Keeping Secrets

The-Outsider-Senpai's keep with not nearly enough benefits. Mainly just really stupid posts

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Void is a fuck

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CORVO ATTANO, LOCAL SLUT

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I stabbed paolo but I forgot I had no bone charms so i’m essentially standing on a barrel holding my guard as two body guards and about a couple dozen rats all scream at me

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No powers mode more like “void cuck”

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(Rubbing my hands together) take it to the bank boys we just struck gold

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Listen, strange men waiting in dumpsters exacting revenge on people is no basis for a system of government!

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Outsider: (posing on a piano) so...we meet again.......

Corvo: what hell have I entered now

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Have you ever shotgunned a rat? It's an experience

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"I love rats, though they're a bit chewy..." - Corvo attano, probably

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I tell you, this world was not meant for people like me, not with bugs and rats and women running around on rooftops

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Honestly why am I surprised, a white dude with power unleashed a fucking plague on the poor WHY NOT HORRIBLE BUGS IN CORPSES!!

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How do you manage to get blood beetles what kinda fucked up evolutionary trait is that?? Like- that's a white colonist sort of bullshit is what that is

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You're telling me this blood has beetles in it Who the fuck authorized that decision

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aw shit we're going to kaRNACA

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What's up fuckers did I miss something

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Get fuckin philosophical in here

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The void is problematic