Slippery Tiger

my life is like a a piece of steel it's pretty metal

[astarionsass]

A+ QUALITY TELVISNON

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[spuddddddd]

[superbatmance]

[markusbones]

[sweetchildofdixie-deactivated20]

God I love Tumblr.

[karkatcarrotcake]

[panphilosopher]

THE LAST FUCKING ONE

[aisforarthur]

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

I agree so hard

[best-of-funny]

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[niknak79]

[papiyahead-deactivated20160505]

Dat ass

[bobbyfinger]

This 30-second video of Nicki Minaj explaining what “beez in the trap” means is the most important and wonderful thing I’ve seen today.

[virhoe-blog]

Visit Original Link

[newestvegas]

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

[hummingbird-hooligan]

This show is fucking brilliant.

[best-of-funny]

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[pissgoddess-deactivated20130521]

[prjectcastor]

she had a tough time getting out of the block pit

IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.

[cyberacat]

YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS

OKAY

I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

[melodicscavenger-deactivated202]

WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

[inklins]

Is it bad that I actually want to go into one of these just to see how it feels?

[feywildwest]

ALRIGHT LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING ABOUT THE BLOCK PITS

THERE IS A ROPE THAT YOU SWING OFF TO DIVE INTO THIS THING BUT FUCK THE ROPE BECAUSE THAT SHIT ONLY DUMPS YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PIT WHICH IS NOT WHERE YOU WANT TO BE. WHEN YOU’RE A LITTLE KID THIS WAS TERRIFYING BECAUSE THAT SHIT WAS DEEP TO AN ADULT, WHEN YOU’RE FOUR FEET TALL FALLING INTO THIS THING IS ESSENTIALLY GETTING SUCKED INTO THE PITS OF HELL BECAUSE THERE IS NO ESCAPE THERE IS NO FLOOR YOU JUST SINK UNTIL YOU FALL OUT THE OTHER END INTO HELL OR THE VOID OR MIDDLE EARTH, NO ONE KNOWS BECAUSE NO ONE SURVIVES. THIS IS WHERE THEY SENT YOU AS ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT IN GYMNASTICS. LITTLE SALLY JUST PUSHED SAMMY OFF A BAR YOU SAY? LITTLE SALLY HAS TO GO SIT IN THE BLOCK PIT AND THINK ABOUT WHAT SHE DID ON HER WAY DOWN.

[cravings]

[violeteyebeams]

So I caught this Litleo earlier and…..it looked like this. ._.

Is this a special kind…? A glitch…? I don’t even…?

[kingdomheartstwo-deactivated201]

is that deadmau5

[longscarydream]

UIT IS MISSING NO. GET READY TO HAVE YOUR GAME DELETED LOL 1337

[allkindsoffuck-deactivated20180]

WHOA

[rupismellsalot-deactivated20140]

Soooooo tired of social justice on here to the point where I wish everyone was offensive blogging. At least it was light hearted and fun now everything is serious and you have to be politically correct 1000% of the time

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

[p0ttedplant]

[placiddream]

the easter island heads have bodies

[ripyzma-deactivated20141217]

they aint got dicks tho

[simsgonewrong]

Come, sit down.

[thefruitythebooty]

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’

[milkdays-archive-blog]

sittin in math class like

[24ozsteak]

i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

[aporroth]

did you say yes

DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES

[24ozsteak]

[munchausenbyproxy]

this week on ‘i didn’t know it was homestuck’

[24ozsteak]

this isn’t homestuck what

[memrise]

James Chapman’s animal sounds illustrations are so cool!