Sluggnya

just some slug, nothing more :) she/her 23

[dogpuppy]

[toskarin]

can't stop laughing at the idea of someone going on tumblr and searching "deformed erotic visage" hoping to find porn

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[ouppygirlpaws]

🦠 #my crobe

[nongunktional]

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

[gridmaster5000-deactivated20241]

you disagreed w me in an intellectually honest way. we're friends now.

[gunsandfireandshit]

[libraryfag]

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[quasi-normalcy]

Star Trek equivalent of a "Glup Shitto" is some obscure class of Federation starship that was only ever seen on screen for 0.68 seconds as a battle-damaged wreck at Wolf 359, but which somehow has a model from Eaglemoss, multiple, lengthy video essays discussing its lore, and an extremely vocal fan campaign by people demanding that it be made playable in Star Trek Online.

[griffonatrix]

USS Jupp

The USS Jupp was a kitbash studio model built by the VFX house hired by Paramount Pictures for special effects in the Star Trek: Deep Space

ah you mean the jupp shippo

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

[5weekdays]

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

[5weekdays]

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

[5weekdays]

who was that.

[5weekdays]

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance

[horsesource]

[bats-online]

In 2005, Crazy Frog released their hit single "Axel F". It contained its titular nude blue frog saying the words "Bing Bing" among other sounds, and immediately this gained public interest & attention, even more attention than Crazy Frog's penis. This is because Bill Gates payed Erik Wernquist 10billion dollars to produce a single that would introduce the concept of Bing to the wider public. This was an enormous success but lead to extensive controversy that dogged Microsoft into its eventual death in 2012. Most of the controversy centered on Microsoft's decision to associate their brand with a frog's penis. Crazy Frog had this to say: "Baaaambumbumbumbadumdumdum..." Microsoft denied all claims to the public that the "Bing Bing" reference had anything to do with their famous Search Engine, but after Bill Gates was publicly seen handing Erik Wernquist ten 1billion dollar bills for no clear reason, their fate was sealed. Around 2010, Microsoft finally admitted to their mistake, and said in their defense: "His penis was small and soft like our company name." Despite this logic, multiple assassination attempts were made against Bill Gates because people said the song sucked ass, and also they hated seeing the frog's penis. Because of this, Bill Gates shuttered Microsoft and now lives panhandling on the streets of New York. Crazy Frog was executed yesterday by the robot things he was fighting.

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[arnieinthesky]

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[deadbeatmaker]

every 4th of july I think about the american tourist who was like oh thank god you’re open I wasn’t sure if you’d be open today and I was like why wouldn’t we be and he said because of the holiday. in norway.