[slickmcrty]

Rules

1. PERSONALS/NON RP BLOGS WILL BE BLOCKED. Message me if you have an rp sideblog.

2. OC Selective & Semi-selective.

3. Reblog rp memes from the source.

4. If you have any issues with me please communicate with me rather than blocking me on sight.

5. The mun has short term memory loss so if I haven’t replied in awhile or have sent an ask more than once it’s due to my memory issues.

6. This blog will discuss themes of torture, trauma and abuse. All will be tagged accordingly.

7. Tag your callout posts. I will not tolerate drama on this blog so no sending asks or messages telling me who to not interact with. I am an adult capable of making my own decisions.

[slickmcrty]

MUSE'S MENTAL DISORDERS & VICES

Alcoholism. Amnesia. Anxiety. Appetite Loss. Binge Eating. Co-Dependence. Cynicism. Defensiveness. Denial. Depersonalization. Depression. Derealization. Devaluation. Displacement. Dissociation. Drug Abuse. Dysphoria. Emotional Detachment. Flashbacks. Flat Affect. Guilt. Hallucinations. Hypersomnia. Hypervigilance. Hypochondria. Idealization. Insomnia. Intellectualization. Introjection. Isolation. Low Self Esteem. Narcissism. Night Terrors. Obsessive Compulsion. Overeating. Panic Attacks. Passive Aggression. Paranoia. Phobias. Projection. Psychosis. Rationalization. Regression. Repression. Restrictive Eating. Risky Sex. Self-Harm. Somatization. Splitting. Sublimation. Suicidal Ideation. Sleepwalking. Suppression. Thousand Yard Stare. Triggers. Trust Issues. Violence. Whiplash. Temper.

Tagged by: @countlessrealities (literally months ago lol)

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[slickmcrty]

Evil morty verse for slick. One day he just snaps from various abuse and treatment from his various ricks he's assigned to. Kills his rick purposely and from then on lives off the grid. Attempts to kill all the ricks he can on the citadel or just goes to various different dimension to kill their ricks.

[slickmcrty]

"I literally came out as gay and my mun didn't write me at all during pride month? Seems pretty homophobic to me."

Yeah I have no excuses. Other than me liking the girls more than you.

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"hey kid, i got you that phone i said i would." it wasn't the biggest and best phone out there, but it was a smart phone so he could play games and watch videos, that's what mattered, right?

@bluesuited

The boy's eyes instantly lit up at the sight of the phone. It might have been a run of the mill smartphone but to someone like slick who was used to receiving very little it really meant to the world to him. "Wow thanks rook! It looks really cool!" Already he was turning it on and swiping through it's features. "You're the best!"

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@bluesuited

Slick gives acts of service to show rook he cares about him. Since he has issues opening up and admitting he cares about someone with words. Saying I love you is hard for him. Not only because a lot of his ricks died so he learned to not get emotionally attached and he wasn't allowed to properly grieve over his original grandpa rick dying. The system just moved him to the next rick and he was expected to brush his death off like nothing happened.

So he hasn't processed that death in a healthy way or grieved at all. He remembers him fondly but doesn't dwell too much on the man. If he does he either gets really sad to the point he's bawling or goes into a blind rage. Since the rick died protecting him.

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@bluesuited

Slick wanting to stay away from rook's work for the most part (afraid with his bad luck when it comes to rick he'll get him or one of his co workers killed. Low key would wanna go on a chill stakeout with him though) so him offering to stay home during the day most of the time. Clean up around the house and make a meal for when rook gets home. He's a decent cook.

[slickmcrty]

"Oh yeah it totally is! I mean I was sleeping on the floor when I was staying with my last rick so this is gonna be a total upgrade regardless." He said as they made their way inside. Sitting himself on the couch. Letting a soft sigh escape him.

[bluesuited]

sleeping on the---

"well you don't have to worry about that anymore, this place is now your home and i won't make you sleep on the floor." he made his way to the kitchen, opening the fridge only to see that there wasn't anything inside of it. he let out a sigh himself.

