HE'S SO COOL.

[redguardcen]

REDGUARDCEN. an independent and highly selective alexei shostakov aka the red guardian of marvel. mutuals only. high activity. multi - ship.

basic rp rules apply.

propagandized by SQUID. 25+. SHE / THEY. EASTERN TMZ.

SUPPORT SQUID'S SMALL BUSINESS OR BUY THEM A COFFEE !

[sirensaja]

hey hey all ! as some of you know ; i am currently unemployed and still on the job hunt. but i wanna plug my small business ! i make nerdy based perfumes and now dabbling in soaps and lotions ! i currently just uploaded my kpop demon hunters scents and kits ! if you can ; check me out !

SHOP.

i honestly would love to just run my business : going to markets and cons every weekend but at the moment : i'm still pretty new. only have started in January. but if you can help me out right now ; i'd love you forever. even if it's not shopping , maybe help me get my site around ! thank you !

[sirensaja]

hey hey. pardon my shameless promotion but i have a few cons coming up and i'm trying to get tables at them. i have a ton of kpop demon hunters scents as well as a wide variety of other fandoms like marvel , stranger things , the witcher , etc.

as well as my shop ; you can find my kofi HERE.

[silverhercld]

' DIE WITH YOURS. '

[silverhercld]

' DIE WITH YOURS. '

[silverhercld]

SILVERHERCLD. an independent and private SHALLA-BAL from marvel's FANTASTIC 4. post movie canon. comic , mcu , and head canon based.

basic rp rules apply.

SACRIFICED BY SQUID. 26+ SHE / THEY. EASTERN TMZ.

[sirensaja]

' I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO LOVES YOU

SINS. '

an indie and private ROMANCE SAJA from kpdh. with crossover verses ; including marvel and historical.

penned by squid.

[redguardcen]

Im making 2 new blogs with marvel verses.... you should love them when I post them...

[cryptinspo]

– 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗔𝗙𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗥𝗣 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦 !   ( an assortment of dialogue prompts for most dynamics in a morning after setting. ) 

𝗮𝘄𝗸𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱 / 𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗲

"So... about last night."

"Do you remember anything, or should I start from the top?"

"We said it wouldn’t mean anything. Did that change?"

"You can sneak out, or we can talk like adults."

“Did we make a mistake?”

 𝘀𝗼𝗳𝘁 / 𝗮𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗲

"I could get used to waking up next to you."

"You drooled on my arm, just FYI."

"I made coffee. Thought you’d want to talk before the world comes back in."

"Let’s stay like this a little longer."

"Your hair’s a mess. It’s cute."

 𝗳𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 / 𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗱

"Okay, whose sock is this?"

"I thought that was a dream. It wasn’t, was it?"

"Is this the part where I apologize or make breakfast?"

"I swear I’ve never done that before."

"Please tell me I didn’t cry over pizza last night."

 𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗳𝘂𝗹 / 𝗲𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹

"We shouldn't have done that."

"I still love them. I'm sorry."

"I wish it could be more than just this."

"You deserve better than a night I can't remember."

"I don’t know what happens next."

 𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗽𝘆 / 𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘂𝗮𝗹

"Mmmph... Five more minutes."

"You’re hogging the blanket again."

"Coffee or cuddles first?"

"Your alarm’s been going off for ten minutes."

"Don’t talk yet. Just exist."

[silewet-deactivated20251018]

THE EVENINGBRIDE , an independent , extremely - selective and private portrayal for CONSTANCE ALBRIGHT of original lore . a study in luciferian cults , religion and ideology, black women in horror, eldritch horror , chosen wrongly , forced marriages. wedded by simon ( they / them , 29 , black , queer , pst ) please read rules before following. minors & personals do not interact .

[calliesmemes]

ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF

ASSORTED QUOTES FROM TUMBLR TEXTPOSTS, X (formerly known as twitter) POSTS, TIKTOK, MEMES, AND OTHER SOURCES AROUND THE INTERNET

CHANGE gendered words and in-universe phrases as needed.

SPECIFY muse for multimuses.

