innocuous.

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I look young But inside I am old And filled with the deaths Of other people.

Terry Moore (via

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How much do you know about the world you live in? Quantify that. Take that quantity, duplicate it. Square that. Multiply that new quantity by infinity and you still don’t know what I know.

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How much do you know about the world you live in? Quantify that. Take that quantity, double it. Square that. Multiply that new quantity by infinity and you still don’t know what I know.

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hurt meme.

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blueneighbcrhood :

“ i got you. it’s gonna be okay, you’re going to be okay.”

“i feel like everyone’s miles away from me.”

“my mind is a dark place. you don’t want to be there.”

“i know this hurts, but you have to stay awake.”

“don’t close your eyes, please don’t close your eyes!”

“i just want to be numb, i don’t want to feel anything.”

“please don’t do this, don’t act like you care.”

“you don’t care, nobody cares, just leave.”

“you’re my friend, of course i fucking care.”

“i can’t give up on you, so please don’t give up on yourself.”

“i love you so much, i forgot what hating myself felt like.”

“i fucked up, why do you not care?”

“i can’t walk, just go on without me.”

“you have broken ribs, take it easy.”

“i have no idea how to do cpr.”

“whose blood is that?”

“apply pressure to the wound, don’t let go.”

“don’t you dare fucking let go!” 

“what the hell happened to you?” 

“are they dead? did you kill them?” 

“do you know what you’ve done?” 

“you’re either with me or against me.” 

“who the hell did this to you?” 

“are you alright? you hit your head pretty hard…” 

“i can’t see!! what’s happening to me?” 

“when was the last time you ate?” 

“what do you mean you’re fine? you are not fine!” 

 “i’m fine, it’s just a flesh wound, i’ll be okay.” 

“for how long? how long were you bottling this up?“ 

“there’s so much blood, you won’t last.” 

“are you… throwing up in there?” 

“why aren’t you eating?” 

“just breathe… you’re okay, i promise, just breathe.” 

“i can’t breathe, i can’t –” 

"i woke up, & you were gone.” 

“just tell me something, was it really worth it?” 

"it’s okay to hurt & breakdown. you don’t have to be strong all the time.”

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me: *slacks tf off* you guys: KEEP IT COMIN BIG C BOY HOWDY

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khagaan :

game of thrones sentence meme

❝ Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word. ❞ ❝ The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword. ❞ ❝ If I look back, I am lost. ❞ ❝ Every flight begins with a fall. ❞ ❝ A bruise is a lesson, and each lesson makes us better. ❞ ❝ The man who fears losing has already lost. ❞ ❝ You wear your honor like a suit of armor. You think it keeps you safe, but all it does is weigh you down and make it hard for you to move. ❞ ❝ A true man does what he will, not what he must. ❞  ❝ A lion doesn’t concern itself with the opinion of sheep. ❞ ❝ People often claim to hunger for truth, but seldom like the taste when it’s served up. ❞ ❝ A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you’ll know the debt is paid. ❞ ❝ I will hurt you for this. I don’t know how yet, but give me time. ❞ ❝ The unseen enemy is always the most fearsome. ❞ ❝ That one — he’s copper, bright and shiny. Pretty to look at, but not worth all that much at the end of the day. ❞ ❝ If you can’t protect yourself, die and get out of the way of those who can. ❞ ❝Sharp steel and strong arms rule this world, don’t ever believe any different. ❞ ❝ Was there ever a war where only one side bled ? ❞ ❝ Great wrongs have been done to you, but the past is dust. The future may yet be won. ❞ ❝ They fought valiantly, they fought nobly, they fought honourably — and they died. ❞ ❝ The greatest fools are often more clever than the men who laugh at them. ❞ ❝ There is a savage beast in every man, and when you hand that man a sword or spear and send him forth to war, the beast stirs. ❞ ❝ Any man who must say ‘I am the king’ is no true king. ❞ ❝ We’re all just songs in the end, if we are lucky. ❞ ❝ We all dream of things we cannot have. ❞ ❝ History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will happen again. ❞ ❝ Kind ? How boring that would be. I aspire to be wicked. ❞ ❝ War makes monsters of us all. ❞ ❝ Anger is better than tears, better than grief, better than guilt. ❞ ❝ A sweet face often hides a sinner’s heart. ❞ ❝ I rose too high, loved too hard, dared too much. I tried to grasp a star, overreached, and fell. ❞ ❝ A man may befriend a beast, even break a beast — but no man could truly tame a beast. ❞ ❝ The only time a man can be brave is when he is afraid. ❞ ❝ The past remains the past. We can learn from it, but we cannot change it. ❞ ❝ A leader can love the men that they command, but can never be a friend to them. One day he/she may need to sit in judgment on them, or send them forth to die. ❞

