Self-deprecating and yet vaginally self-confident

Alex/Cas | They/Them | Avatar by @maddiebiscuits

[maddiebiscuits]

you see her at the bar, how do you open? (before she one-shots you) (client work)

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[sludgebones]

[asking for the check at the cannibalism restaurant] oh and can i get this in a body bag

[superchat]

[sludgebones]

question asking subreddits are so funny to observe because if you take out the obvious fetish bait posts that get deleted by mods you're left with 50% questions about confirmation biases being conflated to an entire demographic of people that are fraudulent from the jump, and 50% scenarios so specific no human on earth could possible deliver a satisfactory explanation aside from the exact person OP was talking about in the first place

[sludgebones]

does anyone even know what smells actually are

[sludgebones]

Not the fucking flaming skull again

[sludgebones]

Insane to imagine the first person to boil the hard inedible parts of an animal and turn it into savory drinkable liquid. Like what the fuck were they on

[pseudomantis]

Ok😀

[pseudomantis]

[frot-cember-deactivated20241214]

fill my bed put some liquor in it

[sludgebones]

For sale baby shoes no further details :)

[sludgebones]

The evolution of lava damage in from software games is so interesting because they just can't help but put lava in every one but clearly had to rethink how lethal it should be or how to balance around it before just giving up in elden ring and making it do thumbtacks worth of damage fuck it who cares

[comment-tube]

[sludgebones]

Guy in a problematic age gap relationship thinking of breaking up bc his 19yo gf keeps saying “this is peak” and “w dick” during sex

[sludgebones]

Look i know the king has lowered taxes, paved our roads, subsidized our farmlands, improved international relations and opened up new trade routes I just don’t understand why he still insists on being called Jargelmax the Shadowlord.

[sludgebones]

Opening line of Closer by Kings of Leon. You just don't get this level of worldbuilding in music these days.

[sludgebones]

I bet for an infinitesimal small fraction of a second getting your neck snapped like in da movies feels good as fuuuuck

[sludgebones]

White boy orders in perfect minionese, summarily executed by restaurant staff

[sludgebones]

Every adventuring party got the vegetarian asshole who refuses to drink healing potions