i’m the he/him lesbian you keep hearing about

Sometimes you make a dumb joke about art school and then get stuck with a screenname bc brand recognition ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Zac, 39 (he/they)

[sheauz-deactivated20240614]

[pollen]

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[verenakauer]

"Why did Stratt pick a school teacher" — because my guy can frankenstein Venus out of plywood, some duct tape and a dream. "I'm not qualified" — buddy, you have scientific background and the resourcefulness of someone who is used to having zero budget. I love this specific part of the plot that is "let's take the guy who can problem-solve things with zero money and give him unlimited budget and see what happens".

[my-dailydreams]

[ostropest]

Happy Pride to Lena specifically 😅

my ko-fi

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[turnipfritters]

[homunculus-argument]

Oh, to be granted the power to speak to animals for just like 38 seconds, so that I could tell this pebble-brained feathery fuckass that nobody is impressed that he started singing earlier than anybody else. There's no bird pussy available at 2 am. The dames can sense your desperation. Stop screaming for at least three more hours.

[dudethatsmypillowcase]

Two eridians and their wet dog

[dumbpuppyfag]

(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

[marisatomay]

Happy Pride

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[vixvigil]

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

[cymk8]

dj shart ♟️

[patreon]

[desert-love]

[fidgetyhands]

I sometimes feel that I'm not doing enough with my life, but at least I grew my first two arms significantly before a cactus would have been expected to.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you grew your first two arms significantly before a cactus would be expected to

[ayalaatreides]

Be sure to give adolescent saguaros a thumbs up to let them know they’re doing a good job.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[mytearsrricochet]