[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

[lesbiskammerat]

fine..if you insist

[geniusoflove]

texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock

[lovingjoana]

i actually can’t relate but LMAO this is hilarious

[geniusoflove]

thanks for laughing anyway

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

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[thesirensense]

Your self respect has to be greater than your desire to be loved.

[dogpuppy]

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[toastbutteregg]

[dogpuppy]

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[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30