Lost In A Fantasy

art, fandoms, random stuff, idk? they're all my internal delusions (:

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Could you defeat Violet Parr with knockout gas?

I'm not entirely sure how Violet's powers work, but from my perspective there are 3 options:

Absolutely NOTHING gets through the force fields, including air/gases

Solids, liquids, and forces don't get through, but gases do

Violet can consciously choose what comes in a out

Number one leads to eventual suffocation if the force field is too small or if it's up for too long.

Number two means no suffocation, but possible vulnerability to gas attacks

Number three implies Violet could let people walk through the force fields she makes if she wanted to and also removes the problems with the other two options

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IDEA:

The FitnessGram Pacer Test audio but the lap sound is that metal pipe falling sound effect

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Detail from my last post:

What..?

That's the exact opposite of what I typed, but go off I guess.

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In my opinion, one of the most tragic yet poetic things in the FNAF lore is the fact that Michael went from looking like his dad in a "that's how genetics work sometimes" way to looking like his dad in a "they're both beef-jerky-lookin' reanimated corpses" way.

Look at this family resemblance 🥰💕

Also, can we talk about what they're feeding the 3D modelists, please?

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one of my goals in life is to exemplify this image:

I'm still trying to decide between string or yarn

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College life is weird.

Like, if you told me a year ago that one of the things I would love doing here would be cooking spinach, I would laugh at you. That's a really random thing to be doing.

But anyway, my point with this post was to tell you it's really easy to make cooked spinach in your dorm.

INGREDIENTS:

- Spinach

- Water

- Ramen seasoning packet

- Chili oil

INSTRUCTIONS:

1) Obtain your spinach

- I usually get a heaping bowl or two from the dining hall salad bar and stuff it in a ziplock bag I brought

2) Get two bowls

- Fill one with cold/cool water and the other with your spinach

- Make sure the spinach bowl is heat safe (or whatever the term is)

3) Boil water and pour over your spinach into the heat safe bowl and let sit for 45-60 seconds

- I have a tea kettle, so I use that to heat the water

- If you don't have a kettle but do have a microwave, you can add a bit of water to the spinach bowl and microwave it covered for 2 minutes

4) Take your heated spinach and add it to the cold water to stop the cooking process

- Make sure to pour out the used hot water

5) Put the cooled spinach back in the heat safe bowl after draining excess water

6) Mix a little bit of ramen seasoning into some water and pour the mixture over the spinach

- I use about one-third of a soy sauce ramen seasoning packet for mine, but you can change the amount to your taste

7) Add some chili oil and reheat in the microwave to enjoy your delicious Chili Garlic Spinach

- I use about 2 tablespoons of chili oil btw

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AO3 went down, so I took it as a sign from God to take a shower.

I finished my shower and now AO3 is back.

Weird day O⁠_⁠o

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AO3's down again...

Time to deep clean my room 👍

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AO3 went down, so I took it as a sign from God to take a shower.

I finished my shower and now AO3 is back.

Weird day O⁠_⁠o

[synergy27]

Me at 13: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

Me at 17: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

Me at 21: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

[showgirlshawn]

Me at 35: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

[avenger-nerd-mom]

Me at 51: "god I can't wait to go home and read fanfic"

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Also! Completely unrelated to my last post.

Apparently carbonated coffee is a thing?

Like, last week, I was thinking about the guy that put milk in one of those carbonator things and it tasted spoiled (duh), and I thought "huh, I wonder if anyone has done that, but with black coffee?" And apparently it's popular in Italy.

I don't really see the appeal, but I also don't drink coffee. What do I know? ¯⁠\⁠(O_⁠o⁠)⁠/⁠¯

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I have a proposition!

Batfam as the Seven Deadly Sins AU, but it's purely for the sake of Jason being Envy and constantly referencing Othello.

"O, beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on." - Iago to Othello

Are the glowing green eyes and pit side effects actually canon? I have no clue, but I'm pretty sure it's fanon.

Do I care? NO!

Give Jason a plot-based reason to quote Shakespeare!

Even though jealousy and envy are technically different things, their differences are miniscule and they're basically the same thing in the minds of the general populace.

Now, if you're wondering who else is which sin:

Gluttony - Alfred

Lust - Bruce

Wrath - Dick

Sloth - Tim

Pride - Damian

Greed - idk, maybe Selina?

Where's everyone else? They're either regular humans or heavenly virtues (I can see Cass as Diligence, ngl).

If you want me to elaborate on why I picked who for what... no, you probably don't. But, you could just ask me, I guess? It's mostly meme or other chatpost related though.

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I have beef with whoever makes the NYT Connections categories >:(

They knew what they were doing.

[earlgraytay]

modern Great Gatsby AU set in Cleveland where instead of the Eyes of TJ Eckleburg, all action takes place under the disapproving eyebrow of Tim Misny

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This is a name drop I was not expecting.

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Roumd…

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The song "Word Crimes" by Weird Al is Jason Todd-core.

Here is my evidence:

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

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Alright, so I just watched The Return (2024) starring Ralph Fiennes as Odysseus, and let me just say: GREAT MOVIE! 👏👏.

For all my fellow Epic: The Musical enjoyers, I'd totally recommend it! We get a lot of Eumaeus interaction (and we get to see Argus!) Though, I will warn you: you will be reminded that Epic is an adaptation a LOT. Obviously, the movie isn't fully accurate to the original text either, but it will still throw you for a loop.

Additionally, y'all know how Danny Motta first reacted to Antinous then was immediately slapped with the "when's your tramp of a mother gonna choose a new husband" line? That was me with Telemachus, I'm very sad to tell you.

(Also, I think the writers or director or whoever forgot that Penelope was from Sparta, but I can't really judge.)

HOWEVER! There is some nudity! Most of it is either blurred in the background or just shows a back view, but there is one scene where certain private parts are displayed on screen, so I don't recommend watching it with any young children (or forcing your younger siblings to watch it with you). It's not a sex scene or anything, he just doesn't have clothes on when he walks out of a hut.