Devious slimey man

I'm that one guy

[slime-the-awesomeguy]

Guess who?

SLIME!!!!! (or simon) 🍮

so hi, hello!!! welcome to the most awesome(mediocre) blog you'll ever find!!!

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I have adhd, i do art stuff like drawing, animating and im even an author :3

I have many-a interest, but my main ones are Ena(joel-g), D&D, writing, drawing, animating, roleplaying, minecraft!!!, Sam & Max (the freelance police), Sr pelo/spooky month, TWOMP(the world of mr. plant), DHMIS, smiling friends and many more!!! don't be afraid to ask if I like something because if anything I'll probably end up saying yes or asking you to tell me about it

@slimethegui • Pronouns.page

Whats up!! 🇵🇸 🍮 Call me Slime or Simon! -*° ✶ · ·· ✶ ° *✸. *+_ ✶ · ° ✶ *+_ .✸ I…

-- edit note: im not suuuper active on here anymore so just lyk

[nothorses]

the trans male experience is being afraid that if you wash your hands in a public men's restroom you will be clocked

[actual-mothman]

one time I went in the men's room at a bar, got clocked and told I needed to leave so later I walked up to that dude at a table with some chick and announced to her that He Doesn't Wash His Hands After Handling His Dick and walked away

[nothorses]

you are quite literally braver than any U.S. marine

[egberts]

blast my stupid baja life

[pouletpourri]

come chill with us

[lizziebartfest]

It's not always about the money spiderman

It's about the Mets baby!!!!!!!!!!

[ph-cutie]

sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

[slime-the-awesomeguy]

yeh!

[slime-the-awesomeguy]

what if I drew him pregnant

[bugofmanynames]

his name is steve mckickflip

[sa7urn9]

I made a friend!!!!!!! is that okay

idk what her name should be😔

[bugofmanynames]

OMG SHE'S SO COOL

something about roller skating tricks or something to keep the theme going

[sa7urn9]

her name is now susie rollerderby queen

ehheheehehe

[bugofmanynames]

YAAAAAY

[loish]

I’m dutch, so I’m destined to paint epic cloudscapes.

[krasnoarmeyets]

the author's barely disguised longing to be a real person

[krasnoarmeyets]

the author's barely disguised longing to not be a real person

[tealfruitarts]

do you think toby ever got inspiration from his fans

[tealfruitarts]

he deserves to feel cute after all his hard work

[anistarrose]

The sentences "Asexuals can still have sex" and "Aromantics can still date" need to go up on the high shelf for everyone except aces and aros talking about their own experiences. From now on, everyone else has to use the revolutionary new phrase "Asexuals and aromantics can do whatever the fuck they want forever."

[aromanticofficial]

i'm always saying this

[artsymeeshee]

Woodsy/Cottagecore outfits 🍄🌲

[leo-artista]

[caraline-nsft]

[sharknado-three]

[ID: "Why don't you make the first move" I'm autistic and making the first move feels like sexual harassment

End ID.]

[ebiwren]

I'm curious, what languages do my mutuals know?

I speak both English and German, and I know some very basic phrases of Finnish, Spanish, and French.

Tag your mutuals!!

@serene-sky-kid @halcyon-xxy @plutonium-sky @ari-skycotl @arsolitaforever @beigetiger @ejsuperstar

If I forgot you, I'm sorry, and don't be afraid to join in regardless <3

[hellfiremike]

i speak Spanish sometimes but that's the only language I know

@potofwill @wisermoon @finnaticccc @letterbetter13 @bersdir @hazyyspiderr @ripoff-mike-wheeler @grannybers @lottspiderlee @billiebyler @bluemeetsyellow456 @bluemeetsyellowblahblah7437 @onlymelonlyy @by3rsfilmed @insaneaboutbyler @bycharlie @scroofy-was-here @meepmorp1232 @willbyersapologist @jollyformaldehyde @hereformiwi

[bluemeetsyellow456]

thanks for tagging me! Well, I'm German so I speak German, duh. I also speak English and I know a liiiiittle bit of French because I had it in school and some Japanese cause I took some classes.

