Sestra

Tear down the house that I grew up in I'll never be the same again Take everything that I've collected, and throw it in a pile

[prjectcastor]

I'm still alive, don't really plan to ever truly use this website again. Might just get on every once and a while to jut check and see what's happening.

[episodechooseyourstory]

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[prjectcastor]

I didn't come back for a day to see this shit

[christophermoran]

[thistallawkwardgirl-deactivated]

I’m screaming in 10 different languages

[four-toed-creed]

Conference Room Board: Meeting Themes

[redlips-shakinhips-blog]

I had no idea that was the post I’ve been waiting for

[cinegasmic]

real life

[scp372]

it costs $0.00 to keep ur anti-candy corn agenda to yourself

[dkjsgidokfsasfgdsf-deactivated2]

and it costs like 7.75$ to actually eat wax disguised as candy so whos better off here

[crcordium]

She is a gift

[baetology]

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

[bumblebeebats]

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

[librarianarchy-deactivated20171]

I love when small children identify all quadripedal animals as “doggy!”

It always reminds me of the time Plato offered the definition of a human as any “featherless biped” and Diogenes busted into the Academy with a plucked chicken screaming, “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[captoring]

i love the implication you were there when it happened. good times right

[swarnpert]

male country artists: i love my truck and my beers

female country artists: i am going to kill my husband

[bewbin]

Why do you want to be a comedian?

the free stool with a glass of water on it 

[bananastagram]

i’m sorry but you’ve literally got the last four presidents telling you to vote for one candidate. what more could you possibly want than four dudes telling you that someone is such bad news that two of them are willing to go against their own political party to say so. like. HONESTLY.

[theproblematicblogger]

Twitter is fun

[what-is-this-fruitsnackery]

My cousin is trying to toilet train her 20 pound cat and she sent me this and I’m crying

[zombies-with-radios]

sometimes art manifests itself in unlikely places

[sagihairius]

i hate public bathrooms for all the obvious reasons but also because one time somebody in the next stall silently reached under and untied my shoe

[atthellolab]

The whale.