"how does pizza sound to you for supper?" that was his plan in the first place, but he didn't realize just how low he was with food in his apartment. he'd go grocery shopping later.

[slickmcrty]

Yeah his past was all kinds of fucked up but he seemed to get the worst treatment from his previous rick. A rick who could be described as a bad scientist. He had no issue opening up about it eventually. Hell the only reason he was nervous at the station was how his boss had looked at and viewed the morty.

"That sounds awesome rook. Could we maybe get bacon on it? Atleast on my side? That's like my favorite topping." Pizza also happened to be one of his favorite foods. Bacon burgers and korean corn dogs being the only ones that topped it.

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"Oh yeah sure!" He thought his phone was passable enough. Good enough to text and receive calls atleast but he was also pumped at the idea of getting a more modern one. One where he could watch videos and play games on it like his friends did. "I can totally do that. So when we get home will I be sleeping on the couch?"

[bluesuited]

getting out of the car, rook listened to the question and shook his head.

"nah, i have a guest room that you can stay in," he's never once used the room, so at least it would be clean for slick. upon opening the passanger's side door, rook had a smile on his face. "there's not much to my apartment, but hey, beats having to stay in morty town." he said as he lead the other inside.

there would be a television set in the living room with a couch and chair, in the kitchen there was a fridge, stove, dishwasher with a bar top.

"i hope it's to your liking," it was his home from now on, hopefully he liked it.

[slickmcrty]

"Oh yeah it totally is! I mean I was sleeping on the floor when I was staying with my last rick so this is gonna be a total upgrade regardless." He said as they made their way inside. Sitting himself on the couch. Letting a soft sigh escape him.

[slickmcrty]

Okay maybe he was a little overexcited but he couldn't help it. It had been so long since he caught a break like this. Part of him was hesitant to go with him to work considering his own track record. Not all of his ricks had just sent him back after all. A majority had run into accidents. Accidents that earned the boy the nickname jinx.

"That honestly sounds nice. Usually the only breaks I got was when they were looking for a new rick to assign me to. That or when I would sneak off to hang out with my friends." They had been the only real family he had since his grandpa died.

[bluesuiited]

running off to hang out with his friends.

"are they still around here in the citadel?" he wanted slick to be comfortable in this arrangement, and if that meant he could go visit his friends while he was at work in the meantime, maybe that would be the best course of action. "i don't want you to feel trapped in the apartment while i go to work, so if they are still around i'd rather you let me know when you do leave so i don't get worried if i come home early and you're not around."

he then thought.

"do you have a cell phone?"

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The boy gave a nod of confirmation. "Yeah they're all around. They've had the same ricks for awhile now so they don't move as much as they used to." Slick was the only one among them that still struggled with that until now. Another nod was given before he pulled out his cell phone. It was a pretty cheap one. Not modern at all just a burner phone. Not like he could afford much better. "You want me to send you a text when I leave and tell you where I'm going?"

[slickmcrty]

"I know you're not. You're nice. Really nice. I got pretty lucky getting placed with you." It had been so long since he was given any affection from one of his ricks. So the pat on his head really meant the world to slick. As did the offer to sit up front with him. "Oh yes please!" He immediately took him up on it.

A giddy grin overtaking his expression as they made their way to his car. The boy happily strapping himself in. "So since you're a cop does that mean I'll be at your place most of the time or will you ask for my help with stuff? I've been with a lot of different rick so I've also filled different roles as a sidekick you know?"

[bluesuiited]

the transformation of slick was of night and day, and not that rook was against it, in fact he was glad that he could see him being a good person--even if he himself still had nightmares of killing his old partner for him being so corrupted.

once he got into the car, he too buckled up but didn't start the car right away, instead he thought about the questions slick shot out at him.

"well, right now let's get you settled in," he didn't want slick to be subjected with the day to day shit that he did right off the bat. "we can talk about you coming to work with me if you want in a few days, okay?" that's when he started the car, already taking off to his side of the citadel.

