Ashley.

Here recently my life has taken a turn for the weird. This will be my outlet so that I hopefully don't lose myself along the way as well.

[brightorangerain]

[emmbeeee]

Me: I’m a firm believer in modeling behavior for kids and in using natural consequences to build an innate sense of right and wrong.

Also me: FOR THE 27TH TIME, IF YOU DON’T PICK YOUR TOYS UP OFF THE FLOOR I WILL VACUUM THEM UP AND YOU WILL HAVE NO MORE TOYS TO PLAY WITH *pulls out vacuum threateningly*

[yencid]

[darckcarnival]

HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE…

[toyosatomimi-deactivated2012111]

you know, just your regular work week.

[spookihope]

i want this to be the only news clip in existence for this time period a thousand years in the future.

[optimistic-navylove-deactivated]

my favorite phone calls will always be the ones right before bed that last an hour when we said we would only talk for a few minutes because we wanted to go to bed early but we got caught up talking about the most random things

[hennypendergrass-deactivated201]

We can chill and I can act like I don't wanna fuck

[bob-belcher]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[sleepingthrureality]

I'm the type of person that makes a decision in 2.5 seconds to drive 30 minutes to go get my nose pierced at 11:30 pm without telling anyone. Nice to meet you.

[dandylion-eyes]

They really do

[i-fell-in-love-with-him-blog1]

I am not trying to brag or anything but it takes a special woman to love a military man and not everyone can do it. So when you say things like, “you’re crazy for waiting and thinking it will work” I just smile because I know God didn’t choose you to love one of his soldiers for a reason. 

[simplgal-deactivated20160204]

Some days the loneliness hits you all at once, like a gust of wind, taking away your breath and making you long for their embrace

Excerpts from my brain / Some souls aren’t meant to be seperated (via navylovin)

[lovebrwn]

[gryffon]

cute date ideas

[sridevi]

my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”

[bex-chan-blog]

you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it

[timeturner-deactivated20160823]

#DADDY I LOVE HIM #bitch you don’t even know him

[carnivalcard]

The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.

[sigh-i-n-g-deactivated20130220]

[ladiesagainsthumanity]