Self-deprecating and yet vaginally self-confident

Alex/Cas | They/Them | Avatar by @maddiebiscuits

[maddiebiscuits]

you see her at the bar, how do you open? (before she one-shots you) (client work)

COMMISSION ME! 🧿CARRD

🧿VGEN

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[sludgebones]

Twitter fetishes: feet, armpits, findom

Tumblr fetishes: petplay, ddlg

Reddit fetishes: fully clothed women, bionicles

[sludgebones]

steam deck prices going up, you say? Do you know what else runs on steam and ascends? Why, my fantabulous flying machine, of course

[sludgebones]

What a beautiful day in the Sea of Clouds, I sure hope no giant skywhale primals ruin--

[sludgebones]

it's so funny how you cross the sea to go to Final Fantasy Feudal Japan and the first person that greets you is a blonde White Boy named Hancock

[sludgebones]

get me the fuck out of here

[sludgebones]

it's so funny how you cross the sea to go to Final Fantasy Feudal Japan and the first person that greets you is a blonde White Boy named Hancock

[calebwittebane]

person typing into google search bar: obfuscate meaning

google ai overview: Understood! From now on, all meaning will be hidden from you, and you'll be forced to wade through the dreary vastness. Whether it's things you've always held dear, or new ideas you've yet to discover, nothing will make sense or appear to have any real value. This could be the beginning of a fascinating journey!

[sludgebones]

The Reddest Person Ever

[sludgebones]

Her only lore right now is that being a red mage is her only personality trait

“Hey did you guys know I can cast both black and white magic?” Yeah Vanity we know

[sludgebones]

Fuuuuck dude is that a rapier??? Now I'm not gonna be the only red mage in the party this shit sucks :((((

[sludgebones]

The Reddest Person Ever

[sludgebones]

Her only lore right now is that being a red mage is her only personality trait

“Hey did you guys know I can cast both black and white magic?” Yeah Vanity we know

[sludgebones]

The Reddest Person Ever

[therailz]

built like a kingdom the way i cum

[sludgebones]

King seeing his knights fighting and dying on the battlefield: Why are they bleeding. What do you mean there’s guys inside

[c-53]

[sludgebones]

Thinking about Mortal Kombat 9 in which NRS made a brand new cowboy bounty hunter character from another planet, couldnt decide on what his third playstyle variation should be so they just gave him a sword, and then made the sword variation the most competitively viable

[sludgebones]

Got banned from the dog park NOT because Chalupa started mounting another dog but because he “wasnt a real fucker”

[mossworm]

it took about a dozen searches of things like "how to make paint casserole with real paint" and "paint casserole traditional recipe" to convince google AI there is a real thing called paint casserole

[kirikomamura]

"life is so hard for men because *starts describing the events of a mafia city ad*"

[kirikomamura]

this happens every day and yet people believe men arent oppressed

[kirikomamura]

many lv1 crooks finding a way to get genuinely mad about this post