I'll just tag some more people, hope that's okay <3

@willfreakbyers @moonlight-froggy @bylerrhearts @shadowyyyidk @bylerworld @ode-to-berlermo

[moonlight-froggy]

thanks for the tagging :) and omg you are German?? Me toooooo so yea,i speak German and English and a little tiny bit of Spanish (Duolingo 😔✊ and i'm gonna have it as a subject next year)

@willfreakbyers @atwtmvtvftvsagvralps11 @camp-jupiter-demigod @byler-brainrot @thewisewill80sbyers @cabin13winion @caitlinpillar

[cabin13winion]

thanks for the tag lmao

I speak Portuguese cause my mum is Brazilian and I speak English cause my dad is British

I also speak a lot of Spanish (thanks mum) and small amounts of Greek and Japanese and French (Duolingo core lmao)

Tags: @alchemy-and-royalty @inbedfturmum @pjo-tvs-version @cassandraofcain @hellowstar21 @crespuded-16 @crims0nr0s3 @da-beear @ihaveopinionsonalotofthings + whoever

[darlingcharmingisalesbian]

thanks for the tag lol

I'm a basic bitch I really on speak English (British English I refuse to succumb to American English even if I'm writing American characters)

I also speak a few phases of Russian, Greek Latin, Italian (duolingo) very little German and Spanish as a lesson in skl. I also did Feench in Yr 7 before moving to Spanish but I don't remember shit except from Je m'appelle Mae, comment vas-tu ? I also know a little bit gaelic bc I'm like a quarter Scottish 👍🏻

tags: @lumnarus @percabethmatters @sevsalio @pjotwitter @writetrash3 @crespuded-16 @percyjackson4lfe +any1else

[percyjackson4lfe-deactivated202]

I speak English, and a tiny bit of French because of my Grand-mère, who lives in Mauritius and the key language there is French 😑 and my mom speaks it too

@annabethchase11211 @charliegray123 @daughter-of-pasithea @eggsfr @fleur-9 @fanofcatchysongz @fellouttamypants-deactivated202 @flowers4elise @gh0stwithaheart @hunt3r-0f-art3m1s @ibiteashittonpeople @i-am-a-fish @justthatwalkerscobellgirl @jazzythecuber @koko-blueturtle @leoleodofogo @moongazer13 @needfriendsblog @ofteethandtongues @perseusjsonofsea @rosedragon28 @veryfurymilkshake @whentheysaidspeaknow13 @xoxonights @your-local-loserboy @zippyskyfalls @that-little-lychee @thatonegenderfluidmess @nikarayneart @luchios666

[luchios666]

Thanks for the tag, lol XP

I speak English. I learnt Japanese for 3yrs and used to be fluent but not so much anymore. 😅 Like, I used to be able to count to 100, but now I can only count to 10 as well as some basic phrases (greetings, please/thank you, etc).

I know a small amount of Spanish and Russian. I know one or two words in Arabic, French and Portuguese.

AND I'm learning German, Latin and Italian on Duolingo. OH and I'm also learning Auslan as well; for those who don't know, Auslan is Australian Sign Language. (=

So yeah, lol XD

@shishigoesweeeeee @lucid-cups @tigersamess

[lucid-reblogs]

ik english, ASL, latin, a lil bit of greek, and am working on french :3

@x-lee-cya @stoned-frog @pr0blematic-h0unds @pro-at-licking-cheese @fukounaboy @outlying-hyppocrate

[pro-at-licking-cheese-deactivat]

I know english, Spanish (first language) and I know how to type in Korean but I gave up on it so I forgot most stuff

@blue-berry-is-a-star-sans @sweetashe @ghosty-dsmp @candyd1v3r

[sweetashe]

English fluently and im learning spanish

[myl0l0v3scl0uds]

english and a little french (i can somewhat read french and am able to say a few phrases and words)

[mintbecrazy]

I am fluent in Russian and really good at speaking English. Also i had been learning Chinese for like 4 years but it was unsuccessful. But i am planning on picking it up again in near future

@whydousernamesevenexist @snrland @sprinty-ua @voparwave69

[voparwave69]

Very nice...I speak English and a pathetic amount of Hindi but my friend at the gas station was so happy I knew any at all and he taught me a very sweet greeting :o) I do know enough I would use it to warn my fiance to not talk to our crackhead roommate and to not drink the beer but I know to him I sounded like a caveman talking.

@serketveggie @deceitfulmelvinator77

[deceitfulmelvinator77-deactivat]

english is my strongest suit, i can perfectly grasp hindi (my pronunciation is garbage), and i have learned french on a formal level with an amateur teacher

@slime-the-awesomeguy @jjcocker

[slime-the-awesomeguy]

ENGLISH!!!!!!!!!!! and then a little bit of russian, and then some french and spanish i literally cant have a conversation in any of the langauges besides english