Business Rat Incorporated

Allergic to pseudoscience

[slipperypuppet]

www.howtofeelcatharsiswithoutdoinganything.com

[jingerpi]

I had a really good post but I forgot it so you'll just have to trust me on this one

[slipperypuppet]

so glad I have big tits because it means I don’t need to have anything else going for me

[neurodivergentaf]

im dying i completely forgot this conversation i had with a friend three years ago 😭

[slipperypuppet]

gosh, isn’t the human experience pathetic?

[thatsbelievable]

[thatsbelievable]

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[slipperypuppet]

..gang it sort of seems like no one knows why we put a 1 after the word one.

[badgersandbees]

Every single non trans woman who proclaims to be an ally absolutely needs to be posting about how goddamn transmisogynist staff is.

Because when trans women dare to speak up for themselves, Tumblr nukes their blogs.

We need to be fucking loud about this, daily, because Tumblr staff is specifically targeting and deleting trans women who are not breaking ToS and who often have fundraisers up FOR THEIR SURVIVAL.

By deleting these blogs repeatedly, Tumblr staff is saying loud and clear what they hope happens to these girls.

Are y'all okay with that? Because if not we need to be posting about it more because we have seen by now it's incredibly fucking unlikely this sites moderation will delete our blogs for it because we are not trans women

Tumblr staff and CEO Matt Mullenweg want trans women in need to not be able to post their fundraisers, meaning they are okay with these women dying.

[berrycobbler]

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

[librarylurker]

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

[specialagentartemis]

Intelligent alien species based on bugs but specifically those moths that don’t have mouths and only live for a week after they pupate. This species’ whole conscious life is actually in the larval phase; larvae are the ones considered people, larvae are the ones with conscious and complex brains who build society, and each instar of the larva is treated as a different phase of life. Larvae become emotionally and socially and cognitively mature without ever becoming sexually mature. When they pupate, they metamorphose into something different and strange and close to mindless, with no mouth and no digestive system, whose only instincts are to mate and then quickly die. Metamorphosis is treated, functionally, like a person’s death, and the imago phase is a kind of proto-afterlife of majestic flight and the continuation of the species. Birth and death inextricably intertwined. Sex is not something people do during their lives, it’s a thing that is done as an imago after you’ve passed on from your life but before you return to the soil in death. Resultant eggs are collected by family members to raise. I think this would be fun.

[kosmogrl]

huge if true…

[slipperypuppet]

Nothing wrong with poetry but I despise #poetry

[slipperypuppet]

People will seriously say “I think the game of thrones parody where one of the characters is a chocolate bunny should have been less silly” and not stutter

[jingerpi]

trying (and failing) to open some goldfish without hurting myself

[slipperypuppet]

I’m sure it hurts much more for the fish!

[slipperypuppet]

wish there was a general term for read or watched that’s not “consumed” so that I could actually say it in real life

[slipperypuppet]

death to the USA and all that but I think you gotta hand it to them for the peanut butter and jam sandwich

[slipperypuppet]

I thought I’d have to hand it to English people too for marmalade, but turns out it has a multifaceted European origin story so I think we’re still good to say England has never done one good thing