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My name is Slender and I am a forest spirit. I own a manor with teenagers who I manipulate to do my laundry. I also like coconut. text to speech off. text to speech turn off. text to speech please turn of-

[slenderfromthewoods]

father people keep misgendering me 😞

You should assert your dominance by staring at them until you’ve gained the proper pronouns from their vocal cords.

[slenderfromthewoods]

Splendor ran out of cookies D: -🍪

He is a grown man, I believe he can gather more cookies if he wishes to do so.

[slenderfromthewoods]

//hey its the wife i changed my user again//

Welcome back! I missed you!!

I missed you too, graceful. I hope you’ve been getting my flowers and gifts I’ve been sending.

[slenderfromthewoods]

Can i start sending kayla asks again mod?

//Sure! Just don’t send too many at once :]

[slenderfromthewoods]

Dad I got a cat :DD but she’s pregnant DD:

I do not see why you are upset, unless you don’t have many hands to pet the many kittens as I do.

[slenderfromthewoods]

what was always ur dream job when u were little

To be fair, I didn't know what I wanted to be as a child. It was always changing, from chef, to childcare, to even extreme landscaping, and I never found my dream job until I was at least 101, which is pretty late in my lifespan. I always thought I wanted to be a businessman, and cooperate in trade deals for high-ranking figures in the Underrealm. And now I’m one of those high-ranking figures in the Underrealm.

[slenderfromthewoods]

(welcome back :D)

That is a very nice cat. Very pettable and sweet. A good child.

//Thank you! <3 Sorry I left for so long-

[slenderfromthewoods]

How do I not get adopted by people? I dont know how many parents I have

You need to stop being so amazing and lovable.

[slenderfromthewoods]

I'm back and I have cats! Would you like to see them? They're very cute

Yes! I like cats very much.

[kingzalgo666]

@slenderfromthewoods

[slenderfromthewoods]

HOW DID YOU FIND MY BLOG AGAIN, I BLOCKED YOU.

I can't even go into hiding without worrying about your stalker techniques finding me in the middle of Brazil.

[slenderfromthewoods]

HAHAHAHAHA

You're brilliant zalgo

-🍪

Of course I am. -Z

[slenderfromthewoods]

ZALGO YOUR A QUIVERING PUSSY

You’re* -Z

[slenderfromthewoods]

:) -Kayla, for trender. (1/??)

[slenderfromthewoods]

=) {a smiley with class -Queen} -Kayla, for trender. (2/???)

[slenderfromthewoods]

-Kayla, for trender. (3/3)

Slender: I’ll send them to him, I’m sure he would like making these for you

[slenderfromthewoods]

And i still refuse to believe a man that extra is straight. No matter what he says I refuse to let the straights talke him

Slender: Oh yes, he’s very gay.

[slenderfromthewoods]

Try it. I am a strong Slavic housewife and can take a hit.

Oh fuck he didn’t tell me that part