My birthday is in a couple weeks and today my Mum called me and raved about the amazing present she got my twin sister. I was kidding around and asked Mum what she got me and she honest to god goes quiet and said she forgot it was my birthday too. Bloody hell woman, you pushed us out at the same time! What do you mean you forgot it was my birthday too? I guess I’ll just have to spoil myself for my birthday huh? Anyone else ever have their parents make it crystal clear that your sibling is the real favourite in the family? @hollywoodland-hqs​
This is seriously the funniest thing I’ve heard in months. And yet, I apologize for laughing at your pain, girl. But hey, she’ll probably feel bad for it and give you an amazing present, right? Otherwise, nothing that a good bottle of wine doesn’t solve. I’m curious, though. Did she tell you what was your sister’s present?















