John Awesome

Slim Jim a minimal and clean theme designed with one and only thing in mind – your content. It’s highly customizable so you can give it your very own unique style.

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Daleks in Manhattan

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in.

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The Cyber House Rules

Ugh, it's filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we're at it? Daylight and everything. I don't 'need' to drink. I can quit anytime I want! Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? Bender, being God isn't easy. 

Bender, hurry! This fuel's expensive! Also, we're dying! Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. Fetal stemcells, aren't those controversial? Check it out, y'all. Everyone who was invited is here. I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool. Is the Space Pope reptilian!?

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Sir Lancelot

How do you know she is a witch? Well, how'd you become king, then? On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. She looks like one.

Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! And the hat. She's a witch! Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. Shut up! Will you shut up?! I have to push the pram a lot. Well, she turned me into a newt.

Shut up! The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. Well, how'd you become king, then?

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It’s not in the vulgar, it’s not in the shock that one finds art. And it’s not in the excessively beautiful. It’s in between; it’s in nuance.

Duane Michals

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The rebel force

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like…suicide. I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him.

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like…suicide. I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him.I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct.

She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod.

Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There'll be no one to stop us this time!

Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. Leave that to me.

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Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed.

The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. You mean it controls your actions? Red Five standing by.

Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can't possibly… Alderaan?

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Some hip-hop. Cannot believe I'm actually posting it. Sounds good though.

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Hi. I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Some Confidence, Stupid!" How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

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Life on the Fast Lane

I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there's too many fat children.

Oh, I'm in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don't have to listen to myself. I'm drunk. You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! Stan Lee never left. I'm afraid his mind is no longer in mint condition.

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Amigos

Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.'

No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I'm afraid I just blue myself. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. I'm half machine. I'm a monster.

Army had half a day. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Guy's a pro. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Steve Holt! Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.

I've opened a door here that I regret. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" Steve Holt! Army had half a day.

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You'll have all the Slurm you can drink when you're partying with Slurms McKenzie! Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. A true inspiration for the children. A true inspiration for the children. Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be…

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People talking

Mia: Don't you hate that?

Vincent: What?

Mia: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?

Vincent: I don't know. That's a good question.

Mia: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.

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Slim Jim features

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We can’t solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.

- Albert Einstein

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This is really nice music. Have been listening to that for a while and it is perfect for late evenings when you are chilling. Glass of scotch also works pretty well.