spaced out sloth

[just-shower-thoughts]

February 22nd of 2022 will fall on a Tuesday and henceforth should be forever known as “Two’s-Day”.

[sloth--child]

i cant wait to see the day

somebody make this official dammit

[sloth--child]

so my dad wont b in town for my school band concert

so when we went to go play at elementary schools he chaperoned

so he heard my band, orchestra, and chorus play/sing the same songs four times

he heard livin on a prayer and i want a hippopotamus four times

i played those songs four times, not to mention in class

i officially hate i want a hippopotamus for christmas (i still like livin on a prayer that songs too good to hate)

MY FATHER WILL NOT STOP PLAYING I WANT A FUCKING HIPPOPOTAMUS FOR GODDAMN CHRISTMAS

[meredithgei-deactivated20240821]

Want a pokemon egg?

Every person who reblogs this will have a Pokémon egg in their submissions and a few days later a Pokémon will hatch from the egg.

The Pokémon will be submitted based on their blog. It may be shiny or even a legendary. (Have your submissions open and only reblog, likes do not count.)

[ragecomics4you]

I got the red orc of the seas

[fflewddurfflam7]

The Savage Pirate Of The Shadows

[iamroxxiane-blog]

The Green Ghost Of the Shadows

[deepcutyellowdiamond-deactivate]

The Wicked Goblin of the Night. (im sorry i just cant look at it seriously.)

[paintedzacharie-deactivated2017]

The Red Sorceress of any of these (can’t pick a favorite color)

[thevaultbox]

The red unicorn of the shadows.

YAS NEW OC IDEA!

[blackoutsans-deactivated2017010]

The Savage Cyclops of The Forest huh strange

[microwavablesoda]

The vengeful troll of the shadows… huh (they didn’t have grey so I chose black)

[undertale-spark-deactivated2017]

The blue creature of the south… Makes sense

[nerdwhalxd-deactivated20170224]

The white ghost of the seas… i like it

[ask-pegasusneonnotes-deactivate]

The Wicked Knight Of The Seas…… OoooOooo~

[firedrawsyt-deactivated20200513]

The Treacherous Creature of the Night

cool XD

[ender-has-moved-somwhere-else-d]

The Savage Guardian of The East….sounds neat! T///^////T

Im still liegitmate crying at camila’s video today

[lovephantomsnow]

The Treacherous Goblin of the Shadows

[ahazune]

The Wicked Knight of the Night

OHOHO I LOVE THIS TITLE

[goldfinschy]

The dark vampire of the night (it could also be of the seas, forest, or shadows)

[sloth--child]

the savage ghost of the forest

[lesbiansinouterspace-deactivate]

View this post on Instagram

I don’t have that “unfollow me now this is gonna be the only thing I tweet about” screenshot on hand but y'know, that.

[skygenders]

[turtledove-doodles-blog]

i love this QwQ

[lesbiansinouterspace-deactivate]

View this post on Instagram

I don’t have that “unfollow me now this is gonna be the only thing I tweet about” screenshot on hand but y'know, that.

[skygenders]

[turtledove-doodles-blog]

i love this QwQ

[immaplatypus]

oh, hello there new follower! very nice to meet you

??? okay that’s weird, and they followed one after the other. maybe the same person has two viking blogs? but why would a viking blog be following m–

w h a t

[immaplatypus]

OKAY WHAT THE HECK I WAS WONDERING WHY THIS SIMPLE ASK GOT SO MANY NOTES AND THEN

THERE ARE MORE

W H Y  A R E  T H E R E  M O R E

[stalker-among-the-stars]

Are these the new porn bots? Viking Bots?

[officialearthbound-deactivated2]

GIMMIE THE VIKING BOTS

[youtubeandsatan]

reblog in 15 seconds or you will never be followed by a blessed viking bot

[sloth--child]

oml

[lesbiansinouterspace-deactivate]

View this post on Instagram

I don’t have that “unfollow me now this is gonna be the only thing I tweet about” screenshot on hand but y'know, that.

[skygenders]

[turtledove-doodles-blog]

i love this QwQ

[sloth--child]

Do you need a hug?

probs

[sloth--child]

tfw when u nearly have an emotional breakdown while confessing one of ur closest friends and u feel worse than before

[thatsthat24]

NEW YOUTUBE VIDEO!! I realize I need some love in my life so… I. GET. SEXY. Let’s do it like they do on the Discover Channel!! I hope you enjoy!!!

[queastionablelizard-blog]

This related to me on a personal level

[poztatt]

1] I love how non-issue the gender of said SO is. (cheers)  2] I adore the people you … did… your thing … with.  At.  Near.   3] Y’all are just adorable.  

[sloth--child]

SOMEBODY DATE MEEEEEE

[goldfinschy]

hey

[sloth--child]

wow.

[thatsthat24]

NEW YOUTUBE VIDEO!! I realize I need some love in my life so… I. GET. SEXY. Let’s do it like they do on the Discover Channel!! I hope you enjoy!!!

[queastionablelizard-blog]

This related to me on a personal level

[poztatt]

1] I love how non-issue the gender of said SO is. (cheers)  2] I adore the people you … did… your thing … with.  At.  Near.   3] Y’all are just adorable.  

[sloth--child]

SOMEBODY DATE MEEEEEE

[sloth--child]

Hey Sloth! Guess what! You won Second place for my art raffle! Message me what you want me to draw!

wAIT WHAT IM EATING TACOS

[lesbiansinouterspace-deactivate]

View this post on Instagram

I don’t have that “unfollow me now this is gonna be the only thing I tweet about” screenshot on hand but y'know, that.

[skygenders]

[turtledove-doodles-blog]

i love this QwQ

[zelda7999]

Art Raffle!

Hey, so I just got to 201 followers! That's pretty exciting! so for this milestone I'm going to do an art raffle! 

Rules: Your must be following me! You can like and reblog, you can only reblog once or I won’t count it.  like= 1 entry reblog= 2 entries 

Edit:sorry forgot to add somthing. If you win i’ll message you and if you don’t anwser within 2 days i’ll give your prize to the runner up. I will draw anything you want just no NSFW. 

First Prize Is a drawing fully colored with shading and a background!  example:

(the picture above if from the last art raffle, for the first place winner!)

Second prize is a drawing colored and shaded, no background. example:

(i had to crop out my name at the bottom below my signature so just ignore that)

Third prize is a colored drawing, no shading.

example:

Forth prize is a traditional sketch 

example:

You have until Nov 28th to enter! good luck!

[zelda7999]

Reminder for the 200 follower art raffle

[zelda7999]

Then art raffle ends tomorrow! If you haven’t entered yet make sure you do!

[sloth--child]

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[tibets]

[sloth--child]

emotionally cold character: i don't do relationships

pure cinnamon roll character: *exists*

emotionally cold character: shit