Babysitting a Car in the City
Once upon a time, many months ago, a buddy of mine travelled for two weeks and left me his car. A BMW 318i !!!
Sexy publicity shot of a BMW, shamelessly poached from: www.bmw.com
You can tell we live in a ridiculous world when a ne’er-do-well like me winds up with a BMW. I previously thought these vehicles were strictly for bankers, lawyers, dentists and similar high-income people.
So mostly to help my buddy out but also in the spirit of social investigation, I took responsibility of the car for two weeks. Oh boy, did I take responsibility.
It turns out you have to move the car very often. Apparently the part of the street next to the curb needs to be swept twice a week. In my neighborhood, you can’t park on one side of the streets for 1.5 hours on Tuesday and Thursday morning, and the same on Wednesday and Friday morning.
So even though you have many free parking spots in the street, you still have to move the car:
-Before street sweeping hours on Tuesday
- Before street sweeping hours on Wednesday
- Before street sweeping hours on Thursday
- Before street sweeping hours on Friday
It’s really complicated but you have to move the car at least three times a week. And even thought the parking is free, there is not a lot of it, and a lot of people have cars, so you have to really look for it. I spent 30 minutes just looking for a spot once.
Having a car is like having a part-time job with no pay. It takes 40 minutes to over an hour to move the car each time. You have to walk to the car, find parking, and walk back home. Also, you have to think about it all the time. For example, at night you wonder, "where did I park the car? Do I have to move it tomorrow? How will I fit parking into my schedule?" If you forget to move the car, you have to pay the ticket ($60). All of this takes much brainpower away from other tasks.
A car in NYC takes up a really big chunk valuable real estate. This is just a back-of-the-envelope calculation using my rent as a benchmark, but I bet the space a car takes up is worth about $300 a month in this town.
Photo of the real car occupying valuable real estate after I used 40 minutes of valuable time to park it, plus not-calculated time and brainpower spent thinking about parking
It is a huge waste of time to own a car in NYC. Particularly in Manhattan, where there are subways and buses almost everywhere, and now public bikes (although these are only in Midtown and below). Most people don’t really need a car for much of anything in Manhattan.
In many parts of Brooklyn and Queens a car could be the best transportation option, depending on where you live & what you do. But for many people that live in NYC, and especially in Manhattan, it doesn't make any sense to have a car. That's why over half of all households in NYC do not own a car, and 75 % of households in Manhattan do not.
I conclude that people that own cars in Manhattan are either very (or at least, reasonably) wealthy or not very smart. We should tax cars a lot more than we do (either through paid parking, congestion pricing, bridge tolls, per-mile tax, etc) so that they pay their fair share and/or encourage those that don’t really need cars to get rid of them.
Why get rid of cars in NYC? A few reasons:
1. We could use the space they take up (think of all the parking spaces) for trees or gardens or parks or skateparks, outdoor cafés, beer gardens, bingo, knitting – whatever you like.
2. Fewer cars could mean more space for walking & biking, and buses could go faster.
3. Air & noise pollution could go down.
4. Fewer people could get killed by cars (291 traffic fatalities in 2012, 176 of them pedestrians and cyclists).
5. Because ______________________ (fill in the blank).