[slickmcrty]

Okay maybe he was a little overexcited but he couldn't help it. It had been so long since he caught a break like this. Part of him was hesitant to go with him to work considering his own track record. Not all of his ricks had just sent him back after all. A majority had run into accidents. Accidents that earned the boy the nickname jinx.

"That honestly sounds nice. Usually the only breaks I got was when they were looking for a new rick to assign me to. That or when I would sneak off to hang out with my friends." They had been the only real family he had since his grandpa died.

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Almost instantly the boy got up from his seat and pulled the man in for a hug. His grin as wide as ever. He couldn't remember the last time he was this happy. Not to mention relieved. "Thank you so much rook! I promise I won't disappoint you! I'll be the best morty you could ask for! I'll try my very best." At some point he would have to alert him of just why he was passed around to other ricks so much but that could be for another day. This was a night for celebration.

[bluesuiited]

he wasn't use to this kind of affection, but when slick hugged him, the taller patted him on the top of his head.

"hey, i said i was going to get you to a safe place, didn't i?" he said before kneeling down to look at slick in the eyes. "and don't worry too much about all that stuff, alright? i'm not like other rick's," if that wasn't obvious from the get go, he actually cared for those he deems family.

right now rook knew there were things in this morty's past, but he wasn't about to ask him about it. slick would come to him when he feels like it.

"i'll have to do paperwork, but right now let's get you settled in my apartment," he was already ushering slick out of the precinct and back into his car. "you can sit up front this time if you want."

[slickmcrty]

"I know you're not. You're nice. Really nice. I got pretty lucky getting placed with you." It had been so long since he was given any affection from one of his ricks. So the pat on his head really meant the world to slick. As did the offer to sit up front with him. "Oh yes please!" He immediately took him up on it.

A giddy grin overtaking his expression as they made their way to his car. The boy happily strapping himself in. "So since you're a cop does that mean I'll be at your place most of the time or will you ask for my help with stuff? I've been with a lot of different rick so I've also filled different roles as a sidekick you know?"

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Slick's face fell at the mention of morty town. He'd never been there himself but he heard all the horror stories. He was worried if they dropped him there he'd be as good as dead or atleast struggle enough where he'd wish he was.

His expression instantly brightened up at not only the rick defending him but offering to take him in. It was like his luck was turning around for the better. He wanted to hug him but he didn't wanna upset his boss further. "Yeah! Him! I wanna go with rook! I choose him if you know I get a choice in this."

[bluesuiited]

the investigator looked at both of them who seemed to want this more than anything and he just shrugged his shoulders and began to stand from his seat.

"alright, but know that you're going to be doing all the paperwork for this," he said to rook, who didn't seem to care in the slightest. he would do all the paperwork for all the ricks in this building if it meant he would get what he wanted.

"right sir! i won't let you down!" he saluted as the rick walked out of the room, leaving rook and slick to themselves. "i guess you got a new rick, huh?" he was definitely going to be ordering pizza tonight.

[slickmcrty]

Almost instantly the boy got up from his seat and pulled the man in for a hug. His grin as wide as ever. He couldn't remember the last time he was this happy. Not to mention relieved. "Thank you so much rook! I promise I won't disappoint you! I'll be the best morty you could ask for! I'll try my very best." At some point he would have to alert him of just why he was passed around to other ricks so much but that could be for another day. This was a night for celebration.

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"I'm usually the reason he gets upset." He admits while rubbing the back of his neck. His rick had a bad temper and he was usually on the other end of it.

"He does all kinds of similar work. He likes to do experiments on me. You know to test his potions and inventions." He began glancing at rook to feel a bit more at ease.

Taking a breath he continued on. "To see how effective they are. So he creates these serums that act as painkillers for you know the process of going through said experiments. So I guess I can see why he was upset? But this time he got pretty extreme. I really thought he was gonna kill me this time."

[bluesuiited]

hearing all of this, rook wanted to get his hands on this rick just to show him a thing or five about how to treat their grandsons. but for now he would give slick a look of reassurance, knowing just how brave he was being right now.

