life in the vivid meme

olena | 16 | another eternity tour

[asspostate]

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

[shock]

why does tumblr keep trying to convince me that ellen degeneres is dead

[mawile]

they have pictures of ellen mourning her own death

[stability]

[thesociaijusticecourier-deactiv]

[sleighbclls-blog]

People:*laughing three blocks away from me*

Me:It's me. They're laughing at me…

[newromantis]

I knew you were trouble when you walked in

[fionaohanlon]

[daminwayne]

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

[bebe-benzenheimer]

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

[pussylipgloss]

whoever put a hex on me..please stop 

[mirroir]

does anyone ever just slip into a mood where all you do is wander aimlessly around your house and narrate your feelings and actions in your head like you’re in a novel

[1011x00]

“listen to the voice of the earth. you’ll find him,” said her to the mockingbird. and the mockingbird sang an unknown melody as if telling her that he understood. the mockingbird flew away to find mr. spaceman. 

ー stories for rainy days, by naela ali

[shrimpbynature]

too picky to be a ho

[labias]

[venuseoks-deactivated20250916]

feeling sparkly!! 🌹

[officialcrow]

*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them

[longdeath-deactivated20150527]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

tumblypoos… have you guys heard of this tv show Family Guy??? it’s literal shitposting omg,, it’s basically thebootydiaries except it started in like 2000?? and it’s ANIMATED it’s total animation porn to look at??? how do you guys,,, not know about this it’s fucking precious?? there’s an evil gay baby stewie he’s a sinnamon roll??? WHY ARENT WE TALKING ABOUT THIS