Hell is me.

They/he. Nonbinary. AroAce. letterpress printmaker without a press. I make art and bad one-liners. Original posts tagged with #from the stacks

[damazcuz]

NEVER flip your canvas. That's valuable time you could be using to draw everything at a slant.

[hellenhighwater]

Should I be saving my money for a down payment on a house and getting rid of furniture so I have less to move? Yes. And also yes.

But consider:

She's $300 and I need her

[hellenhighwater]

She's here!!

This side-by-side was built by the Rockford Desk and Furniture Co., which only existed from 1891-1895. I've found one singular other example of this cabinet, which was auctioned over a decade ago, and was stained a dark cherry color. I personally like the color of the quartersawn oak as it is, so I'm not planning a full restoration.

[hellenhighwater]

Wait I just realized this puts her in line of sight with my favorite chifforobe and I love how they look together. Very different periods and styles (art noveau vs art deco) but I feel like there's a dialogue there.

We are not judging the mess in my drawing room, that's a later problem. Work table all covered in nonsense...

[were--ralph]

hey

wanna see something cool and a lil scary

taken.

A web page that tells you what your browser gave away the moment you arrived. No login, no form, no permission. Most pages do this. None of

just read it

[feldfrog]

I recently 3D printed a really thick piece of normal paper

[squirming-verm]

Would you beat your current phone/computer wallpaper in a 1v1 fight?

I would pound their ass immediately.

I would, but I choose not too (for moral reasons).

Fair chances on both.

I would be the one getting slimed.

…what.

Voting ended onJun 24

*you have to provide an image

[librarylurker]

Maybe the worst possible option. Big boy 4014 would kill me so completely and utterly dispassionately

It would be an honor

[real-language-facts]

thoughts on Latin?

a shame it was hunted to extinction though i do wonder whta the meat tasted like

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[fluff-a-fluffs]

Omg this looks like some sort of Fairytale Horror; like, a town with trees that have missing pets or people etched into them- coming off naturally enough to be dismissed as bark/tree discolouration

[questions-within-questions]

The framing of this image is just perfect subtle horror. 

[squareenix-official-deactivated]

Chill it’s a pole

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

you missed the tree entirely didnt you buddy

[squareenix-official-deactivated]

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

[radiotheism]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[prokopetz]

Organising my recently downloaded indie tabletop RPG manuals/playtests/etc. is always fun because it's like:

10 000 SWORDS AGAINST HEAVEN

FULL-METAL SPIRITS GODSMASH

THIS MACHINE HAS MEAT IN IT

THE THUNDER IN OUR HEARTS

SCHISM: THE NEW FLESH

Wet Grandpa

[prokopetz]

[crowley-stardust]

you are NOT immune to cunty little detective. at some point in your life your brain will be taken over by a fictional detective and there’s nothing you can do about it. it WILL happen to you. you might even end up transgender about it

[arrows-for-pens]

Murderbot entering Ravi-Hyral: YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN ENTER A SPACE. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN DO THAT TRANSACTION.

[vielens]

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[librarylurker]

I've eaten a lot of my own skin over the years

[demilypyro]

having free control over our endrocrine systems and the ability to change our genitals is currently inextricably tied to trans rights, and for good reason, but frankly i don't think it even needs to be. it should just be a matter of bodily autonomy, and that should be universal. if a cis dude wants tits and a pussy i think that would be fine. if cis women want a dick or nothing at all that should be allowed i think. people shouldn't need to be transgender to be allowed to change their bodies. free the nipple, enlarge the nipple, remove the nipple. whatever the fuck you want. i dont know if there's a term for this belief but i hold it very strongly. everybody biohack yourselves NOW

[omagpies]

POV you’re interrupting mbart media time. rude, honestly :/

stills:

[mavisthemae]

Love this

[earlgreydyke]

i think what i find so fascinating and devastating about nuclear semiotics is firstly the idea that we have created a problem that we must think 100,000 years into the future of consequences for, secondly, that humanity may live to this point in a way that is so unfamiliar to us now that none of our means of communication may be comprehensible to them, and thirdly, that we care so deeply for our kind that even when they are 100,000 years removed from us, we want to protect them from this danger we have made.

[vendal-construct]

We Do Not Like The Concrete Tomb.

[vendal-construct]

This is our most popular post and we've seen more than one person tag it as "unreality." We understand why one might think that but we assure you: it was not.

These facilities chew you up. They suck the life from you and grind your body to dust to extract every ounce of profit they can.

These places destroy the body, the mind, and the soul.