“   Currently considering becoming a bother and a nuisance, maybe even a menace or a rascal. ”

“   Hungry? Eat the government. ”

“   Yes, I wanna fuck after every argument. ”

“   Silence, you uneducated peanut! ”

“  They should invent a being alive that isn’t so difficult. ”

“   Women have to think I’m hot or none of this matters. ”

“   Due to personal reasons I will be named an enemy of the state. ”

“   Being overdressed is a myth made up by people who didn’t want you to have fun and be sexy. ”

“   What even are daddy issues? Just traumatize your father back. ”

“   I LOVE complaining! You can’t take that away from me! ”

“   I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you. ”

“   I’m simultaneously ‘I’m tired of this grandpa’ and ‘that’s too damn bad!’ ”

“   The word ew coming out of a pretty girl’s mouth holds so much power … I think that it can tear apart nations. ”

“   Someone made fun of my shoes and the whole time I just thought of ways to push them out the window. ”

“   If you’re short, simply get taller. ”

“   I better think twice? Buddy I don’t even think once. ”

“   My off putting looks, awkward demeanor, and strange behavior have captivated you. ”

“   There’s something deeply, fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss? ”

“   You are a fool. When you walk, clown music plays. ”

“   I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favorite? ”

“   I really do hate thinking. ”

“   In my defense, I simply do not vibe with the law. ”

“   I’ve done nothing wrong. Except all the atrocities. Besides that, I’m innocent. ”

“   Sorry I couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue. ”

“   Of course you have white hair and trauma. ”

“   So apparently the bad vibes I’ve been feeling are actually ‘severe psychological distress’. ”

“   Stop calling me a bad person just because I’m orchestrating your downfall! ”

“   The more lip gloss I collect the longer I live. ”

“   Sorry that I am obsessed with you in the unhealthiest way possible. As if it's my fault ”

“   The multiple failed assassination attempts against me have helped build both character and self esteem. ”

“   I could be your loser boyfriend. Do you ever think about that? ”

“   Accidentally went and got myself killed yesterday, but god wont let me die so I’m back ”

“   What do you mean napping isn't a good coping mechanism? What do you mean my problems are still here? ”

“   Academic validation is required for my sanity. ”

“   RIP to everyone killed by the gods for hubris but I’m different and better. Maybe even better than the gods. ”

“   Researching the stages of grief to see if I can get them finished in ten minutes tops. ”

“   My parents were like I’m gonna make a child that is so beyond help. ”

“   It’s not easy to admit when you’re wrong, and that’s why I won’t do it. ”

“   Why can’t this family ever have a funky good time? ”

“   How do I show people that I’m more than my unethical career choice? ”

“   I fucked my way into this mess, and I’ll fuck my way out. ”

“   You look so biteable today. ”

“   Why am I suffering? I have so many correct opinions and takes. ”

“   I AM HAUNTED BY A PAST THAT I CANNOT GO BACK TO! anyways ”

“   Challenging authority, angering gods. The family business. ”

“   Third base is me telling you about my father. ”

“   Hey girl. Plagued by terrifying visions? ”

“   Got caught giving a fuck. Embarrassing. ”

“   I didn’t ‘miss’ the red flags; I saw them and thought that they looked sexy. ”

“   Do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot? ”

“   I get my news from the only reliable source, cryptic symbolism in my dreams. ”

“   Another day of being a bisexual disaster. ”

“   I’m going to let myself be a little unhinged today, as a treat. ”

“   Some of you act like murder is such a big deal. ”

“   You wanna hunt me for sport so bad that it makes you look stupid. ”

“   You’re not a girlboss unless you’ve killed someone. ”

“   It’s so weird how no one ever has correct opinions about things except for me. ”

“   Hello, my love — I mean, my rival ”

“   No one is calling me baby and it’s outrageous I can’t believe it. ”

“   No talking stage. Mutual obsession and you see god in my eyes or nothing. ”

“   I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOOKUP CULTURE DIE IN MY ARMS ”

“   Yes baby your emotional walls are high and impenetrable can we kiss now? ”

“   Affection is disgusting. Drown me in it. ”

“   I am gatekeeping my respect from you. ”

“   Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions. ”

“   I am equal parts fuck around and find out and please don’t yell at me I’ll cry. ”

“   Short legs, big butt. I’m a corgi. ”

“   Fuck being the bigger person; I’m going to start biting people. ”

“   Well that wasn’t very slay of you! ”

“   May I please get a crumb of affection? ”

“   I crave power! Please don’t yell, though; I’m sensitive. ”

“   You call it a near death experience; I call it a vibe check from God. ”

“   Here are some scissors. Now cut it out. ”

“   Might commit a little tomfoolery, maybe even some shenanigans. ”

“   All these flavors, and you choose to be salty. ”

“   How can I live, laugh, love in these conditions? ”

“   What if I said ‘to be honest’ but then lied? ”

“   I'm financially at a stage where I understand why people do fraud. ”

