hog with a blog

29 | lesbian | they/them | lover of monsters

[cjsnaake]

I fuck with this

[nohoperadio]

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

[frontmansdog]

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it

[catilinas]

friendly reminder that [the most cherrypicked interpretation of the text possible] <3

[bells-lettres]

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))

[beardedmrbean]

[annamcdolls]

New little shelving unit meant a two-day total display re-arranging project. Here are some of the gals getting re-situated.

[supermariomamafucker]

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

[tonyzaret]

When Your Homie Likes HETSLOP

[metamorphos111s]

love them so so so much already

[eggtempest]

navi's job interview

[colinarmistead]

[havinghorns]

Someone has been slowly over the last few months making an avant garde art installation out of an abandoned Boston Market/Checkers. Their signboard messages keep getting torn down so their latest move was to make a flag of a photo of their previous masterpiece "PENIS WIGS FOR SAL" and run it up the flag pole

[littledeadling]

Comfort Objects:

A Horatio & Elethar backstory comic 💜🧸

[rabdoidal]

blue & yellow getting some much needed rest together, post chapter 5 - commissioned by the lovely beads! + blue design inspired by c_ssandraa (:

💙 kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous 💛

[imsoshive]

When you just finished dicking her down and now you in her pantry looking at all of her son’s snacks you about to eat

[namethatghostling]

can i get a little controversial

dead name < government name