play that funky music white boy

is this the real life ? is this just fantasy ? caught in a landslide and no escape from reality. open your eyes, look up to the skies and see i'm just a poor boy, i need no sympathy, because i'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low, anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me. mama, just killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead. meme, life had just begun

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sybaritc:

“ christmas is officially a month away, so ! as per my new tradition, i will now be giving and accepting WEEKLY GIFTS. are you ready for your first big surprise ? get ready… i got you a rolling stone subscription ! thoughtful, huh ? yup, that’s just who i am now. ugh, i love the holidays. it’s like, new year, new gigi ! so… what’d you get me ? ”

          ❛ aw man, gigi why d’you do this ? you know i can’t even afford the expensive soap everyone else buys and now i gotta’ get gifts ? how about you, uh, take this cool wrench i stole from work ! it’s got a schlong carved into the side. neat, huh ? how does a person even achieve that much precision ? ❜

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sybaritc:

each word slater spoke only fed her growing anger, platforms digging into the stained rug below her as she fought the urge to extend her leg to trip him. livid and struggling, gigi straightened out her expression before responding, “actually, she did mention you…” one ankle crossing the over while fingers pressed white marks of fury into the skin of her arms, she adjusted her original story to suit her. “i think her exact words were ‘good job finally ditching that dillhole.’” eyebrows unknitting so they can raise with the delivery, voice heavy with exaggerated pity. “yep! but you could always ask courtney?”

          the colloquial percolates through his head in distilled truths. where the insult falls flat, his ego is ignited. ❛ man, this is crazy, courtney too ? ❜ only then does the empathy seize his dialect, ❛ i mean .. you can totally join if you want. the more the merrier, right ? ❜

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gigi threw the basement door open without a second of consideration, treating the property as if it were her own. marching over the threshold with a sound that managed to be both a grunt and a squeal, she carelessly addressed whoever was in the room at the time, not bothering to check. “guess who i saw at the mall? pam. macy!” she didn’t even wait a beat before responding to herself, taking a seat and keeping up her failure to properly acknowledge her company. “before you ask, yes, she looked totally skanky… but you won’t believe what she said to me.”

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               he’s languid where he rests on the cushions, limbs buoyant in the zephyr of summer. where his skin sticks to the cotton of his t shirt in uneven splotches he feels tepid. his lids are closed and lethargic, body spent and praying for comatose, when the raucous tenor halts his utopia in the exclamation of prying tidings. ❛ oh no fricken way ! ❜ soles planted on the rug instantaneously and impression left on the couch where his body once lay. he’s pacing now, bloated with trepidation and false hope. ❛ did she say anything about me ? i’ve been meaning to ask her out. do you think she’d like grease ? i mean, i hate musicals but it just hit the theatres and i could totally take her to the drive in. ❜

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[chelseaperetti]

[slcter]

stares at theme stares at bohemian rhapsody lyrics stares out window.

howdy y’all i’m SUTTON and i am here 2 party ;) my ass knows full fricken well there’s enough gifs of harry in the world yet i need 2 b extra and fricken make my own from scratch so -_- once i’m done with those replies are bout 2 b LIT

some lil info abt tiny tim xDD

he’s got same kelso aesthetics as in peepz call him slater instead of timothy lolz

he’s so fricken dull and such a dunce hel but he’s fricken memey as shiz and honestly just wanna have a good time B)

lowkey my ass has never watched past season 1 so if this is hella off from the char..... consider me adding my own spin 2 things xDD

u know that pic of the girl who is like “graduated with a 2.0 gpa, ranked 389 out of 407, received $0 in college scholarships and accepted to none” that is literally slater

which tbh he really doesn’t mind like lol peepz are always telling him he’s a dumb stoner wasting his life and all this but he ain’t care like as long as he’s breathing then it’s a good life 2 him B)

he just graduated and told everybody he’s taking a gap year but that gap year is actually a gap life bcos he don’t plan on going back 2 school lolz he’s working as a gas jockey which he figured would b an easy job what with the oil crisis but jokes on him bcos the oil shiz is back in business and he can’t sit around on his ass anymore rip

honestly idk what else 2 say abt him he’s literally so dense but he got a big heart kinda which he hate 2 show but xDD

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✕ ° › tag dump !