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hhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaaah starter call.

and i have to poop

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Long Ass List of Daredevil Sentence Starters

"Scream all you want. Come on, let me hear you scream. Scream loud. Nobody gives a shit down here."

"I gotta go bribe a cop."

"But seriously, yeah, I gotta go bribe a cop."

"Please stop giving my mom cigars."

"Look, I'm not asking you to do anything immoral."

"You've never done this before?"

"Maybe we can help each other."

"All I did was ask him for a drink."

"Define yourself by what you have, value the differences, make no apologies for what you lack."

"I thought I detected a whiff of virtue in there."

"But I'm awkward and unfashionable. Those things don't seem to apply to you."

"I just don't feel like going home okay?"

"So let's hop a few bars, not think about it."

"Your outfit kind of sucks, by the way."

"You haven't told me anything about you."

"Okay, good because I was starting to worry you might be in love with me."

"I drank the eel. Not a euphemism."

"And we are now filled with mighty eel strength!"

"After what you told me, I'm never going home again."

"I know you're scared, but I'm here to help you. Okay? - You don't have to be scared anymore."

"I make a heck of a latte, if you're interested."

"Facts have no moral judgment. They merely state what is. Not what we think of them, not what we feel."

"I know how hard this must be for you."

"You have no idea how any of this is for me."

"They have to pay for what they've done."

"They won't listen."

"We'll make them listen."

"You do not want to test me."

"You think this is still about you?"

"You should have just killed me. You coward."

"This is an offer, not an order."

"I did some digging into your, uh past activities."

"A man/woman that can be bought isn't worth having."

"I said you should move on. Didn't say anything about me."

"Even though our perception of it changes, one thing remains constant. The past can never be completely erased. It lingers."

"I've been lied to before by men/women. Some were even decent ones but they still felt the need to be dishonest about things that mattered."

"Hey, that's not a reason, it's an excuse."

"He's/She's like a sexual Rain Man."

"I want you to touch my face."

"Just tell me what you feel."

"You need anything else, you know where to find me."

"You want the short answer or the long one?"

"We need to contain this."

"Lying to that woman is impossible."

"Choose a side."

"I'm the closest he/she has to family. He'd/She'd do the same for me."

"That wasn't very smart, but it was fun watching you bleed."

"Life is not a fairy tale. Not everyone deserves a happy ending."

"Animals don't stop fighting. Not until one of them is dead."

"Admittedly, I'm a work in progress."

"Let's get this started."

"You know what they call stuff like that? Gifts. The special kind. The kind that very few people have. Or deserve."

"Smart don't come out of books, kid. Smart is making the right decision at the right time."

"Big world. Not all of it flowers and sunshine, and the only way guys like you and me can survive is to grab it by the throat and never let go."

"Are you gonna lie there all night or get up off your ass?"

"What a shithole."

"This is my life and I made something of it, without you."

"Relationships are a luxury men like you and me can't afford."

"Is that why you left? Huh? To protect me?"

"You got heart kid, but heart's not enough."

