Slinkanora

Honestly, I don't care what you think I am, I am still the goddess of Pettiness and Fucking with the patriarchy. I out lived Neanderthals and I will out live you punks. But at least we had fun.

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Why is your blogged cencored?

Shortly after I turned 19, I had the sudden realization that I could post nudes of myself to work on my self-confidence, which I wouldn't be able to do anywhere else. December came around and then since I do blog quite often, those nudes were so far back that I couldn't even find them to delete them, so I moved to a backup account, which is simply just my first name.

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Moving to @slinkanora

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Moving to @slinkanora

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So, I am explicit... gonna go to backup.

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Hey, my fuckers. If you miss me, kik me, it is Slinkanora, because what else am I going to use?

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As the final hours dwindle down, I am going to make bread.

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And it will get flagged.

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Turns out it won't be ready in any time.

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everyone at tumblr on december 16, 11:59 PM right before staff bans titties for eternity:

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Not to be dramatic but femininity is literally a trap.

A few months ago I decided to stop shaving, just to try it out. All my previous attempts had failed because it’s just so physically uncomfortable. I actually had no idea what my post-pubescent body naturally looked like. I was 12 the first time I shaved my armpits. I noticed a few hairs after looking in the mirror while shaving my legs (something I for some reason already felt the need to do at 12), became extremely ashamed that I hadn’t noticed them earlier and shaved them off. And then I just kept doing that for years without ever stopping. I got so used to associating not shaving (for even a few days) with the constant discomfort of being poked with sharp stubble that I forgot that hair that just naturally grows doesn’t hurt.

And it’s not just that shaving makes not shaving uncomfortable. Most women’s clothes essentially mandate hairlessness by design. Tights and leggings pull on your leg hair when you put them on. Bikini bottoms require a wax so hair that men can just have doesn’t show. 

Heels can literally shorten your muscles and make it incredibly painful (if not impossible) to walk in normal shoes. 

Makeup damages your skin, requiring you to buy skincare products to compensate. It skews your perception of what your face should look like, turning your natural face into a list of flaws to be fixed.

Defaulting to shaving every time you take a shower and putting on makeup every morning means you only don’t do those things when you haven’t showered or were running late. It means hairy women are unhygienic and women who don’t wear makeup are lazy and bad at time management.

Girls learn to perform femininity when they’re literal children and too young to think critically about it, and for most women that upholds itself their entire lives. You don’t just stop doing something when you haven’t known anything else since childhood. You can’t just drop one thing from this entire system of everything that’s expected of women, something that so carefully fits together. 

So many women are essentially just trapped in doing something they started without ever thinking about it and there’s no way to not be dramatic about that.

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I thought the first line said feminism amd i kept waiting to an explanation as to why it was bad

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Honestly, I don't shave. It is to much hassle. I may pluck my few hairs that think they are a goatee, because they don't get with the program like the blonde hairs my mother's ginger ass passed down to me, and once a year, the pits get trimmed so I don't die of excessive heat, but it isn't necessary further north.

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I mean….

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A rat jumped on me trying to get away from my dogs... I am gonna go get drunk.

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Doc, what are the top five items food banks LOVE to receive? I'm doing a collection soon and want to ask for specifics.

MONEY. WE WANT MONEY. MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY. WE CAN DO SO MUCH WITH IT. WE HAVE ACCESS TO DEALS YOU COULD NEVER. MONEY

That aside.

 I’m only going to talk about food items but if your food bank takes personal items, a lot of times diapers, feminine hygiene products, etc, are very very welcome. 

1) Canned chicken and beef 

looooooove this stuff. It’s expensive, it lasts forever, it tastes good and it can be used a variety of ways. This stuff is fucking catnip to food banks, it’s so hard for us to provide proteins. 

2) Fancy nut butters

Peanut butter is a standby for food banks as a shelf-stable inexpensive protein, but if we have a family with a kid with a peanut allergy that’s not going to work. Non-peanut butters are expensive and it’s something we hardly ever see donated. (we also like peanut butter, but that’s easier for us to buy ourselves than non-peanut butters)

3) Canned or packaged tuna

You may notice a trend here in shelf-stable proteins. And yeah. That’s basically it, so I’m not going to keep harping on it. But this stuff is a godsend. 

4) Easy breakfast things for kids (Granola bars, instant oatmeal, and the like) 

Whatever Donald Trump tells you, most people who get food from food banks are actually working their asses off and so they have to leave Obama to raise their baby or whatever, and they don’t have a lot of time in the morning. Things like this that kids can make for themselves are expensive. (Another trend you may be noticing–donate shit that costs a lot of money. That helps us more than all the shitty green bean cans in the world) But they are so helpful for busy working families where the parents may not have a set schedule and sometimes little Amanda is making her own breakfast before she runs off to school. Don’t let kids go to school hungry. 

5) Shelf-stable juice

This is one people never think of! But if you show up with a bunch of (preferably reduced sugar stuff) bottles of juice at my door, oh man, you are gonna get so many check mark and okay hand emoticons. This stuff is great for kids, and it doesn’t require refrigeration until it’s opened, so it works great for food drives. 

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But seriously, give money

And it’s way better food, too, anything you get prepackaged has A TON of sugar and/or salt in it…collecting cans may be more exciting than writing a check, but if the point is to help people, the check is going to get a lot more done

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Yoooooo heads up for those of you with kids, I know this time of year schools start holding canned food drives so keep this in mind if you’re able to give.

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As the final hours dwindle down, I am going to make bread.

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And it will get flagged.

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As the final hours dwindle down, I am going to make bread.

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Venom ate people Megamind respected a woman's boundaries. It's 2018 the bar is so low that those are the defining sides of the bar.

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it was an honor being horny with you all