Call me Dr. Crowbar...or Bia

25. Third year doctor to be. California turned island girl. Now living it up in Florida. Crazy (sexy). Also, just plain crazy. Unable to act my age most of the time. Tell me dad jokes. Or pick up lines. Or bedtime stories. Cool people don't tell you they're cool but I swear I am.

[sleepywriter08]

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[finding-art-in-everyday-life]

[cobaltnights]

[kieljamespatrick]

[bastille]

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

[icanread]

[itagnola-deactivated20181222]

can’t wait to be making breakfast for my wife while she sits on the kitchen counter in my sweatshirt and underwear

[ms-blackboots-deactivated202407]

Do men actually think these things lmao

[quietnightinthewoods-deactivate]

no lol they dont a gay girl posted this

[r-oving]

A Geography Class for Racist People

[weavemama]

TOYOTA LASAGNA

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[comadidas]

[lenaluthorsgooglesearches]

What the fuck is this “play hard to get” nonsense? I’m about to quadruple text her

[7tny]

[hiphopatihop]

[the-pea-and-the-sun]

[babyanimalgifs]

via @simonjones11

[smithandmiller]