Sleep Child

I draw sometimes and all of you are beautiful.

[brucebocchi]

[thedunwichwhorer]

Go a little fart

[gizmoera-deactivated20240601]

be ded

Go a little fart

Dig a little dee

Reach a little

Catch the Cat

and pass it on

[moved--306389]

[boota]

[passumbapper]

[ford-ye-fiji]

[mothdogs]

[morganalefays]

I know the Geneva convention don’t exist in like the faerie realm or whatever, but sometimes I’ll look at the actions of “good guys” in a fantasy book and go like ok so this is definitely a war crime

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[grimeclown]

Me loading up on breadsticks at olive garden before our waiter asks me wnd my sexy girlfriend to leave for causing an alfredo disaster

[lesbianrey]

wait. grusk baby born on karl marx’s birthday…. X Æ A-12 complete the mission

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

reincarnation <3

[koth-harvest-final]

without context this post is literally completely incomprehensible

[tiktoks-repost]

[sticksandsharks]

Balthazar of Blueberry Pond and Pipistrelle, Messenger of Odoak

My friends and I are started a ttrpg where we play as little woodland adventurers and it’s been good. I play as Balthazar (he is the friend-shaped toad)

[non-suspiciousname]

Wow king this sex is really interesting can we talk about video game lore now

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

how fucking arrogant can you be to think any eugenics program could ever weed out “fascist genetics”. even if the “dark triad” was a reliable precursor to fascist ideology and even if “dark triad traits” could be reliably linked to genotype (they aren’t and they can’t be), how fucking far to jupiter are you if you think you can remove it from a population of seven billion, let alone in some “anarchist” manner? how do you programmatically sterilize anyone in an “anarchist” manner?

[ms-demeanor]

Do you ever see some discourse float by and think “Maybe I’m not hanging out on the worst parts of Tumblr, actually”

[argumate]

more like hot damn, what batshit takes have I been missing all this time

[polynesia-deactivated20240207]

lo fi song titles

she kissed me at 2:27am

Her

her

L O V E  P A R A D I S E

iloveyoubutyoudontknowiexist

I Touched Your Balls // I Miss You

raining in my heart

Rain

g h i b l i  r e m i x 

ダーリング

iced coffee with you

iced coffee with her at 3:52am

[houg-deactivated20210418]

more:

C O V E R E D

raining in tokyo (the album art is a photo of detroit)

fall.

4:12 pm

shewasaghostbutilovedher

ａｌｖｉｎ　ａｎｄ　ｔｈｅ　ｃｈｉｐｍｕｎｋｓ　ｗｉｌｄｅｓｔ　ｄｒｅａｍｓ　ｖａｐｏｒｗａｖｅ　ｒｅｍｉｘ　姻オ　胃デ育　ゝ陰媛

【ＢＡＲＴ　ＳＩＭＰＳＯＮ】

[happy-kirk]

dinner with khan but it’s only the awkward pauses

[dloeza]

IF YOU PLAY AS PRINCESS PEACH-

[husband]

[husband]

GIRL HUH???

[retropopcult]

Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder, Blazing Saddles (1974)

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

That has to be the most genuine smile in cinema history

[coldpapernightmare]

thats because the morons line was an ad-lib so the smile really is genuine cause hes cracking 

[barkingpanther]

I always loved his smile at this part, never fails to make me smile

[thepeacockangel]

Stuff you say to dogs sounds super weird if you say man instead of boy…

[leviathan-supersystem]

[[crouches down and looks a beagle dead in the eye]]

“you’re a good man”

[teaboot]

Good morning and tuesday to everyone except the guy who stuck his dick in the public mailbox downtown and pissed all over the mail. If you're him fuck you

[asgardian-art-of-mischief-deact]

This is oddly specific. Is there a story there?

[teaboot]

Yeah, some guy stuck his dick in the public mailbox downtown and pissed all over the mail

[vizivoir]

OP you have to tell us that story, I need context

[teaboot]

Well you see, some guy stuck his dick in the public mailbox downtown

[starlight-starwings]

What happened next?

[teaboot]

You wouldn't believe it but he pissed all over the mail

[catchymemes]