"Anger is a spark, good. Rage is a wildfire, out of control, therefore useless. Just like you."

"We all pay for our choices."

"I've learned a lot since you've been gone."

"You're a dick."

"Say that you want my help."

"I want you to help yourself."

"I don't need a friend. I need a soldier."

"In war, people die. If it's not you, it's the guy next to you."

"I swear I will not kill anybody. Pussy."

"Never is a man more good looking than when he is in love."

"You do your job, I'll do mine."

"On occasion some dickery may leak out, but doesn't mean I'm wrong."

"So, how long before I do something that pisses you off?"

"You can't listen to people like that. You have to just block them out."

"Yeah, you're just a guy, right? A really, really good-looking guy."

"If you weren't half dead, I would kick your ass."

"We're gonna be the best damn avocados this city has ever seen."

"Misspelling 'Hanukkah' is a mistake. Attempted murder is a little something else."

"Well, we seldom get everything we want. Not in this world."

"You were really something back in the day. When you had a soul."

"I'm not afraid to die."

"We'll be together, that's all that matters."

"You really think that this will change anything?"

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& . demolitiongirl .

               no matter how hard they tried, hospitals could never quite get rid of that stench of death. it lingered among all the white. all the CLEAN. she kept her eyes closed, knowing they would need a second to adjust if she opened them. a hand reached up to rub at them, only to stop short of a few inches away. a cuff rubbed against her wrist. eyes snapping open, the room a blinding shade of white. she’s giving the restraint another yank, growling under her breath when it would not budge.

               nerves set alight. joints moving sharply. she doesn’t allow herself to stop for a second, meeting his gaze with her jaw tensed. mostly, she resembled an animal in a cage more than anything else. kyara doesn’t say anything, but she doesn’t listen either. continuing to yank on the cuff, trying to slip her head out of it. there’s a gentle crack; her thumb becoming dislocated as she got one hand free.

               ❛ I said none’a that! ❜ Any kid who shared a stage with him in high school will tell you his projection status is: Through The Roof.  All his hooting and hollering off in San Fran only made that worse and his voice bounces incredibly loud off the walls of the room. Harley rises from his chair and takes purposeful strides to the side of her bed, fists flexing, knuckles cracking. He doesn’t want to hurt her--- but he knows what’s in his job description. Harley gets one hand on hers (hiding his concern and slight horror when her thumb goes all akimbo on him) and he grips TIGHT.                ❛ Hey! Knock it off---- don’t fuck this up for y’self, goddamn it! ❜

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& . flowersleeve .

BY THE FOURTH SCAR, chuck is tempted to drive them both into a telephone pole. by the seventh, he’s unraveling his cloth napkin and shaking it out across his lap in a manner that waxes aggressive. he’s a tolerant guy, true as the day is long —– so he shakes it off, distracts himself by flipping the menu open and pretending to browse it despite getting the same thing each time.

           ❛ so! um. ❜    wow.     ❛ you a chicken parm kinda guy? got summa the  best in the city, tell you what. and that’s sayin’ somethin’, comin’ from me! stingy italian n’ all. take a look, bud. ❜

                ❛ Sure, man. Mean, I’ll eat anythin’. ❜ He’d eat the whole damn menu if they’d let him; you wouldn’t believe the appetite on this guy. Okay, you could. Caloric intake and shit, all that stuff he had to google in order to bulk up for the job--- that’s all heinously high. Harley pats his stomach with a crooked grin.  ❛ Gut’a steel. ------------ ‘cept Indian. ❜ Never wants to relive that night ever again. Harley sets his menu to the side, props his chin on his fists.                 ❛ Dunno nothin’ about this place; gonna need to order for y’beautiful people representative. Good thing I ain’t a picky date, eh? ❜

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hhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaaah starter call.

