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Visual roleplay and ask blog based on the Tupperbox community q and a and source material from "Lazytown" and the works of Missy Draws. Please continue below and read the information under the cut.
Aliases/Nicknames: Too many to count! Honorable mentions include "Blue Elf", "Overactive Jumping Bean", "Sportaspud", and "Spob"
Gender: Masculine leaning; he/him pronouns
Powers/Species: elf- known for their functional immortality, incredible stamina, and ability to blend in seamlessly with humans
Physical Age: 39
Height: 5'9"
Eye Color: light blue
Hair Color: dark blonde
Bio: Sportacus is LazyTown's resident action-health superhero. Alerted to trouble by a large crystal on his uniform, he's ready in a flash to save the day! Patient and kind and always understanding, he doesn't tell the kids of LazyTown what to do- choosing to lead by example to give them room to learn and grow on their own.
Processed sugar is his greatest weakness.
💕 Significant Other: Miss Sophia Mansnoozie, the town literacy tutor 💕
Sportacus is in a happy exclusive monogamous relationship and is not looking for a third, you may send romantic asks and he will be happy to entertain a platonic friendship but be aware that your advances WILL be rejected. Please do not ask to date him, privately or otherwise or send him starters designed to coerce him into a romantic scene. He is not interested. Asks, jokes, and memes about Sportacus and Robbie being "secretly in love", "divorced", or otherwise implied to be in any romantic relationship with each other are not welcome and will result in immediate revocation of access to this blog and its contents. We don't do that here. SportaSteph content is not welcome, this blog is firmly against Proshipping and any asks from underage characters insinuating a mutual relationship or about Sportacus dating underage characters under any circumstance including plots where he is magically aged down will be directly reported to the relevant investigatory agencies. Get help.
Asks about his relationship otherwise are welcome and will appear under the #SportaSophie tag but attempts to replace the established significant other listed above will be ignored and may result in further restriction from interacting with this blog- the answer is a hard no!!
Sportacus is an orphan who comes from a troubled background and the likelihood of him working the mines with relatives is slim to none. As such he won't be related to your character unless discussed beforehand ( Find me here! ) Likewise, he has not met your character unless we’ve agreed that they have, or if your character belongs to the lore that’s part of his source material. Don’t hesitate to ask though, I’m a sucker for found family and would love to add to his, he can always use more friends, siblings, and adoptive children! He does not, however, owe you his love or compassion and sympathy baiting will not be taken lightly. He is the town hero, not the town therapist. If you or someone you know are struggling to stay safe, please contact your local suicide hotline!
You do not have permission to kill, maim, traumatize, or otherwise seriously harm my characters physically or otherwise. Additionally, this blog is an all ages blog. To keep it that way, asks and starters intended for mature audiences will be omitted.
Original characters, characters from most other fandoms, and self inserts are, of course more all than welcome to interact. Sportacus is paired with one here after all! * Will not interact with content pertaining to Steven Universe or its fans including roleplayers of the characters. The Diamonds in particular makes me deeply uncomfortable and I do not wish to invite people who support them to this blog. * Will not interact with content pertaining to the SportaRobbie ship including roleplayers of the characters. I the mun will never support the pairing or feature any content for it on this blog. It makes me extremely uncomfortable and I do not want that content here. If your muse is one half of the ship or is romantically interested in the other, I ask that you not interact, thanks <3
I run this blog on spare time and spare energy. Because of this, more often than not I favor simple asks and light starters over longer and more serious posts.
Additionally, art reblogs are hand picked to match my interpretation of the characters to enhance immersion. Because of that, posts depicting other pairings, designs, and headcanons are excluded.
Failure to respect the boundaries outlined in this post will result in revocation of access to this blog and its contents
