S'all good, man

The bar association made me delete my account but they didn't say I couldn't make a new one

[dogpuppy]

[sleazebag-comedylawyer]

i feel so good man

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[angelicquintet]

It’s been far too long oops, here’s a Shrine Update! 🤍

[walterwhite58]

Saul Goodman is a good lawyer, but damn

[sleazebag-comedylawyer]

I'm the BEST lawyer. Of course someone would have a shrine to me!

I didn't keep the DEA off your old ass by just being a "good" lawyer

[walterwhite58]

Saul, you imbecile! This is a public channel!

[sleazebag-comedylawyer]

Yeah I know, you've been reblogging stuff about trying to get Jesse pregnant. I'm not judging or anything but... wow...

[angelicquintet]

It’s been far too long oops, here’s a Shrine Update! 🤍

[walterwhite58]

Saul Goodman is a good lawyer, but damn

[sleazebag-comedylawyer]

I'm the BEST lawyer. Of course someone would have a shrine to me!

I didn't keep the DEA off your old ass by just being a "good" lawyer

[enki2]

[ihavenoideamanokay]

me, in court, trying to seduce my way out of a guilty ruling: your honor- may i call you my honor?

[kosmogrl]

[sleazebag-comedylawyer]

Found this old picture. Wasn't I such a cute kid?

[auspex]

I bet it feels good as hell to loosen your tie 👔 yell 🗣"I QUIT!" 🚫‼️ throw up a flurry of papers 📃 and storm out the tall gray building 🏢 with a little box 📦 of your stuff including a cord dragging behind you and a small Plant 🪴 never to return 🥰

[crazy-brazilian]

[amazingspiderlad]

You call it "lying under oath", I call it commitment to the bit.

[lalo-salamanca-official]

sup

how's mike?

We all are very busy😮‍💨

[sleazebag-comedylawyer]

Oh god I hate when you're busy... it usually means there's gonna be a mess for me to clean up later... you're killing me here, man-

[lalo-salamanca-official]

Again complaining you're hired to do your job?

Why none of the girls complain, eh?

[sleazebag-comedylawyer]

My job is to defend you in court, not to end up working overtime to cover up everything that would make you look guilty

[lalo-salamanca-official]

🥱

[sleazebag-comedylawyer]

Lalo I am this close to putting you in my office cage just so I can take a vacation

[lalo-salamanca-official]

Promise?🤤

[sleazebag-comedylawyer]

I have a cage in my office so that I can put you in there in order to take a vacation from your antics. This was done at the request of someone I won't specify.

[lalo-salamanca-official]

sup

how's mike?

We all are very busy😮‍💨

[sleazebag-comedylawyer]

Oh god I hate when you're busy... it usually means there's gonna be a mess for me to clean up later... you're killing me here, man-

[lalo-salamanca-official]

Again complaining you're hired to do your job?

Why none of the girls complain, eh?

[sleazebag-comedylawyer]

My job is to defend you in court, not to end up working overtime to cover up everything that would make you look guilty

[lalo-salamanca-official]

🥱

[sleazebag-comedylawyer]

Lalo I am this close to putting you in my office cage just so I can take a vacation

[lalo-salamanca-official]

sup

how's mike?

We all are very busy😮‍💨

[sleazebag-comedylawyer]

Oh god I hate when you're busy... it usually means there's gonna be a mess for me to clean up later... you're killing me here, man-

[lalo-salamanca-official]

Again complaining you're hired to do your job?

Why none of the girls complain, eh?

[sleazebag-comedylawyer]

My job is to defend you in court, not to end up working overtime to cover up everything that would make you look guilty

[lalo-salamanca-official]

sup

how's mike?

We all are very busy😮‍💨

[sleazebag-comedylawyer]

Oh god I hate when you're busy... it usually means there's gonna be a mess for me to clean up later... you're killing me here, man-

[dragon-png]

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

[sleazebag-comedylawyer]

Sometimes I just have to point it out though, your honour...