tant pis, tway

you people put your real names on this shit? did you learn nothing in the early 00s?

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[poetrylesbian]

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[wingdingle]

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

[wingdingle]

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

[defunctblog1]

Ancient scribes detailing horrible events

[thetyrannosaur]

[theoldlesbianwithcats]

Yesterday I watched Heated Riv*lry a billion years after everyone else, it's so obvious that it's a fujoshi bi woman's fantasy it's ridiculous 😭 like why did it have both main dudes making out with women to make the other jealous

[maitrebee]

What's weird is that the creator, Jacob Tierney, is a gay man, and a huge part of the crew and creative team are gay men. The original text is fujo of course.

Still, is it possible straight women's gay romance is starting to alter gay men's behaviour...?

[superdaisypowerhour]

"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

[11thfempachi]

Girls just wanna have fun

[cahootings]

I redownload this app for one day once every maybe two months and unfortunately I’m rewarded every time

[kaelio]

[tsarina-anadyomene]

Mommy needs to be honest kitten. You're not a kitten, you're a puppy, I know. Actually, that's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about. You've let this whole puppygirl thing completely take over our sex life and to be honest it's not really clear to me that you really enjoy it anymore. You really seem stuck in a short-term hedonic spiral from posting about it on tumblr and getting likes. And I know it's hard to get out of that kind of thing but it's really been getting out of control. You said "we're trying for puppies" to my best friend of 15 years. Seriously? How the fuck am I supposed to live that down? No one was laughing. The room was dead silent and I wanted to sink into the floor. And this was days after I was crying my eyes out over the infertility stuff. So you came across as kind of an asshole on top of it. Yeah, I know you didn't mean it like that but you can only point to "bourgeois morality" so many times before it starts to feel like you're just saying "I'm sorry you got offended" you know? Like every time I try to express that some basic social decorum is necessary to preserve relationships I care about you start misquoting Bakunin. And like look you have a lot of positive qualities but I don't think this is working anymore. We both know it hasn't been good for a long time.

[thememedaddy]

[despazito]

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

[despazito]

good art is when something looks like real life, the more real it looks the more better the art. abstracted figures give my trad children nightmares, one time they were exposed to cubism and couldn't go outside for a week

[democracyunderground]

[sprinkledsalt]

We’ve lost a decade because people fundamentally loathe women and find every excuse in the world to oppose them seeking a position of power, while ultimately preferring that a criminal, rapist, moronic man becomes president, but you still get people screaming at you on this very website if you say misogyny had anything to do with this. It doesn’t matter how many people Trump kills—at least he’s not some uppity bitch girlboss, amirite 🤪

[friendlynoodles]

paintings of my cat Noodle over the years

[macden]

[sailor-grrrl-deactivated2025052]

68.1% of muslim women have severe vitamin D deficiency.

46.2% of muslim women with severe vitamin D deficiency had high bone turnover. Hyperparathyroidism is found in 38.6% of muslim women. This study was done in Australia, a very sunny and dry place, and these women were healthy in every other way, keep that in mind.

Source

Anyways, keep telling me about how the hijab empowers women.

[thisisravenroth]

let’s not post studies without evaluating them first, especially when they confirm a “low hanging fruit” bias.

[maitrebee]

girl do you not understand how the southern hemisphere works...?