“   Yes I may be evil and morally corrupt, but I’m also incredibly beautiful and I think that makes up for it honestly. ”

“   Debates are stupid. Why would I want to sit down and argue with someone blatantly dumber than me? ”

“   I forget but I do NOT forgive.. I'm just walking around hating bitches can't remember why ”

“   Ding dong your opinion is wrong! ”

“   I’m coming for your kneecaps. ”

“   You dropped your nose you fucking clown. ”

“   Are you a fire alarm? ‘Cause you are really fucking loud and annoying. ”

“   Call me an escalator, because I let people down. ”

“   I love me a good lesbian scandal! ”

“   If you can’t run away from your problems, you’re not running fast enough. ”

“   Everything I want to do is illegal. ”

“   Don’t make me hit your ankle with my Barbie scooter! ”

“   I tell gay jokes because I am a gay joke. ”

“   Fuck! I dropped my mental stability! ”

[itzzkaylaaa]

❝The light inside you is dim even by Eastern European standards❞

[svoyavdova]

@redguardcen.

[thekingsleyboymoved-deactivated]

@redguardcen

"alexei..what.." to say he's surprised by the man standing at his doorstep would be quite the understatement as manny stood there, taking in the sight of the other man that the young brit hadn't thought he'd ever see again. "c-come in." he said once he got his brain to work again, stepping aside to let the taller man in. "i..i'm sorry, i wasn't expecting you to come over tonight. or..i guess at all. i missed you when you were gone."

[redguardcen]

' I ... ' the super solider began to speak but he was quickly brought down by a soft guilt that bubbled deep in his chest. but he simply stepped inside with slow precise footsteps. ' i-- i am sorry i just come by. ' leaning against the wall , eyes never left the other. ' i missed you ... so much. ' a heavy sigh yet he couldn't seem to move from his spot -- to move at all actually. ' perhaps i should not come .... '

[blckfckinmsk-archive]

───────   ·   ·        ⨟                        Roman  makes  his  way  outside.  Head  tilted  as  eyes  catch  sight  of  Alexei  bend  over  hood  of  car,  and  he'll  admire  the  sight  for  a  moment  as  makes  his  way  over.  A  little  slap  given  to  ass,  because  he  can't  help  himself  from  being  a  little  inappropriate,  before  he  bends  over  the  hood  of  limo  himself  to  look  over  the  damage.  Not  that  he  really  understood  how  any  of  that  worked.  Still  if  they  were  messing  with  this  he  couldn't  help  but  take  it  as  an  attack  on  himself.  "Well,  they're  certainly  getting  bold  then  aren't  they?" 

There's  a  shake  of  head  to  suggest  that  wouldn't  be  tolerated.  "We're  going  to  have  to  do  something  about  much  bolder  about  that."  A  pat's  give  to  Alexei's  shoulder  then.  "We  can  send  the  limo  to  get  checked  at  the  mechanic  and  have  it  running  better  than  ever.  Don't  you  worry  about  that."

[redguardcen]

HE didn't really flinch when he felt the hand give a little slap to his ass. it only brought a smirk across his features. slowly standing fully , he grabbed the rag from his back pocket and began to wipe his hands clean of the oil. if he didn't risk angering his employer with the oil -- the super solider would have returned the playful ass slap. ' we do not know if they are after you --- or me. ' he mumbled softly. it seemed he had made many enemies when taking the job from roman.

a tilt of his head is given before a soft sigh. he'd always preferred to repair his own vehicle but this -- this was beyond his skills. ' fine fine . ' he agreed before closing the hood gently. ' but the limo will be gone for such time. ' his russian accent thicker as he worried slightly. ' ah. does this mean i drive your fancy cars ? '

[redguardcen]

okay. i got through some of the starters but now my brain is starter ed out so - i'll get to the rest tomorrow !

[redguardcen]

A huff left his lips as hand waved her off gently. ' it is just scratch ! ' or so alexei says. his head might be the visible thing bleeding but bright pastels of his shirt slowly began to turn crimson. ' okay .... not just scratch .... ' the super solider stumbled backwards as to not fall onto @eveningbride.

[redguardcen]

HE stared out at the other , a look of annoyance on his features. ' ah , comrade .... ' he mumbled softly as he stared at @brnzm . ' do not puke on new seats ! '

[redguardcen]

' YOU ALRIGHT ? ' the red guardian looked over at her. the witch . she did not look like some baba yaga though. then again , looks can be deceiving. ' you look kinda ..... ' he made weird movements of his hands as he stared at @hexblast.