[angstmemes]

insecurity / body image starters

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angstmemes :

this meme contains triggering material such as mention of body image issues

“You’re just saying that to make me feel better.” “How often do I need to tell you how amazing you look, before you’ll believe me?” “I’m honestly one of the dumbest people alive.” “I can’t do anything right.” “I look so fat in this. I look fat in everything.” “I can’t eat that, it’ll make me even fatter than I already am.” “You can treat yourself every once in a while. A cupcake isn’t going to kill you!” “You can’t go out looking like that, you look ridiculous.” “You look way too skinny in that dress. You need curves to wear something like that.” “I don’t understand how you can just walk around like this. Those trousers are way too tight on you.” “You look like a skeleton. You should get some meat on you before everyone starts thinking you’re sick or something.” “No, no, you can’t wear that. You’re too short.” “You’re going out in THAT?” “I can’t let you wear that, you look ridiculous.” “Oh my god, you’re so fat.” “You need to lose a few pounds before you can get away with those jeans.” “Ew, you’re so skinny that you look sick…” “You should try dieting.” “How much do you weigh?” “You’ve gained even more weight, haven’t you?” “You’re skipping a lot of meals. Are you alright…?” “You’d tell me if you were skipping meals on purpose, right?” “Why are you trying to lose weight? You’re already really thin.” “If you want to get a girl / boyfriend, you’re going to have to do something about the way you look.” “Do you think I’m happy looking like this?” “Stop exaggerating, you look fine.” “You’re not fat!” “You’re so lucky that you’re so skinny! It must be so easy being you!” “Everyone’s insecure about their body, so stop being so precious about it and get over yourself already.” “Everyone is beautiful in their own way. You just need to find confidence in yourself.” “I tell everyone they’re beautiful, but I can’t tell myself the same thing.” “I’m pretty sure they were laughing at me. I guess I shouldn’t have dared to leave the house in something ‘sexy’. It doesn’t suit me.” “Why are you so afraid of showing yourself? We’re friends, I won’t judge you for anything!” “Is that a birthmark? It’s… big.” “There’s nothing wrong with your face or your body. You’re just you and people should learn to accept that. You included.” “Were you crying? Why?” “I saw what you wrote down… Do you really believe you’re that ugly?” “Don’t listen to them! They’re just trying to rile you up!” “I’m not going to tell you that you’re not fat, because you are. But I will tell you that you’re gorgeous.”

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fxckdforlife :

hollyoaks sentence starters

“ i’m not gay! i’m a virgin! “

” she/he kissed me in the middle of the classroom. “

“ i heard it’s good for flatulence. “

“ well, you should have thought of that before getting your kit off. “ 

“ would that be with or without arsenic? “

“ she/he thinks i’m too young. “

“ i want you to get to know my family better. “

“ get off him! why are you hitting my son? “

“ tell them what you’ve done! “

“ she/he’s been having an affair! the lying bitch has been having an affair. “

“ i’m sorry, mate. i didn’t mean to interrupt anything. “

“ i could kiss you right now. “

“ everyday you look in the mirror, you’re going to be reminded of what you’ve just done. “

“ is that from the bible or something? “

“ i turn heads. you turn stomachs. “

“ what if i can’t be fixed? “

“ i know you still fancy me. “

“ if you want to take it out on someone, hit me, alright? “

“ he’s gay. i’m gay. your gay. everyone’s gay. “

“ i’m not gonna give up on you. okay? “

“ i can’t do this without you. “

“ i’m one hell of a bitch when i’m bored. “

“ you break his/her heart. i’ll break your head. ”

“ oh, my god. did you just get shot? “

“ we slept together. “

“ i’ve never lived away from home. except prison. “

“ did you miss me? “

“ what are you hiding from me? “

“ i just want you to love me like you used to. “

“ it was you that stole the money, wasn’t it? “

“ try not to marry anyone while i’m gone. “

“ i’ve been kidnapped at least four times wearing this jacket. “

“ i’ve got a gun in my handbag. “

“ there is nothing you can say or do to hurt me. “

“ you can’t marry him/her. “

“ you’ve been divorced like eight times. “

“ i think i’m falling for you. “

“ i’m a ten and you’re a five. you’re lucky to even be with me. “

“ the police are searching the flat. “

“ why haven’t you been to visit me? “

[the-write-ideas]

Beetlejuice sentence pack

“Now that’s a big fella, whoa!” 

