bbgrrl

i'm one in a billion baby, don't you agree?

[hqkathryn]

My birthday is in a couple weeks and today my Mum called me and raved about the amazing present she got my twin sister. I was kidding around and asked Mum what she got me and she honest to god goes quiet and said she forgot it was my birthday too. Bloody hell woman, you pushed us out at the same time! What do you mean you forgot it was my birthday too? I guess I’ll just have to spoil myself for my birthday huh? Anyone else ever have their parents make it crystal clear that your sibling is the real favourite in the family? @hollywoodland-hqs​

[slngomez]

This is seriously the funniest thing I’ve heard in months. And yet, I apologize for laughing at your pain, girl. But hey, she’ll probably feel bad for it and give you an amazing present, right? Otherwise, nothing that a good bottle of wine doesn’t solve. I’m curious, though. Did she tell you what was your sister’s present?

[ffsjfisher]

So I got a new pup, a rescue dog. And he’s now officially my partner in crime. People have been trying to find out his name and now, thanks to my mom who ruined the fun, the entire world knows. Damn, I was having fun with all the guessings. Anyways, I’m Billie. How’s everyone doing? @hollywoodland-hqs​

[slngomez]

Enjoy it while I still don’t know and keep having fun. Let me take a guess, is it... Charles? Well I guess that’s not even a pet’s name but who knows, right? Hi Billie, I’m Selena! I’m better now, obviously. Puppies do that to people. How’re you?