Little Bitch Baby

Is this thing on? Katherine (she/her)

[mclennonyaoi]

why don’t they make a baby pope.

[mclennonyaoi]

having to elect a new pope every ten years because they keep dying is super inconvenient. if it’s a baby that’s a solid 80 year streak right there. and a baby is basically a clean slate so he can be influenced by the forces of good and evil as he grows. we’ll see what god really wants

[unusual]

[ahno-nimus]

it's a common misconception that five plus eight is thirteen. actually five plus eight equals the skull

[evilwizard]

SCARY MATH works in a whole different way that scientists don’t understand yet

[pangur-and-grim]

see her loud

[pangur-and-grim]

now see her quiet

[meloetta]

multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet.

[bewbin]

did u lose again

[meloetta]

[lilstinky]

its cool how every language has wordplay.... we created language like ok step 1) convey info so we can stay alive 2) get silly with it

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[sonypraystation]

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

[robcanvas-deactivated20180718]

[sonypraystation]

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

[officialcrow]

they beat jesus with that

[kronkk]

happy good friday

[mesothelihomo]

[mesothelihomo]

[laurbyboom]

I’m going to be honest, this is probably the funniest thing a straight person has ever said

[lilmamabeyellin]

[killerkoiking]

[orochislayer]

Positive affirmations:

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

[afeelgoodblog]

[blobdylan]

[laumabina]

[cloevr]

when i take my phone case off i feel concern and fear knowing that some people just rawdog their phone like that like its so slippery girl you are carrying around a little fish

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Handle a naked smartphone and you can just feel the eagerness of this device to lemming itself onto the pavement

[boybeetles]

Reblog to scrub my exoskellyyyy

[dragon-in-a-fez]

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

[malechell]

my adhd is but a European Starling outside my brain window, shrieking

[nephilot]

oh no suicide for me thanks i just wanted to stand on this bridge with you :)