Fflewddur Fflam

Level 25 (1,238,799 XP) Grad Student (Student Playthrough) | Class: Medievalist | Health: 2544 | Sanity: 42 | Abilities: 1) ALL-NIGHTER: Allows character to finish project at the cost of sleep and efficiency. 2) MAGE-NOTES: Allows character to transcribe unrelated words from lecture in a script unknown, making them useless to refer back to later. 3) POWER-READ: Allows character to read AND forget material at breakneck speeds. Once this ability is used, material cannot be read again until the next day. | Passive Effects: GRADUATE: Increases false assuredness (+2), awareness(+1), wisdom(+1), hunger(+1). Decreases confidence(-3), energy(-1), aid(-1). LANGUAGE SIEVER: Character can pick up new languages with ease only to never practice them again. GREGARIOUS: Character is always looking to make friends.

[damazcuz]

Either you're frolicking in this field with me or you're frolicking in this field against me.

[fandom-man]

[charlesoberonn]

Two conclusions to be drawn from this picture:

1 - the geese in the background show that the fake coyote doesn't deter geese

2 - the fact they needed to put up a sign implies that the fake coyote did deter humans

[jareckiworld]

David Kanietakeron Fadden — Onkwehonwe Gothic (acrylic on canvas, 2016)

[victusinveritas]

There's worse to come, folks. Strap in and stay strapped.

[nineinchmales]

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

[miraclemaya]

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

[evidently-endless]

being offered ai at every turn

[tollhousecookie]

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[musclemanveryregular]

You know who else ca]

[countably-infinite-rats]

its not that hard guys, wat]

[tollhousecookie]

[n portal through posts 😁

[musclemanveryregular]

[n portal through posts 😁?

[countably-infinite-rats]

[ch- wait... guys???

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

[necroesque666]

[sindri42]

[sindri42]

[ahdok]

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

[prokopetz]

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.

[probabilitydirigible]

Okay but you’ve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all “Flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy” 

[probabilitydirigible]

Actually I lied it’s the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that he’d given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbing 

[thepageofhopes]

This has to be my favorite patch note ever

[ashenmind]

a bit soap and water is what you need for the vast majority of cuts and scrapes but peroxide and alcohol live in people’s minds because the pain feels cleaner

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[steellegacy]

Elements of the Lion Armor with gilded ornamentation after blackening

~

Элементы Львиного доспеха с золочёным орнаментом после нанесения воронения

[sentient-carrot]

Can you believe we are so lucky we get to live on the same planet as birds????

[allyourlife]

when a couth mutual sees your uncouth post..

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

i was feeling silly at the gas station today so i said to the cashier that i’ll take my gas “to go” and i could see her imagining what it would be like to jump over the counter and strangle me to death