED

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"can i get uhhhhhh.... boneless pizza?"

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“–Is this one of those MEMES (he pronounced it mee-mees) I’ve been hearing about?” was your reply. “I mean, I get it.” You didn’t. “Hell, I’m young and hip as well!” No you weren’t.

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❝ if she breathes, she’s a THOT! ❞

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“–But you’ve breathed, what, about thirty times in the passed few minutes? You played yourself. You, too, are a THOT.”

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fidelisfatum‌:

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   “ Hey darling sweetie poo, you said that you were a family man~ And yet I can’t seem to understand where on earth they could be, after all, you wander around so aimlessly like you don’t have a home! I rather it’s also rude considering you’ve been harassing mine, so tell me: who are they? It’s hard to imagine a woman keeping her hands off such a sexy body and charming…. eyes. ”

“--They died,” came your flat reply. “A long time ago. That’s kinda why I do the whole wandering thing, babe. Never had much interest in settling down anywhere anyway.” You gave the back of your head a rough rub through the material of your hood before sighing. “Ladies love me, okay? I can’t even count how many times I’ve banged someone out in a diner bathroom.”

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❝ ball is life. ❞

very serious rp starters

“–I beg to differ. BOOZE is life.”

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very serious rp starters

warning: some may be nsfw

❝ begone, thot. ❞

❝ OWO what’s this??? ❞

❝ i’m an adult virgin. ❞

❝ OOF OW MY BONES HURT. ❞

❝ welcome to my twisted mind. ❞

❝ i bless the rains down in africa. ❞

❝ why would you say something so controversial yet so brave? ❞

❝ THEN PERISH. ❞

❝ can i get uhhhhhhhh…. boneless pizza? ❞

❝ he’ll slip and slide on this banana peel! ❞

❝ i diagnose you with gay. ❞

❝ ball is life. ❞

❝ alexa, play ‘despacito’. ❞

❝ …..it’s free real estate. ❞

❝ coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine. ❞

❝ why are you booing me? i’m right. ❞

❝ he protecc, but he also attac. ❞

❝ hi, welcome to chili’s. ❞

❝ ___ has been dead for ___ slutty, slutty years. ❞

❝ anyway, here’s ‘wonderwall’. ❞

❝ mmmmmm steamed clams! ❞

❝ i won’t hesitate, bITCH! ❞

❝ pretzels is the same. ❞

❝ if she breathes, she’s a THOT! ❞

❝ WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE? ❞

❝ i wanna be a cowboy, baby! ❞

❝ FUCK yo chicken strips! ❞

❝ all according to keikaku (keikaku means plan). ❞

❝ i’d sell you to satan for one corn chip. ❞

❝ move, i’m gay. ❞

❝ it’s true, but he shouldn’t say it. ❞

❝ i never went to oovoo javer. ❞

❝ kachow! ❞

❝ guess i’ll die. ❞

❝ you know i had to do it to em. ❞

❝ oh, you haven’t heard?? ❞

❝ chipotle is my life. ❞

❝ YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD. ❞

❝ mmm mmm, creamy! ❞

❝ the last thing you’d want in your burger king burger is someone’s foot fungus, but, it turns out, that might be what you gaet. ❞