"right, well," he set the notepad down to show the crude drawings he had been working on while slick was explaining everything. "your rick doesn't want anything to do with you anymore, saying you're becoming too much trouble for what you're worth." he said with a sigh, a hand running through his hair. "so we don't know what to do with you right now, you might be on a one way ticket to morty town."

and that's when rook couldn't hold his tongue.

"let me take hm in!" he said as he slammed down his hands upon the table, making the rick jump slightly. "i don't have a morty of my own," he's never had one if he were honest. "i could take him in."

"you sure that's what you want to do? you know his track record, right?" rick asked him as rook nodded, not giving a damn.

"i'll take care of him."

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Slick's face fell at the mention of morty town. He'd never been there himself but he heard all the horror stories. He was worried if they dropped him there he'd be as good as dead or atleast struggle enough where he'd wish he was.

His expression instantly brightened up at not only the rick defending him but offering to take him in. It was like his luck was turning around for the better. He wanted to hug him but he didn't wanna upset his boss further. "Yeah! Him! I wanna go with rook! I choose him if you know I get a choice in this."

[slickmcrty]

Yeah slick was definitely uneasy now. Sure rook was there but with all the shouting not to mention the more intimidating man across from him he was definitely feeling on edge now. "Oh geez okay." He said nervously before gulping.

"My rick he was working on one of his experiments. I accidentally bumped into the table and one of his serums fell to the floor spilling everywhere and he got really mad. More mad then usual you know? He got pretty violent."

[bluesuiited]

"mmhm, mmhm," rick nodded as he took the pen and paper in his hands, doodling on it rather than taking notes. "so you were the reason that your rick got all upset, what exactly was in the serums to get him so worked up?" after all, it had to be something for a rick to get so violent.

"are you kidding me? who cares what the serum was, do you see the marks and bruises on the boy?" oh rook was on some thin ice right now yelling at his superior as he turned to the cop.

"you can either shut the fuck up, or leave, your choice."

at that rook toned it down, he didn't want to get thrown out of this place, he was suppose to be here for slick, that's wat mattered the most.

[slickmcrty]

"I'm usually the reason he gets upset." He admits while rubbing the back of his neck. His rick had a bad temper and he was usually on the other end of it.

"He does all kinds of similar work. He likes to do experiments on me. You know to test his potions and inventions." He began glancing at rook to feel a bit more at ease.

Taking a breath he continued on. "To see how effective they are. So he creates these serums that act as painkillers for you know the process of going through said experiments. So I guess I can see why he was upset? But this time he got pretty extreme. I really thought he was gonna kill me this time."

[slickmcrty]

Slick felt a little nervous during the ride itself but that had nothing to do with how the man acted. If anything the rick was like a breath of fresh air. It had been so long since he'd actually been around a nice version of his grandpa. Either he came across ones downright abusive or ones who didn't wanna deal with him. Seeing the morty as a waste of space or a burden.

"Uh okay. I think I can do that." He gave the man a soft reassuring smile as he hopped out of the car. Soon following him inside. His expression soon morphed to that of nerves though. Both at having to talk about what happened worried he'd get his previous rick in trouble and the fact that the police station was so busy. He did however wonder just where this safe space would be.

[bluesuiited]

once inside the station, rook knew just how many looks the both of them would get, from both ricks and morty's, what he wasn't ready for was all the screaming as they were in the interrogation room. but he would stay as close to slick as he could in this moment.

"i told you, it wasn't his fa---" a hand came up from the rick across the table before looking at slick, a scowl on his face.

"i want to hear his side of the story," he started as he took the cup of coffee from the table and sipped on it. "so, slick morty, what exactly happened between you and your rick?" he had a pen and paper, ready to write down everything that was important--which to rick's would be nothing especially from a morty who's already who knows how many ricks deep.

[slickmcrty]

Yeah slick was definitely uneasy now. Sure rook was there but with all the shouting not to mention the more intimidating man across from him he was definitely feeling on edge now. "Oh geez okay." He said nervously before gulping.

"My rick he was working on one of his experiments. I accidentally bumped into the table and one of his serums fell to the floor spilling everywhere and he got really mad. More mad then usual you know? He got pretty violent."