if i had to choose my own death i think murder by poisoning would be a good one. i’m biking to/from an event with the homies and start to feel weak and unwell so i pull over to the side of the road and collapse on the ground, staring up into the beautiful sky as i start to realize that this is the end and it was at the hand of someone i love and trust but not quite knowing who. I never make it to my destination and when the other attendees learn what went down they start to suspect each other, any theories and investigations turn up inconclusive and everyone goes free and lives happily ever after but the innocents are forever wondering why and who did this
