Damien: Yeah! Taking care of the demons! For a month I think..
Kenny: Are you for real??
Damien: I mean yeah! You seem like the right candidate after all.
Kenny: But why??!
Damien: Well it's because if the demons tried to attack you, you wouldn't die..
Damien: ..and you would revive again so like.. yeah!
Kenny: So are you trying to say that if they're hungry they can just shred my body and eat it?.. And that I can just regenerate??
Damien: That's is exactly what I said
Kenny: Hold on, don't you have maids and butlers everywhere in this place?
Kenny: Couldn't Jenny and Bradley look after them instead??
Even though they can't take care of themselves and freak out over minor issues.....
Damien: They have chores of their own.. and they're accompanying me on vacation!
Damien: Wait maybe my personal butler can help you with that, or was he my bodyguard?
Damien: hmmm-
Kenny: Since when did you have a bodyguard???
Kenny: And- why do you need one anyway?!
Damien: Look man I know I'm powerful and awesome but like... I'm royalty so I obviously have to get one, isn't that how it works in the human world?
Kenny: Oh!
Damien: Anyways,,
Damien: I don't think you've ever meet him yet, so now's the time.
Christophe: You have to warn me next time when you do tha-
Kenny: Christophe??!!
Christophe: Oh hey.
Damien: Wait you know this guy?
Kenny: Yeah! I remember him dying from Kyle's arms.. that was like wayyy back in elementary school.
Christophe: It was an unfortunate death..
Christophe: But your friend hired me to be his bodyguard so I just accepted it.
Christophe: I have nothing to do anyway.
Kenny: uhh okay...
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