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MINORS DNI

this is my diary. step off.

#mine #i am not a minor #pinned #also tw for drugs just generally on my whole blog #and alcohol #and eating disorder #this is where i go to be fucking insane

preemptively punishing myself for tomorrows hangover by putting the vodka in front of the powerade in the fridge so i gag when i have to move it in the morning

#m #i’m jk i moved it

i have to get really butch but i’m just too silly

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whatever you guys keep hating on fortnite but they just put in a pistol that while you’re reloading it you take out the empty magazine and fucking throw it at the nearest player and it does damage

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GREY HEFFLEY VOICES TIGHNARI???? LMFAOOOO

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lohen burst

ceruleanheaven

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

i am like clinically pathologically swagless help me

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i’m loved this archon quest

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thesingularity2

being mentally ill is such a drag sometimes

love the baddies with bangs who wear a bra all day every day and foundation and tight clothes and jeans and false eyelashes and uncomfortable shoes and impractical acrylic nails during the appointment for which you want to peel your skin off the whole time and chunky earrings they have to remember to take on and off and white tops they somehow don’t sweat through and whole body shaved with no razor burn and various disgusting slimy goops smeared all over them at all times would love to be one of them but unfortunately i am an inherently flawed human being and even a single one of those sensory experiences at a time would knock me off my feet so unfortunately i have to be okay with being chopped because the beautiful women of the world, numerous as they are, have achieved an incomprehensible level of skill at something i cannot even attempt a fraction of without squirming

#m #waxed mustache eyebrows threaded hair bleached and dyed butthole bleached pussy shaved #i’m not even kidding it’s an endless list and even a single one of these things makes me feel like i’m going to die from inhumane effort #maybe it’s just me bc i generally don’t have what it takes to be an alive human in today’s world but bro

put a spider in my house plant filled with millions of fungus gnats and a few days later he DIED. surely not of ducking starvation bitch

#m #maybe old age idk what kills spiders #ungrateful lowkey like please eat and grow fat upon the endless limitless supply of yummy food i’ve provided you and PLEASE if you’re gonna #live here? pay your way.

why are there so many spiders in my house and look i am a tolerant person and i would much rather have spiders which eat other bugs which i dislike (been fighting a losing battle against fungus gnats in my plants for months) but this is getting ridiculous at a certain point i must wonder where they all came from. theyre different types of spiders so its not like one egg sac hatched Plus probably theres holes in my walls or something they’re coming in from outside from but why have i seen only spiders not other bugs. that scares me. are the other bugs there just hiding. or and i prefer this narrative are the spiders guarding all the cracks in my stone fortress like little bouncers preventing other bugs from coming in. that one surely

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someone kindly explain why the solution to nausea and throwing up is Consuming something. FUCK you guys!!!! every time i’ve taken zofran i’ve thrown it up. pepto bismol ? thrown it up. can i get an anal suppository or soemthing at least bro

#m #like when i say thrown it up i mean IMMEDIAYELY !!!!!! when im nauseous i cant even keep down water for hours #emetophobia tw #i suppose

ceruleanheaven

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

at least i have swag and love in my heart a. little bit

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back in my Multicultural friend group sitting on the grass on university campus Era

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