“Hey, where you going?” *grabs and kisses* 

“Two weeks at home. The perfect vacation.” 

“Hey! Look out for that–!”

“Handbook for the Recently Deceased… I don’t think we survived the crash.”

“Cabin Fever, Hun?” 

“Well I can’t clean anything properly. The vacuum is out in the garage and we can’t leave the house.” 

“Maybe this is Heaven.” 

“Little gasoline, blow torch. No problem.” 

“I could live here.” 

“Careful, that’s my sculpture! And I don’t mean ‘my’ as in I bought it, I mean ‘my’ as in I made it - it’s mine.” 

“Oh, look! An indoor outhouse.” 

“Ugh. Deliver me from L.L. Bean.” 

“I will go insane! And I will take you with me!” 

“I have a feeling there’s something very interesting behind this door.” 

“What’s the good of being a ghost if you can’t frighten people away?” 

“I’ve planned out a stroke from the amount of MSG that’s in this food.” 

“My whole life is a dark room.” 

“What the hell are you doing out there?”

“Don’t worry, I locked the door.” 

“I’m the afterlife’s leading bio-exorcist!”

“You didn’t actually think that was going to work, did you?” 

“Can’t you see I’m relaxing in here?” 

“Maybe you can relax in a haunted house, but I can’t.” 

“Boy, oh boy, this place just keeps getting weirder and weirder.” 

“Start simply. Do what you know. Use your talents. Practice!” 

“Don’t even say his name! You don’t want his help.” 

“I didn’t want to bring it up, but rather than have you stumble onto it and make another mistake, I’ll tell you.” 

“Well how do we contact you if we need you again?” 

“This is so corny. Is this what we’ve been reduced to?” 

“The moaning is important. Really moan!” 

“Cut it out! I’m a child, for gods sakes!” 

“I feel so stupid!” 

“If you guys are gonna do that weird sexual stuff, do it in your own bedroom.” 

“You’re not scared?”

“You know if I had seen a ghost at your age I would have been scared out of my wits!” 

“I myself am strange and unusual.” 

“Anyway you can’t scare her. She’s sleeping with Prince Valium tonight.” 

“What if this is a dream? Can you guys do any tricks to prove I’m not dreaming?” 

“What happened?” 

“Hey, look at that.” 

“I say we open it.” 

“If I’ve over stepped my bounds, just tell me. Come on.” 

“What are your qualifications?”

“I’ve seen the Exorcist about a hundred and sixty seven times, and it keeps getting funnier! Every! Single! Time I see it!” 

“Don’t mind her. She’s still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister.” 

“I saw some ghosts.” 

“We did it! Let’s watch them scatter! Any minute now they’re going to come running out that door screaming! …Any minute now.” 

“You have got to take the upper hand in all situations. Or people, whether they’re dead or alive, will walk all over you.” 

“Why are you doing this?! Leave me alone, all of you!” 

“Never trust the living!” 

“I’m the ghost with the most, babe.” 

“You know, you look like somebody I could relate to.” 

“I don’t know what your signal means.” 

“It’s too late. We have to go through with this.” 

“Wait, what am I worried about? You can’t even change a tire.” 

“Stop it! No!” 

“It’s too late. I’m sorry.” 

“I want to get out. For good. In order to do that, hey! I got to get married!” 

“Hey, these aren’t my rules. Come to think of it, I don’t have any rules.” 

“It’s showtime!” 

“Well, I’m back! I feel real good about myself, you know what I mean.” 

