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[uberaleksbutts]

SCREAMS INTO THE VOID

WOULD ANYONE STILL LIKE SOME COWCHOP FANFIC

[cowgirlhours]

love in any form is just like *points at something* “that’s us” *points at something* “haha u” *points at something* “it’s y

[bobacupcake]

we are already living in the cyberpunk future and i know this because within a span of 3 days we went from this tweet:

to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:

and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether

i dont know what it is about stuff like this and the whole turn mei into a symbol of hk protesters thing but, its really reassuring for some reason

[pinkieperil]

And the next step…

[systlin]

https://teezyli.com/

Holy shit y’all look at the front page of the site right now

[cathrine-rose]

Oh my god

[systlin]

Anyway, I just emailed [email protected] to report the site for very evilly stealing Disney’s IP! Because obviously that is very evil and bad and shit.

[anthropohedron]

I’ve never seen such a perfect example of fighting fire with fire.

[systlin]

Holy fucking shit

[scifigrl47]

I’m DYING.

[ejacutastic]

[yikyakapp-blog]

[dovahkiin-official]

is everyone who reblogged this okay?

[fayheda]

no

[emil]

don’t look at me yet dude i’m still rendering

[kittenchomp]

sorry bro i cant hang out today i used up all my mana

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

Heres the thing you gotta understand about statistics. 

“Increases your chances by 80%” does not mean “there is now an 80% chance”. 

If your chances were previously 10%, your chances are now 18%, not 90%. 

if your chances were roughly 1%, they’re now just slightly less than 2%. 

thats how that works. 

[hopeful-weirdo]

Wow I don’t understand math at all

[freinhardt56]

‘if you have a baby after 35, the chance of deformities goes up by 100%’ is a line I hear alot.

It goes up from .5% to 1%

[fandomlockedfan]

I think my brain just stopped working

[authorgirl1111]

100% is just another way of saying twice more likely. So 100% more basically means multiply the number you do have by 2.

[that-catholic-shinobi]

Imagine how many woman are scared to have kids because of that statistic

[what-even-is-thiss]

This is why I took stats instead of calc. Because I don’t build engineer bridges in my everyday life but I sure do read studies that affect how I might live my life if I misinterpret them.

[theradicalace]

i think everyone should take some sort of statistics class at least once in their life. because there are a lot of ways to lie with statistics, even when the numbers themselves are factually accurate. learn how people can twist statistics to suit their agenda, and youll be a lot better off.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

if you were on tumblr from 2011 to 2013 click here for a repressed memory

[kibumkim]

[hymnsofheresy]

#controversial opinion but i feel that cremation should honestly be more accepted in christianity. you know “memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris” and all that jazz. i think it would be more poetic in a sense. 

[hymnsofheresy]

for those who are asking the latin is “remember, man, that dust thou art, and unto dust thou shalt return”

[thecassiopeiankind-deactivated2]

“memento, homo” is how i start my to-do lists

[mens-rights-activia]

[bendi-and-bucci-deactivated2023]

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

[davepetasprites]

[invalleumbraemortis]

I hate this so much 😂

[nicodoll]

whenever people are like “SKETCHING CIRCLES IN SAI IS SO HARD” im like

[extradan]

pffft I work with 6000X4000 and the size of the brush can be only not above 2000px

i dont use that trick

[nicodoll]

[sheikofthesheikah]

this is the sassiest and most helpful tutorial ever.

[chikendog-deactivated20211002]

дякую

[uptodaete]

[vrystol]

oh my god

[traingirls-vs-trigglypuffs]

Reblogging again for my inflation artist followers. XDDD

[etherealpanacea]

This is absolutely the most unnecessary addition to this post you could have ever made.

[anarchy-punk-deactivated2020011]

[professionalbadexample]

[goaliesarethebest]

It’s stuff like this that really makes me appreciate humanity as a whole

[0l0x]

2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will

[lovinglystar]

What was your opinion on the Jim Carrey grinch?

[cottagesmasher]

Jim Carrey Grinch said bitch, ate glass and threw a whole child in the garbage. He is an absolute champ and the only rightful heir to the throne.

[goosecastle41]

Cow Chop

I usually like staying out of discourse but tbh I'm really disappointed so I'm gonna say my piece and be done.

I'm honestly pretty disappointed in the Cow Chop fandom right now (I mean when am I not? But that's a discourse for another day). I'm disappointed in the way everyone is taking these statements made by people in CC at face value. With no context. With no factual backing. With nothing but the word of these people. I'm disappointed in the vilifying of James because your UwU Fav™️ made a vague comment about him and his actions - which we dont even know to be true, given how the personalities of CC often embellish shit for 🎉Comedy🎉 or whatever.

We havent even heard from James and lots of people are already denouncing him because Aleks and Brett made vague comments about how "he wants his money back". No one but the people of CC know if this is true. So I dont want to hear people shitting on James like this.

I'm not saying CC is lying and James has done nothing wrong. I'm not saying CC is telling the truth and James is a sack of shit. All I'm saying is that we have been given 0 (zero) proof of these claims except for vague statements and personalities making shitty comments about James.

Maybe I'm just biased because I've been watching James since the very start of his channel but I'm sick of this discourse already. Maybe hop off of James' ass until we have proof.

[incorrectccquotes]

Brett: There’s nothing worse than people using big words they don’t understand just to seem smart

Aleks: I photosynthesize with this

[besweetbyjapanesebreakfast]

today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like “tell me embarrassing stuff about him” and she was like “ok. he has a piss kink” and was 100% serious and i almost crashed the fucking car

[einchop]

Visit Original Link

I made this post:

And subsequently received this anon… so here you go, anon. This one’s for you. 

bonus: the absolutely horrifying cover image i made for the audio under the cut

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