“That! ..Is why I won’t do two shows a night anymore, babe.” 

“Oh, jeeze. I mean, I don’t know. It’s kind of a big decision.” 

“You know I got it, Honey.” 

“I’m telling you, Honey, she meant nothing to me! Nothing at all!” 

“I told them no way. I said it was against my religion.”

“Okay! I believe you!” 

“Sorry. Didn’t see you sitting there.”

“Shake! Shake! Shake, Senora!”

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[renaissanxing]

shit my history prof says

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renaissanxing :

some of the bullshit that’s come out of his mouth between my Medieval History and Western Civ 1 transcribed into RP sentence meme form. have a party with it, change pronouns as you need to.

“You shouldn’t walk through fire. That’s why God made it so hot.”

“Well, I’m ___, so of course I need a GIANT GUN.”

“I don’t care what fancy magic armor you wear, if a fat man with no pants hits you with a cleaver, you’re dead.”

“He’s like a walking encyclopedia of useless shit.”

“___ scared the shit out of everyone back in the day. That’s something that hasn’t changed.”

“And it was at that moment I realized there would be no peace.”

“YOU’RE THE SHIT!”

“At my age, the only thing that scares me is an IRS tax audit.”

“You can’t even get me to walk up a block to get a sandwich.”

“Come on, it’ll be fun! Do it for Jesus!” 

“This is one thing Europe is good at. Exporting violence.”

“I’m sorry, I find it a little hard to believe that a bunch of guys smoking hash can attack anything. Unless it’s like, a pie.”

“One crossbow bolt later and I learned that toothpaste makes excellent makeshift wall Spackle.”

“The question isn’t why or how it could fall, the question is how did it last that long.”

“If you haven’t seen a breast yet you need to get out of the house.”

“First thing’s first, I’m kind of an asshole.”

“And that’s why my girlfriend doesn’t take me out to nice places anymore. Which is good, because I didn’t want to go in the first place.”

“Moral of the story? When something isn’t yours, you treat it like shit.” 

“I like woodchucks. They’re the fat kids of the forest.”

“When the wind blows it’s like Satan’s hairdryer.”

“This cognac’s so expensive it’d be cheaper for me to do crack.”

“It’s like you know what they’re saying but you’re having a stroke.”

“No one likes you when you sleep with their wives and husbands and children.”

“Don’t do that. You’ll get warm. Then you’ll get sleepy. Then you’ll get dead.”

“This war takes fucking FOREVER.”

“It’s like going on a road-trip with Stalin. Like, there are fun times, where you’re in Vegas and drinking together, but then you’re digging your own grave in the desert because he thinks you cheated at blackjack.”

“He’s pretty much his sugar daddy.”

“Children are like little drunk people.”

“If you’re going to go all the way to another country and then still eat McDonald’s, you’re kind of an asshole.”

“How many prostitutes can you put in a boat? Let’s find out!” 

“I say it’s a dead dog story, but I promise there’s a funny ending.”

“It’s like crack, if crack was cheese.”

“Picture a Playboy mansion gone wrong.”

“It’s like living in some bizarre fantasy porno.”

“He smells like something from the X-Files.”

“There are a lot of ways to die, but not many quite as stylish.”

“Why? Aesthetic.”

“If you’re looking for a back tattoo this is the one you want.”

“Why does he succeed? He has a plan. Sounds stupid, but not many people have one.”

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                       He is not upset, but baffled. Couldn’t this gift have been given to someone with more potential? His gut twists when he thinks of all the people he will never save, never know, but always see. Useless men don’t manifest any kind of destiny so this must be a good joke; as we all know good jokes are always at the expense of others. 

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i don’t want comfort  turn off the light , shut off the music , i’m tired , i don’t want to know who’s behind the door , i don’t want to know which pill to take , i don’t want to know anymore.  //   written by sydney, est. 9/14 , rb. 4/16